EA Training - Self-Education about EA for the masses!

Started by Silver Knight, 03-02-2013

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Silver Knight

Electronic Farts is a half-ass video game company aimed at sabotaging as many computers as possible with DRM and shitware. Founded last Thursday by Trip "On Acid" Hopkins, it began ass raping the shit out of games through history, most notably Shaq-Fu, Catwoman, and Def Jam: Vendetta. EA is basically a gaping parasitic asshole, sucking up good game developers in its vortex of greed and shitting out horrible games symbiotically. It is like Scientology for games.

Source: https://encyclopediadramatica.se/EA

Training Videos:

EA in a Nutshell (Similar applies to Activision, etc.)

When I'm EA

Quotebreslau: if i cant cheat i dont wanna play
breslau: period

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Knife_cz

I still don't see why my comment got removed when I only said truth.


KingArthur

just because its old dosn't make it any less funny

Silver Knight

Quote from: KingArthur on 03-02-2013
just because its old dosn't make it any less funny

This is old yes but it's educational, it's supposed to teach those who do not know. I am sorry class but this is the only material we have, i am looking to the education board to get more updated material.

Quotebreslau: if i cant cheat i dont wanna play
breslau: period