YOU LOSE, CUTCH

[Genesis]

5:12 PM - |HGN| Genesis: YOU LOSE!
5:12 PM - |HGN| Genesis: YOU GET NOTHING
5:13 PM - |HGN-FSA|McCutcheon: Mr. Wonka, I wanted to give this back to you...
5:13 PM - |HGN| Genesis rages
5:13 PM - |HGN-FSA|McCutcheon hands him back the neverending gum.
5:13 PM - |HGN-FSA|McCutcheon: MR WONKA NOOOO
5:13 PM - |HGN| Genesis stands up, shooting you
5:13 PM - |HGN| Genesis shoots your grandpa too
5:14 PM - |HGN-FSA|McCutcheon uses grandpa as a meatshield, grabbing his .44 out of his coat pocket.
5:14 PM - |HGN-FSA|McCutcheon fires a round at you.
5:14 PM - |HGN| Genesis unloads into the grandpa
5:14 PM - |HGN| Genesis takes a shot to the chest
5:14 PM - |HGN| Genesis rips off his jacket, revealing his kevlar
5:14 PM - |HGN-FSA|McCutcheon: smart..
5:14 PM - |HGN| Genesis grabs a M249 from under the desk
5:15 PM - |HGN-FSA|McCutcheon leaps out of the room, shaking off his sweater to reveal his shoulder holstered P90s and his slung winchester 86 and his SCAR
5:15 PM - |HGN| Genesis begins to unload, destroying the grandpa
5:16 PM - |HGN-FSA|McCutcheon: Whatever, he was a payed actor...
5:16 PM - |HGN-FSA|McCutcheon takes an HE grenade out of his pocket, throwing it into the roof
5:16 PM - |HGN-FSA|McCutcheon: room*
5:16 PM - |HGN| Genesis ducks behind the desk, hiding from the blast
5:17 PM - |HGN| Genesis reaches up his ass
5:17 PM - |HGN| Genesis pulls out a gauss rifle
5:17 PM - |HGN-FSA|McCutcheon: OH SH-
5:17 PM - |HGN-FSA|McCutcheon: I forgot the powergaming!
5:17 PM - |HGN| Genesis fires, completely destroying the wall
5:17 PM - |HGN| Genesis: (OOC) Willy Wanka can powergame
5:18 PM - |HGN-FSA|McCutcheon unleashes his Drakonan powergaming power and makes a shield, hopping into a mecha that came out of his ass.
5:18 PM - |HGN| Genesis: (OOC) His factory has everthing
5:18 PM - |HGN| Genesis runs, getting into the flying elevator
5:18 PM - |HGN-FSA|McCutcheon rushes to the roof

5:18 PM - |HGN| Genesis: **The elevator takes off, hovering above the factory, and turning into a flying mech with two gattling guns
5:19 PM - |HGN| Genesis looks at you down on the roof
5:19 PM - |HGN-FSA|McCutcheon 's mecha fires its AA cannons and missiles
5:19 PM - |HGN| Genesis yells "YOU LOSE!"
5:19 PM - |HGN| Genesis fires his gattling guns, meating the missles and blowing them up in the air
5:19 PM - |HGN| Genesis: // Meeting*
5:19 PM - |HGN| Genesis hovers about, firing his guns at you
5:20 PM - |HGN-FSA|McCutcheon 's mecha transforms into a massive air-mecha, blasting off away from the gunfire.
5:20 PM - |HGN| Genesis: **Metal Gear Solid music begins to play
5:20 PM - |HGN| Genesis yells out "SNAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
5:20 PM - |HGN-FSA|McCutcheon: I WON'T LET YOU DO THIS LIQUID
5:20 PM - |HGN| Genesis transforms into Metal Gear Ray
5:21 PM - |HGN-FSA|McCutcheon: (OOC: You mean Rex?)
5:21 PM - |HGN| Genesis: // No, Ray.
5:21 PM - |HGN| Genesis: // Play MGS4?
5:21 PM - |HGN-FSA|McCutcheon: // Yeah, was just making sure
5:21 PM - |HGN| Genesis: // K
5:22 PM - |HGN-FSA|McCutcheon prepares nuke countermeasures.
5:22 PM - |HGN| Genesis begins to open fire on you
5:22 PM - |HGN| Genesis: // Btw, this is totally going on the forums
5:22 PM - |HGN-FSA|McCutcheon launches a metal shield out that meets all incoming fire.
5:23 PM - |HGN-FSA|McCutcheon: // I know
5:23 PM - |HGN-FSA|McCutcheon also fires his anti-nuclear countermeasures
5:23 PM - |HGN| Genesis opens fire on the missiles
5:23 PM - |HGN| Genesis charges towards your mech
5:23 PM - |HGN-FSA|McCutcheon takes out a gigantic lazer sword from gundam IV and boosts to meet you
5:24 PM - |HGN| Genesis clamps down, attempting to bite your mech with its mouth
5:24 PM - |HGN-FSA|McCutcheon takes the bite, attempting to slash the boosters from your mech.
5:24 PM - |HGN| Genesis gets booster slashed
5:24 PM - |HGN| Genesis stumbles backwards "NO!!!"

5:25 PM - |HGN-FSA|McCutcheon boosts forward, aiming for the chest of your mech.
5:25 PM - |HGN-FSA|McCutcheon: EJECT NOW PANZY ASS.
5:25 PM - |HGN| Genesis points his finger at your mech "BANG!"
5:26 PM - |HGN-FSA|McCutcheon 's mech explodes, but injects intime for his backup mech that is ten times the size to arrive. His pod enters the mech.
5:26 PM - |HGN-FSA|McCutcheon: FOOL
5:26 PM - |HGN-FSA|McCutcheon slashes off your hand
5:26 PM - |HGN| Genesis yells "BEHOLD, GUNS OF THE PATRIOTS!"
5:26 PM - |HGN| Genesis gets his hand slashed
5:26 PM - |HGN| Genesis screams "NO!!!!!!!!"
5:26 PM - |HGN| Genesis ejects
5:26 PM - |HGN-FSA|McCutcheon: Guns of the patriots MY ASS
5:27 PM - |HGN-FSA|McCutcheon eats your ejection pod.
5:27 PM - |HGN| Genesis runs over, getting onto his large asspulled boat
5:27 PM - |HGN-FSA|McCutcheon eats the empty ejection pod
5:27 PM - |HGN| Genesis stands on the anchor of his boat and lols
5:27 PM - |HGN| Genesis runs over Raiden, yelling "SNAKE!" as the boat starts to pull away
5:27 PM - |HGN-FSA|McCutcheon: RAIDEN! NOOOOO--- Wait why do I give a shit?
5:28 PM - |HGN| Genesis yells "YOU LOSE! YOU GET NOTHING"
5:28 PM - |HGN| Genesis: ** The boat starts pulling away"
5:28 PM - |HGN| Genesis yells "GOOD DAY SIR!"
5:28 PM - |HGN-FSA|McCutcheon 's mech aims at the sky, firing a nuke that lands on your boat
5:28 PM - |HGN| Genesis eats the nuke, loling
5:28 PM - |HGN| Genesis: **Mei Ling comes out of no where*
5:28 PM - |HGN-FSA|McCutcheon: FUCK
5:28 PM - |HGN-FSA|McCutcheon: I knew you worked for him!
5:29 PM - |HGN-FSA|McCutcheon: Asian prostitute...
5:29 PM - |HGN| Genesis: **Every character in MGS ever comes out of no where*
5:29 PM - |HGN| Genesis yells "SAFASDFASDFASDFASDF"
5:29 PM - |HGN-FSA|McCutcheon: CAMPBELL, SERIOUSLY!?
5:29 PM - |HGN| Genesis: **That includes Big Boss*
5:29 PM - |HGN-FSA|McCutcheon: B-BUT Y-YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD, DAD!
5:29 PM - |HGN-FSA|McCutcheon: THE FUCK?!
5:29 PM - |HGN| Genesis: **Big boss lols*


5:30 PM - |HGN| Genesis: **He also fires a nuke at you
5:30 PM - |HGN| Genesis: **Deep inside the ruins of the factory, your grandfather begins to rise*
5:30 PM - |HGN-FSA|McCutcheon facepalms, forgetting that he is piloting the mech as it slams into the cockpit, killing him.
5:30 PM - |HGN| Genesis wins
5:31 PM - |HGN| Genesis rides off yelling really loudly "SNAKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
5:31 PM - |HGN-FSA|McCutcheon comes out as a ghost "Well... fuck.... At least I won't have to deal with this shit in heaven, right?"
5:31 PM - |HGN| Genesis: **The boat blows up, killing everyone*
5:31 PM - |HGN| Genesis: /end/
5:31 PM - |HGN-FSA|McCutcheon: To the forums, amirite?
5:31 PM - |HGN| Genesis: yessir

[Celtic]

Well this is thoroughly impressive.  You managed to combine RP fighting, Willy Wonka, and MGS all in one.  It disgusts me that you let the boat blow up though.

[KingArthur]

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[Locke]

Haha, pretty good.

[Blake.H]

http://www.youtube.com/v/M5QGkOGZubQ

[Spawnmax]

DO NOT  EVER take my jokes and use them as your own.

[Blake.H]

DO NOT  EVER take my jokes and use them as your own.

Crawl back into your hole and die quietly.