When you were a kid...

[Redbark]

Tell the times when you were a child/kid. Or realized something you always do today. I.E.:
When I was 8 I found out porn was real (True story for me XD)
My reaction when I found out I was a brony

This is not really meant to be "When you were a kid" thread. I only made that since I couldn't think of anything else.

[deluxulous]

when i was a kid my parents and i were in the zone, they got killed by bandits and duty saved me so i joined them

[Overwatch]

when i was a kid my parents and i were in the zone, they got killed by monolith and freedom saved me so i joined them

[Yorty]

Well when I was a kid my parents joined the Monolith so my brother and me moved to Darkdolina and built houses together.

also if you wanted this to go anywhere at all there was another forum section okay

[Paintcheck]

when i was a kid my parents and i were in the zone, they got killed by bandits and duty saved me so i joined them

When I was a kid my parents were bandits and then Duty killed them so I joined Freedom. And then I shot Pistolkid. 

[Steven :D]

when i was a kid my parents and i were in the zone, they got killed by bandits and duty saved me so i joined them

When I was a kid my parents were bandits and then Duty killed them so I joined Freedom. And then I shot Pistolkid. 

When I was a kid, my mother was a Dutyer and my father was a Freedomer, but then monolith brainwashed them and I became a mutant.

[Iam333]

When I was a kid, my wife went into Zone, but the mutants shot her so I joined Ecologists.

[Corocan]

When I was a kid, I was a mutant and my dad was a monolith and my mom was a bloodsucker, but then ashot gave me TWENTY TWENTY DOLLARS and i joined freedom.

[Ket]

When I was a kid my pappa left me for monolith and my mom got gangraped by raiders so i joined duty.




Laughed my ass off at that application XD

[Bl★ck Star]

when i was a kid my parents and i were in City 14, they got killed by Headcrab Zombies and the Combines saved me so I joined them

[jaik]

When I was a kid, my mother was a Dutyer and my father was a Freedomer, but then monolith brainwashed them and I became a mutant.

best one so far

[Ket]

but then i took an arrow to the knee

[Iam333]

Could be moved into Fast Threads in turn of events.

[Bl★ck Star]

Could be moved into Fast Threads in turn of events.

YOU could be moved into the Fast Thread, people enter youf ast and leave you fast again.

[Iam333]

Could be moved into Fast Threads in turn of events.

YOU could be moved into the Fast Thread, people enter youf ast and leave you fast again.

Gotta go fast.

[Bl★ck Star]

Could be moved into Fast Threads in turn of events.

YOU could be moved into the Fast Thread, people enter youf ast and leave you fast again.

Gotta go fast.

Shazbot

[lolKieck]

when I was a kid I had no parents so I joined Loners

[RanmaChan]

When I was a kid I lived in Hamlet, but then Legion came and killed my parents, so I joined Novarium and became a robot.

[Zstan]

sitting in the car

[Tom]

When I was a kid, I went up stairs to change and noticed my dick and my balls grew massive. So I took a bus to the zone and snuck into military base and joined them

[Knife_cz]

When i was a kid my parents were in military, when i got 18 i signed up for seekret experiment in a magical place called zone, also im ex.spetnaz

[Blake.H]

When I was a kid, my wife went into Zone, but the mutants shot her so I joined Ecologists.

I see what you did there.



When i was a kid, my parents abused me - So i joined ecolgist and killed everyone.



When i was kid, i killed my family - Now im nothing but PSI (What?)



When i was a kid, my father was killed by a bad man, so my mother sold me to some scientist, for dope money - who turned me into a 7'11 mutant (What?)

[Madcombat]

When I was a kid, I pooped on Minecraft everyday and worked weally hard on a mine fort.  Then Madcombat and Rov came and grief our baes.  My friend she had work weally hard.

[Silver Knight]

sitting in the car

Anim- wait what.

[Ket]