what not to do when cybering

Started by jaik, 23-04-2011

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jaik

Quote from: SGT-Spartans on 24-04-2011
tl;dr
fuck you i worked so hard to actually find each of the /me's and compile them together
Blake.H: And im also working on whipping him into shape
Blake.H: He's nice
Blake.H: He doesn't moan
Blake.H: The sheer obedience is enough to fuel my erection anyway

Bl★ck Star



also another example


jaik

Blake.H: And im also working on whipping him into shape
Blake.H: He's nice
Blake.H: He doesn't moan
Blake.H: The sheer obedience is enough to fuel my erection anyway

Maxi96203

Quote from: Bl★ck Star on 24-04-2011


also another example

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meetdadoom

Quote from: Dave The Zombie on 23-04-2011
I wish I could Kieck..I wish I could

I wish I can tell you, that no one cybers on HGN servers and that the admin team can catch all of it. I wish I can tell you that.

[flash=500,30]http://www.youtube.com/v/9UousVNJaIM[/flash]

mikeywrenn

Quote from: Turkey on 23-04-2011
Quote from: mikeywrenn on 23-04-2011
Pissed myself laughing, then vomited while I pissed. Then I got my girlfriend round and spread the vomit a piss on my cock and deep-throated her.

LOL

Hah! Reminds me of hte time you got caught cybering, Remember that?

Was hardly anywhere near as bad as this; at least mine was.. normal..
[OOC] Aleksandr Makarov: When do you actually need Cullinary?
[OOC] Commissar Ruslan Turchin: Vat... are you trying to say cooking skill?
[OOC] Aleksandr Makarov: Yeah.
[OOC] Commissar Ruslan Turchin: It's for the women, of course. Which is why we don't see that skill much.

jaik

they never came back to the server
Blake.H: And im also working on whipping him into shape
Blake.H: He's nice
Blake.H: He doesn't moan
Blake.H: The sheer obedience is enough to fuel my erection anyway

deluxulous

Quote from: Jake on 24-04-2011
they never came back to the server
Good thing, too. I might have had to intervene. Nothing like interrupting cybering and creating an awkward atmosphere by kicking down the door and asking for the time!

jaik

Quote from: PistolKid on 25-04-2011
Quote from: Jake on 24-04-2011
they never came back to the server
Good thing, too. I might have had to intervene. Nothing like interrupting cybering and creating an awkward atmosphere by kicking down the door and asking for the time!

it was outdoors
Blake.H: And im also working on whipping him into shape
Blake.H: He's nice
Blake.H: He doesn't moan
Blake.H: The sheer obedience is enough to fuel my erection anyway

Cutch

If he really lives in kentucky, Tom could probably catch him...

If you know what I mean

"Stop living life so that you can do a job with out pay"
-Blake/Last Exile

Silver Knight

Quote from: Jake on 25-04-2011
Quote from: PistolKid on 25-04-2011
Quote from: Jake on 24-04-2011
they never came back to the server
Good thing, too. I might have had to intervene. Nothing like interrupting cybering and creating an awkward atmosphere by kicking down the door and asking for the time!

it was outdoors

Don't use caps it's a bannable offense.

Quotebreslau: if i cant cheat i dont wanna play
breslau: period

jaik

Quote from: Last.Exile on 25-04-2011
Quote from: Jake on 25-04-2011
Quote from: PistolKid on 25-04-2011
Quote from: Jake on 24-04-2011
they never came back to the server
Good thing, too. I might have had to intervene. Nothing like interrupting cybering and creating an awkward atmosphere by kicking down the door and asking for the time!

it was outdoors

Don't use caps it's a bannable offense.
fixed
Blake.H: And im also working on whipping him into shape
Blake.H: He's nice
Blake.H: He doesn't moan
Blake.H: The sheer obedience is enough to fuel my erection anyway

darkzerxx

 :o This is disturbing... Really disturbing.... I pray to god there arn't people like this on our SRP servers too  :'(
Ex-Duty-converted Monolith:|Draco 'Dice' stellem|Decease
Stalker/Trader:|Dracovich Raka|Alive
Eco:|Dr.Richard L. Vangraff|In zone
Stalker:|Scarler 'becca' Owen|Alive
Ex-freedomer-duty:|Levi'Fox'Krillen|Alive
Stalker:|Taylor 'trinity'|Alive
Sucker:|Hunter|Alive
Military:|Scarlet Stroik|alive

Paintcheck

Quote from: darkzerxx on 25-04-2011
:o This is disturbing... Really disturbing.... I pray to god there arn't people like this on our SRP servers too  :'(

Oh there definitely are. Or at least were. I walked into Freedom base once on my char Nikki Maslov who was the first female char I ever played as for any length of time and found Splendor, Crimzon, and Wazer having a lesbian orgy in the barracks. I am the kind of person who says to most things "well if it's RP then it's fine" but after seeing several /me's about "Squirting vaginal fluids" period blood, and licking said fluids off of each other I was so scared I logged off and didn't return to the server for a good week.  Immediately before I left ICly Splendor looks at Nikki (who has a look on her face of pure disgust) and says something like "Oh shit! Take your clothes off and get in here babe!"

* Paintcheck shudders at the memory.

lolKieck

Quote from: Splendor/Kitten Mittens"Oh shit! Take your clothes off and get in here babe!"
I'm just, oh god, wtf
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darkzerxx

  :( ...... My head hurts.... a lot from the thought of it. I think I am gonna go and die in a hole now....
Ex-Duty-converted Monolith:|Draco 'Dice' stellem|Decease
Stalker/Trader:|Dracovich Raka|Alive
Eco:|Dr.Richard L. Vangraff|In zone
Stalker:|Scarler 'becca' Owen|Alive
Ex-freedomer-duty:|Levi'Fox'Krillen|Alive
Stalker:|Taylor 'trinity'|Alive
Sucker:|Hunter|Alive
Military:|Scarlet Stroik|alive

Khorn

Jake, you totally missed the whole thing with Murk and Thomas.


Murk was getting into the whole scat and piss thing.
Thomas told me he was scared.

jaik

Quote from: Khorn on 25-04-2011
Murk was getting into the whole scat and piss thing.

hot damn
Blake.H: And im also working on whipping him into shape
Blake.H: He's nice
Blake.H: He doesn't moan
Blake.H: The sheer obedience is enough to fuel my erection anyway

mikeywrenn

I joined a certain server that isn't apart of this community and I found a rather odd series of events..
-Two guys randomly started kissing while everyone was there.
-Playing as a female character got me more attention than pork in a Synagogue.
-There were about three attempted rapes upon myself.
-Playing as a male character gets you ignored.
[OOC] Aleksandr Makarov: When do you actually need Cullinary?
[OOC] Commissar Ruslan Turchin: Vat... are you trying to say cooking skill?
[OOC] Aleksandr Makarov: Yeah.
[OOC] Commissar Ruslan Turchin: It's for the women, of course. Which is why we don't see that skill much.

Steven :D

Quote from: mikeywrenn on 25-04-2011
I joined a certain server that isn't apart of this community and I found a rather odd series of events..
-Two guys randomly started kissing while everyone was there.
-Playing as a female character got me more attention than pork in a Synagogue.
-There were about three attempted rapes upon myself.
-Playing as a male character gets you ignored.
Because no one wants to get raped in RP willingly (Unless your that type of person, I mean I wouldn't want to have to RP getting raped.)


mikeywrenn

Quote from: Steven :D on 25-04-2011
Quote from: mikeywrenn on 25-04-2011
I joined a certain server that isn't apart of this community and I found a rather odd series of events..
-Two guys randomly started kissing while everyone was there.
-Playing as a female character got me more attention than pork in a Synagogue.
-There were about three attempted rapes upon myself.
-Playing as a male character gets you ignored.
Because no one wants to get raped in RP willingly (Unless your that type of person, I mean I wouldn't want to have to RP getting raped.)

I'll give a hint where it was when I say:

I kicked one off of me and he got trampled by a terminator.

The others get off when you scream loud enough and you start getting a crowd.
[OOC] Aleksandr Makarov: When do you actually need Cullinary?
[OOC] Commissar Ruslan Turchin: Vat... are you trying to say cooking skill?
[OOC] Aleksandr Makarov: Yeah.
[OOC] Commissar Ruslan Turchin: It's for the women, of course. Which is why we don't see that skill much.

Wolfinton

Quote from: Khorn on 25-04-2011
Jake, you totally missed the whole thing with Murk and Thomas.


Murk was getting into the whole scat and piss thing.
Thomas told me he was scared.

Then Murk killed Thomas because he did her the... wrong way. The back way.
Pink doesn't make me gay, it makes you homophobic.

Paintcheck

I raped Nitro once. Felt accomplished.

Cutch

Quote from: Paintcheck on 26-04-2011
I raped Nitro once. Felt accomplished.
Did he powergame choking you with his vagina?

"Stop living life so that you can do a job with out pay"
-Blake/Last Exile

Paintcheck

No. That's why I felt accomplished.