UK Election Sim. Version 2033

[jaik]

Since I'm a mod here I guess I'll just use this forum as my blog for whoever cares about what I do or just for people who are bored as fuck

so on this metro 2033 rp, blake and i decided to make elections for the main station because it was lacking a leader. there were 3 candidates: fascism(Taco from TnB), democracy(our one and only blake) and communism(stickywicket...lol). now as you can imagine, allowing a bunch of tards to choose a main tard (see: USA) will lead to a quick downfall and collapse -- the elections were rigged in favour of blake, the representative of democracy, from the beginning.
blake and [data redacted] objected to counting the votes, however i insisted on seeing who would've actually won. my way of counting the votes was: person goes to a room and writes down the name of the person he's voting for(/pm). there were 14 voters(even if the server had about 40 people on lol):
Fascism - 4
Democracy - 6
Communism - 4

Pre-Election:



Blake(Mister Kosaryov) being the troll here: (read the chat)


The end of the election - results counted:



freestalker(Asloav Kenil) became an admin for the first time in his life:

[nKe]

Sagea paskalle
oh rite im supposed to use english here

[Silver Knight]

That's our blake alright.

[jaik]

That's our blake alright.

atta boy blaikey

[Steven :D]

BREAKING NEWS
Main Station targeted by terrorists, over 12 people killed in the blast that came from a cardboard box that fell from the heavens.


It was seemingly triggered by a person who couldn't tell the red or green buttons apart.


And now, we have our reporter relaying us information of the event. They have been able to find several eyewitnesses who have given us this information.
One bystander boldy proclaims, "wtf rdm" while another goes, "OMG REFUND ME MY AK FAGGOT RDMERS"

We have yet to find the culprit.
This was GVC News, and now back to Jake.

[Frostee]

High quality RP is going on in that server.

[lolKieck]

High quality RP is going on in that server.

Killed like 8 minges so far in there.
Defending the Fourth Reich from ever-present Germans.