The Tale of Ping Pong's Mangina

Started by Cutch, 26-11-2010

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Cutch

Six months from the beginning of their adventure, the STFU was on its conquest to destroy HGN. The Genitalia acted as the flagship with Plunger commanding the entire navy. As they began entering HGN territory, mingefrigates were drawn to their location. They were easily swept aside by ban hammers and they went deeper into the dark and gloomy system. They were almost at the capital when a massive fleet of troll cruisers came out of hyperspace. The enemy fleet seemed to chew threw their space destroyers.

Plunger spoke into the fleet network, "Heavy ships, charge the CT cannons." Red, firey streams of energy seem to gather around the protrusions of the ships until it was blinding. "Fire!" Plunger ordered, and the red roared from the cannons. The red stopped infront of the enemy fleet and a tear in space began to form and it sucked the enemy fleet in.

They began to orbit around the capital, Britannica. The STFU rained orbital bombardment on the planet as they dropped soldiers to the surface. Tom, Cutch, and the rest of the team landed safely near the capital. They battled through the HGN forces, primarily Helghast and mingebags. They made their way to front of the royal palace, Fuckingham Palace. The ground shook and the doors split open to reveal a tall Scotsman, Silverknight's Field Marshal and Commissar, Nitro Glycerine. Nitro unsheathed his claymore and swung it, lopping off BTOs head. Cutch shouted, "I command thee a broken heart!" Nitro grabbed his chest and a giant crater began to form as the street fell in. As Nitro fell into the hole, he grabbed Cutch by the ankle. Ping Pong, Tom, and Killabreu looked back as Cutch held onto the edge, "Run you fools..." he said as he fell into the abyss. Tom screamed his name as Pong and Killabreu dragged him onward.

They found SK yelling at Blake in their room, "BITCH! MAKE THE FORUMS GOD DAMN PRETTIER! I DIDN'T GIVE YOU GLOBAL MODERATOR TO MAKE IT LOOK PRETTIER!" Blake yelled back at him, "HEY! I RESKINNED THOSE MODELS AND MADE THEM DIRTY!" SK responded, "ORANGE DOESN'T MEAN FUCKING DIRTY!" He bitch slapped her and turned towards the heroic party. "What are you mudderfuckers doing here?" All of a sudden a little girl was tugging on SK's dress. He slapped her and then a massive Big Daddy broke through the wall and drilled through Silverknight with his drill, spewing him everywhere. Blake jumped out of a window after realizing she didn't have any power whatsoever without someone to brown nose.

"Stop living life so that you can do a job with out pay"
-Blake/Last Exile

deluxulous

holy shit best fanfic of 2011

Frostee

That made me lol a lot :D

Turkey


Astarathia


Rhyom Guther

As soon as the music started, I ripped up the thread looking for that FUCKING YOUTUBE VIDEO.


Turkey

Quote from: Rhyom Guther on 22-02-2011
As soon as the music started, I ripped up the thread looking for that FUCKING YOUTUBE VIDEO.

Fuck off ugly faggot.

lolKieck

Quote from: Turkey on 22-02-2011
Quote from: Rhyom Guther on 22-02-2011
As soon as the music started, I ripped up the thread looking for that FUCKING YOUTUBE VIDEO.

Fuck off ugly faggot.
Irony.
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Turkey

Quote from: lolKieck on 24-02-2011
Quote from: Turkey on 22-02-2011
Quote from: Rhyom Guther on 22-02-2011
As soon as the music started, I ripped up the thread looking for that FUCKING YOUTUBE VIDEO.

Fuck off ugly faggot.
Irony.

Explain the irony in that, Moron?

lolKieck

Quote from: Turkey on 24-02-2011
Quote from: lolKieck on 24-02-2011
Quote from: Turkey on 22-02-2011
Quote from: Rhyom Guther on 22-02-2011
As soon as the music started, I ripped up the thread looking for that FUCKING YOUTUBE VIDEO.

Fuck off ugly faggot.
Irony.

Explain the irony in that, Moron?
That's more ironic than the post before.
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Turkey

Quote from: lolKieck on 24-02-2011
Quote from: Turkey on 24-02-2011
Quote from: lolKieck on 24-02-2011
Quote from: Turkey on 22-02-2011
Quote from: Rhyom Guther on 22-02-2011
As soon as the music started, I ripped up the thread looking for that FUCKING YOUTUBE VIDEO.

Fuck off ugly faggot.
Irony.

Explain the irony in that, Moron?
That's more ironic than the post before.

You don't know what Irony is, Go google it moron.

lolKieck

Quote from: Turkey on 24-02-2011
Quote from: lolKieck on 24-02-2011
Quote from: Turkey on 24-02-2011
Quote from: lolKieck on 24-02-2011
Quote from: Turkey on 22-02-2011
Quote from: Rhyom Guther on 22-02-2011
As soon as the music started, I ripped up the thread looking for that FUCKING YOUTUBE VIDEO.

Fuck off ugly faggot.
Irony.

Explain the irony in that, Moron?
That's more ironic than the post before.

You don't know what Irony is, Go google it moron.
Lol. And vice versa Turkey. There are many types of irony.
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Turkey

Quote from: lolKieck on 25-02-2011
Quote from: Turkey on 24-02-2011
Quote from: lolKieck on 24-02-2011
Quote from: Turkey on 24-02-2011
Quote from: lolKieck on 24-02-2011
Quote from: Turkey on 22-02-2011
Quote from: Rhyom Guther on 22-02-2011
As soon as the music started, I ripped up the thread looking for that FUCKING YOUTUBE VIDEO.

Fuck off ugly faggot.
Irony.

Explain the irony in that, Moron?
That's more ironic than the post before.

You don't know what Irony is, Go google it moron.
Lol. And vice versa Turkey. There are many types of irony.

LOL! You're a retarded polish fuck. America is so much better then your country, I know thats a fact now.

Knife_cz



lolKieck

Quote from: Turkey on 25-02-2011
Quote from: lolKieck on 25-02-2011
Quote from: Turkey on 24-02-2011
Quote from: lolKieck on 24-02-2011
Quote from: Turkey on 24-02-2011
Quote from: lolKieck on 24-02-2011
Quote from: Turkey on 22-02-2011
Quote from: Rhyom Guther on 22-02-2011
As soon as the music started, I ripped up the thread looking for that FUCKING YOUTUBE VIDEO.

Fuck off ugly faggot.
Irony.

Explain the irony in that, Moron?
That's more ironic than the post before.

You don't know what Irony is, Go google it moron.
Lol. And vice versa Turkey. There are many types of irony.

LOL! You're a retarded polish fuck. America is so much better then your country, I know thats a fact now.
At least in Poland we don't kill our own daughters.
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Knife_cz



lolKieck

Quote from: knife_cz on 26-02-2011
Dun feed teh trolz
Don't worry, it's another killdead.
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Knife_cz

Oh alright then,continue :P


Cutch

Okay, after reading Hessen's shitty attempt to make fun of Last Exile, I decided to continue my book from another short story. This one will be more up-to-date with people currently in the community so not just oldfags will get it, so my nonexistent sales will go up. Yeah, uh, if you want to donate so I'll write more stories after this one, just PM me so I can give you my paypal info. It helps. <3

The New Tales of the Oldfag Crew
So, this tale begins with Cutch, Killabreu, Tom, and Ping Pong riding with Sharrock in his '83 Cadillac Coupe Deville, driving through North Carolina. They spotted an old friend, Paintcheck, riding his bike. While they were shouting greetings to each other, a black man jumps from the shadows and cums in Paintcheck's face. Due to women being the only ones immune to the acid contents of black sperm, Paintcheck fell over screaming as it burned his face. The black man hopped on the bike and started off. Paintcheck screamed, "NIGGA STOLE MY BIKE!" Cutch and Killabreu grabbed a pair of Colt 1911's from under the seat as Sharrock put a police light on top of the car, "Thank god I stole this from my parole officer." They started driving and shooting the black man until finally, a bullet hit the black man in the shoulder and he fell off the bike. They exited the car, Tom handcuffing the black man.
"What is your name?" Tom asked quickly.
The black man simply responded with, "I am... knife_cz...."
"Well knife, its time for you to be permabanned... from life..." Cutch and Killabreu stepped forward and pointed their barrels at the back of the man's head.
"NO, I CAN BREAK THESE CUFFS"
*BAM
Some witnesses claimed that you could see text about the men saying "Knife_cz has been permanently banned from the server" These witnesses wonder what god forsaken server he will be going to now.

To be continued...

"Stop living life so that you can do a job with out pay"
-Blake/Last Exile

Bl★ck Star

Cutch, I want to be in the new story, NOW !


lolKieck

I'm sure knife will be unbanned.
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deluxulous

I'm more oldfag than any of the motherfuckers in the story

Bl★ck Star

Quote from: PistolKid on 01-05-2011
I'm more oldfag than any of the motherfuckers in the story

BlackStar is still 11 days older.

So I get a more vital position then Pistolkid.


Cutch

Quote from: PistolKid on 01-05-2011
I'm more oldfag than any of the motherfuckers in the story
Yeah but you and Black Star are never around in teamspeak, bitch. Sharrock and Knife definitely aren't oldfags but they were both banned recently so I thought they'd be worth mentioning.

also, remember that donations are very good.

"Stop living life so that you can do a job with out pay"
-Blake/Last Exile

Bl★ck Star

Quote from: Cutch on 01-05-2011
Quote from: PistolKid on 01-05-2011
I'm more oldfag than any of the motherfuckers in the story
Yeah but you and Black Star are never around in teamspeak, bitch. Sharrock and Knife definitely aren't oldfags but they were both banned recently so I thought they'd be worth mentioning.

also, remember that donations are very good.

I would Donate if I would have paypal or whatever Last.Exile uses for Donations, Also I am in another teamspeak with some IRL friends all the time.