Story

[Ket]

Hello fellow Vampires, let's start a game.


We shall make up a story. I will post the intro, continue with only 3 words!




There once was a boy who.... <continue>

[Redbark]

ate a giant rainbow...

NOTE: Not related to bronies.

[Maxi96203]

...and he died.

[D33tly]

... But reincarnated as...

[SGT-Spartans]

Along came Necromancer Lord Spartans, upon finding the body, made mad love with the rotting corpse, regardless of gender, Spartans found it immensely pleasurable, and after finishing up with the corpse he...

[SGT-Spartans]

You mother fucker.


OOPS I MEANT THAT IN OOC

[D33tly]

OOC: I love how everyone understands its supposed to be 3 wo- Nevermind... GVC...

[Tom]

I love how there is TOTALLY a need to type OOC. Cause. . . We're TOTALLY roleplaying here guys.

[SGT-Spartans]

[[OOC: Tom you need to yous your OOC or else its metatalk dude.

[Tom]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLICANMETATALKALLIWANTFGGT:D:D:D::D:D:D:D:D::

[SGT-Spartans]

OOC: Do you mean Alkali Earth Metals or Alkaline Metals? There is a difference, you know.

[Frostee]

... But reincarnated as...

a magical pony...

[themutatedman]

who fucks jews in the ass...

[Ket]

with a strong desire




[You guys do know "a" and "or"s and "the" etc etc is not considered a word, whatever]

[Madcombat]

And then he

OOCOOCOCOCCOCCO NUTT: Hey guys, lets go rp in the bar!

[D33tly]

raped himself at...

[Bl★ck Star]

STORY ? I HAVE A STORY TO TELL!

SO TAKE A SEAT AND LISTEN TO ME YOUNG FILLY



"Everypony deserves a -" The poor boy's voice trailed off into a whimper as he pressed his head against the pillow, shaggy black hair falling over the sides of his face. Those gentle, soft kisses continued to be placed on his soft skin, every touch almost unbearable. What made it worse was the man holding his arms against the mattress, continuing to kiss the back of his shoulders and neck - that is, when he wasn't pushing up the oversized Nazi memorabilia that occasionally fell onto his face.
"Are you enjoying it?" asked Rag, one fingernail trailing down the underside of Black's neck, the touch electric. Not waiting for a response, he lowered his lips, his hot, wet mouth sucking on the tender flesh, making the brony squirm, frantically, with the motion. "You spend so long arguing and fighting against me, Black Star. I'm glad we've changed that."

Underneath him, Black let out a frantic, whining moan into the pillow, his back arcing up, pressing itself against Ragolution's torso. It was almost a relief when the Minecraft warrior wrapped his firm arms around his lover's waist, holding him close and pressing that hot warmth, still constrained by the jeans, pressing against his spine. Frowning, he pushed Black down, pulling off the heavy Nazi trenchcoat he wore so that he could, more easily, hold Black to his warm, bare skin.
"Are you ready to feel my creeper?" asked Rag, a wry smirk on his face as he nibbled on Black's ear, one hand playing with the hem of the poor boy's jeans.
"I hope it explodes all over me," replied Black, pressing his neck into Rag's waiting mouth and letting out a long, slow moan.



The poor boy walk down the street, mind in a daze, trying to remember the events of the night before.
His head swirled with the clouded images of vague memories. Everything happened so quickly... too quickly.


  Images lead to emotions. Pure ecstasy welled up the brony's body, sending shivers down his spine.


  "I'm in no mind to be out here..." The meek Black Star quietly said to himself. But as he turned around,
he did not notice the man right behind him. Without time to react, the two crashed into one another and fell to the concrete sidewalk.


  Black quickly got to his feet and dusted himself off.


  "Are you o...." Black froze in astonishment to see the man wearing a weathered, black SS trenchcoat.
As Rag picked himself of the ground Black tried his best to regain his complexion.


   "So sorry about that, didn't see you turn around." Rag said, seemingly oblivious of who the person right in front of him was.
"I hope I didn't hurt you." The nazi patting the very same shoulder he kissed the night prior.


   Questions burned in Black Star's head as Rag turned down the block. while trying to clear his mind, he noticed a small, beige card that was dropped in the commotion. The boy gently picked up the parchment, trying his best not to bend or crease it and turned it over to see what was written.


  His jaw dropped slowly dropped as he carefully read each letter scrawled on the paper.


                           "9:00
                        I love you....."


The brony's wee heart pounded out of his chest as he slowly digested those three words.
Thoughts now whizzed through his skull, making his stomach churn.
   


  But most of all he had a burning desire to once again feel Rag's suttle carress. To feel his soft lips press against his neck just one more time...
Black then bolted down the street, for he was five blocks away from his house, and it was alread 8:43......

[lolKieck]

Last time I read that story it was Pink's. No, not Mr. Pink, another Pink.

[Kelse]

Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air

In West Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground is where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said you're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket
I put my walkman on and said I might as well kick it
First class yo this is bad
Drinkin' orange juice out of a champagne glass
Is this what the people of Bel-Air live like
Hmmm this might be all right

But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois and all that
Is this the type of place that they should send this cool cat
I don't think so I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

Well uh the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude looked like a cop standin' there with my name out
I ain't tryin' to get arrested yet I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightening disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said "Fresh", and had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought nah forget it, yo home to Bel-Air!

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo Holmes, smell ya later!"
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air

[Ket]

this is when I come in and say ... tl;dr

[jaik]

come up with something more funny

[Ket]

come up with something more funny

no u

[Redbark]

raped himself at...

An orphanage...

[Ket]

raped himself at...

An orphanage...

which was filled

[Redbark]

raped himself at...

An orphanage...

which was filled

With jars'a'jelly.