STEVE EDWARd ON THE SERVER!?

Started by Rhyom Guther, 15-01-2010

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Rhyom Guther

Steve Edward: Now, if you see here, these are fine speciments.
Spikes | |HGN| Pawx [LOOC]: LOLD SO HARD
] -duck
Spikes | |HGN| Pawx [LOOC]: LOL|
Steve Edward: This one here, the Bull Sucker, is obviously the alpha here.
Mattock | |HGN| Bto2295  [187cr] [LOOC]: Oy wanka!
Ravange | |HGN| Rhyom Guther [LOOC]: I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU
Steve Edward: This one is aggressive
Ares | |HGN-STSA| Paintcheck [LOOC]: Let him continue, it will probably be
mad lolzy
Steve Edward: He is obviously being territorial
[OOC] |HGN| Pawx: Mc, I laughed...So hard
Steve Edward: Roar!
** Steve Edward yells out, "Roar!"
** Steve Edward yells out, "ROAOROOR"
You Don't Have A Radio, Dummy!
** Steve Edward yells out, "get the hell out!"
** Ravange yells out, "MOTHERFUCKINMG ROAOOOAOAOAOOOAOAOAOAOAR"
** Mattock grabs the meat while there distracted
[OOC] |HGN| Pawx: I cant stop laughing XD
[OOC] |HGN| Rhyom Guther: Come back. We need you to make us laugh.
Steve Edward: See, they are now going to eat me.
Ravange | |HGN| Rhyom Guther [LOOC]: OMG GTFO
Steve Edward: They will probably start with my brain, ah yes.
Steve Edward: Excellent choice friends.
[OOC] |HGN| Pawx: ORGY TIME?!
** Ares snarls softly in his aftermeal nap
Mattock | |HGN| Bto2295  [187cr] [LOOC]: fattass
Steve Edward: Now, these ones probably are virgins, so they will try to rap-
e my body before my death.
Ares | |HGN-STSA| Paintcheck [LOOC]: LOL
** Ravange drops his pants.
Steve Edward: Watch carefully.
Spikes | |HGN| Pawx [LOOC]: OHHHH YEAH
** Mattock Grabs the arm of the stalker and starts to bite into it.
Steve Edward: Anal sucumbus disorder is something that many bloodsuckers ha-
ve to deal with daily.
** Spikes Rips off the Right leg, Taking it into the bush.
** Ravange rips off the head.
[OOC] McCutcheon[IcE]: lulz, auto respawned
Player Max Rockatansky has joined the game.
** Ares wakes up
** Mattock Continues to suck into its arm.
** Ravange holds it in his hands as the head continues to talk.
Spikes | |HGN| Pawx [LOOC]: *Punding and Moaning can be heard in the bush*
** Spikes Takes his left nut, Going into the bush.
Ravange | |HGN| Rhyom Guther [LOOC]: Hopfully its dead.
Player |HGN-CRM| Fluffy has joined the game.
Ravange | |HGN| Rhyom Guther [LOOC]: Sec. Gona get somthin to eat.
[OOC] |HGN| Rhyom Guther: Rov, you kidnapped anyone recently?
[OOC] |HGN-STSA| Rδvanδger ไท�: nah I been offline for like 3 days
[OOC] |HGN| Rhyom Guther: Ah, Cool.
Steve Edward: Hm, they appear to be eating my stunt double's body. Lets get
a closer look.
[OOC] |HGN-STSA| Rδvanδger ไท�: I am listening to clear sky radio lol
Ares | |HGN-STSA| Paintcheck [LOOC]: LOL
Ravange | |HGN| Rhyom Guther [LOOC]: GOD DAMNIT
** Ares is pretty sue the body has been reduced to bones and not much else
by now
Ravange | |HGN| Rhyom Guther [LOOC]: YOU GOT SODA ON MY SCREEN
Ravange | |HGN| Rhyom Guther [LOOC]: GTFO
[OOC] Imon: shouldn't you start with a knife or something? D:
Spikes: HERE YOU GO
Spikes: HE SUCKS
[OOC] |HGN-STSA| Paintcheck: Yeah you should but Silver removed that
Steve Edward: Now, we drink the blood to signify our part of their pack.
[ADMIN] |HGN-STSA| Paintcheck: Knives are pretty cheap
Player Max Rockatansky left the game (Connection closing).
Player Max Rockatansky has joined the game.
** Steve Edward drinks some of the blood.
Spikes: Actually, I take that back..
Player |HGN| Bto2295  [187cr] left the game (|HGN| Bto2295  [187cr] timed o-
ut).
[ADMIN] |HGN-STSA| Paintcheck: I'm going to bed
[ADMIN] |HGN-STSA| Paintcheck: Good ngith guys
[OOC] |HGN| MangoMan: cya
[OOC] Imon: so how would one come across a weapon?
[ADMIN] |HGN-STSA| Paintcheck: Buy it from a trader
** Steve Edward feasts on the body with Spike.
** Ravange accepts the stalker.
Spikes: HEY
[ADMIN] |HGN-STSA| Paintcheck: Guns are expensive so you need to do missions
to get money
Spikes: MINE YOU HOE
** Steve Edward backs up.
[ADMIN] |HGN-STSA| Paintcheck: Or find artifacts
[ADMIN] |HGN-STSA| Paintcheck: Or join a faction
[OOC] Imon: i've been mugged by bloodsuckers twice straight out of the gate
Steve Edward: Yes, masta!
Spikes: NIGGER WHAT THE FUCK YOU THINK YOU ARE
Spikes: YOU WHITE TRASG
Steve Edward: Now, we show that we mean no harm, and that he is the alpha.
Spikes: FUCK YOUR COUCH
[OOC] |HGN-STSA| Rδvanδger ไท�: I might get on my trader tomorrow just
to help economy
[ADMIN] |HGN-STSA| Paintcheck: Yeah that happens when there aren't a lot of
targets lol
Spikes: FRIED CHICKEN!
Player シ BánánáS!!! has joined the game.
[ADMIN] |HGN-STSA| Paintcheck: Sorry about that
** Ravange rips off the hand.
[OOC] Imon: paintcheck...
** Ravange throws it at the fag sucker.
[OOC] Imon: did you play TS by chance?
[ADMIN] |HGN-STSA| Paintcheck: Yes I did
** Steve Edward takes the hand, eating it.
Ravange: Eat that shit.
** Spikes Picks up the body and throws it at the man.
Spikes: CRACKER
Ravange: YOU CRACKER.
** Steve Edward eats the meat, offering some back to Spikes.
Spikes: GO BACK TO WESTSIDE
Ravange: DAMN RIGHT
** Ravange does gang signs.
Player シ BánánáS!!! has joined the game.
Steve Edward: They are obviously troubled by the racial and physical barrie-
r between us and the bloodsuckers
Spikes: OH SHUT THE FUCK UP NIGGER
Steve Edward: They are even using racial slang.
Spikes: DONT BE HATEN
Spikes: DONT BE HATEN!
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Player |HGN-STSA| Paintcheck left the game (Disconnect by user).
Steve Edward: Yo dawg, whats in the hizzle?!
** Ravange pulls out a glock from his sagging pants.
** Ravange points it at the man.
** Spikes Takes out a ak 47
Ravange: Yo wana fuk wid' me?
Spikes: NOW YOU FUCKED UP
Spikes: NOW YOU FUCKED UP
** Steve Edward yells out, "Yo homedoawg, peace, peace. We don't want no ga-
ts!"
Spikes: YOU HAVE FUCKED UP NOW
Spikes: SHOOT THIS CRACKA
Ravange: Ya fukin' Craka
Spikes: Tumble lard looking mother fucker!
Steve Edward: But, the top of your skull is white.
Spikes: SKINNY ASS BITCH
Steve Edward: Who da cracka now, boy?
Spikes: OHHHHH
** Steve Edward lets out a giant ass roar.
Spikes: NOW YOU FUCKED UP
** Steve Edward takes out a colt 1911.
Steve Edward: Who?
Spikes: Oh shit...HES PACKING!
Spikes: HES PACKING
Steve Edward: Boy you better watch where you point those gats!
** Ravange drops the Glock and pulls out a Shotgun.
Ravange: Aight, nigga.
** Steve Edward drops the Colt and pulls out a groza
** Spikes Drops his AK 47 and takes out a spoon.
Steve Edward: BOY DROP YO GATS
Spikes: Fuck!
Steve Edward: DROP YO GATS.
** Ravange drops his Shotgun.
Spikes: IM BEAT YOU WITH A SPOON NIGGER
Ravange: Aiigh
Ravange: No mo fightin
Ravange: We coo?
** Spikes Runs at him with a spoon
Player KA Rustamungus has joined the game.
** Steve Edward dodges the spoon.
Steve Edward: Aight, aight.
Steve Edward: Peace, peace bro.
Spikes: Eat my spoon first
Spikes: OPEN
** Spikes Raises it
Steve Edward: Don't be cuttin yoself with dem barbed wire.
Spikes: Here comes the choo choo train!
Player -=๖ۣۜS.©.Ǿ.Ř.P=- has joined the game.
Spikes: CHOO CHOO
** Steve Edward opens his mouth.
** Spikes Shoves it down your throat
Spikes: EAT IT FUCKER
** Steve Edward gulps it down.
Ravange | |HGN| Rhyom Guther [LOOC]: Time to post this on GVC
Spikes: EAT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Steve Edward | McCutcheon[IcE] [LOOC]: lol
Spikes: TASTE GOOD NIGGER?
** Steve Edward digests the spoon with his crazyass australian stomach juic-
es.
Spikes: Yummy..
** Ravange turns into Pedo.
Spikes: The fuck man..
Spikes: NOT COOL
Steve Edward: I think he jizzed allover himself.
Spikes: LETS GO
Ravange: WANT?
Spikes: LETS LEVE THIS FAGGOT
Spikes | |HGN| Pawx [LOOC]: SEX
Spikes: ITS JUST I LOVE YOU SO MUCH MAN
Ravange: Nigga.
Steve Edward: Boy, here, take a bite from my arm.
Ravange: Yo in our crew.
Ravange: Foo.
** Spikes Eats your hand like a FUCKING CROCADILLA
Spikes | |HGN| Pawx [LOOC]: NOM NOM NOM
** Steve Edward pulls it back, only a stump left.
Ravange: Ayo homie.
Ravange: Yo in our gang dawg.
** Steve Edward puts on a plastic hand.
Spikes | |HGN| Pawx [LOOC]: OH SHIT A STALKER
Spikes: IMA GO CAP HIS ASS
Steve Edward: Oh yeah, dawg.
Ravange: We gonna cap that mofo's ass.
Ravange: Common.
[OOC] McCutcheon[IcE]: paint, you still here?
[OOC] McCutcheon[IcE]: oh noes! 20 health fail
[OOC] McCutcheon[IcE]: I be back, homies.


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