Relax, Jarl Balgruuf has this shit covered.

[Syndraell]

http://www.youtube.com/v/jpJ7NihviVU?&start=129

[D33tly]

Oh Really?
Listen well, slut.
I'm Jarl Balgruuf, an I be...
Ballin', Ballin' Ballin'
Jarl Ballin', Ballin' Ballin' swag.
Woman, I'm loooooooord of the rings, I'm the Jarl of Whiterun.
Holla if you need me.
Haters gonna hate.
*Respectable young black male says "OWW"*
Haters gonna hate.
*Unrespectable young black male says "OWW"*
BITCHES gonna hate.
Yo momma's gonna hate.
*Respectable young black male says "OWW"*
Swag.
*UnRespectable young black male says "OWW"*
Swag.
*Respectable young black male says "OWW"*
Swag
*UnRespectable young black male says "OWW"*
Swag.
Holla if ya need me.
Holla if ya need reefer, Bitch.
*Bitch has smoker / crack coughing fit*
Theres more.
I'm lord of the rings, bitch.
Lord of the rings.
Lord of the reefer, bitch.
Lord of the reefer.

I like your ass!

AMIFUNNYNOW?HUH?PLEASETELLMEIMFUNNY!PLEASE!DADDYWILLWHIPMEAGAINIFIMNOTFUNNY!

[Das_Uberman]

Oh Really?
Listen well, slut.
I'm Jarl Balgruuf, an I be...
Ballin', Ballin' Ballin'
Jarl Ballin', Ballin' Ballin' swag.
Woman, I'm loooooooord of the rings, I'm the Jarl of Whiterun.
Holla if you need me.
Haters gonna hate.
*Respectable young black male says "OWW"*
Haters gonna hate.
*Unrespectable young black male says "OWW"*
BITCHES gonna hate.
Yo momma's gonna hate.
*Respectable young black male says "OWW"*
Swag.
*UnRespectable young black male says "OWW"*
Swag.
*Respectable young black male says "OWW"*
Swag
*UnRespectable young black male says "OWW"*
Swag.
Holla if ya need me.
Holla if ya need reefer, Bitch.
*Bitch has smoker / crack coughing fit*
Theres more.
I'm lord of the rings, bitch.
Lord of the rings.
Lord of the reefer, bitch.
Lord of the reefer.

I like your ass!

AMIFUNNYNOW?HUH?PLEASETELLMEIMFUNNY!PLEASE!DADDYWILLWHIPMEAGAINIFIMNOTFUNNY!

No. 50 lashes for D33tly, and 100 for James for the original post. The whipping will be carried out by Dwayne Johnson. Halfway through each whipping we will soak the whip in kerosene, light it on fire, and whip you for the remaining lashes with the whip aflame. Once the whipping has been carried out, your hands will be severed, and fed to a pack of rottweilers. Following this, you will both be tied to your own tree, where the local village children will come at their own leisure, and beat you with sticks. You will remain there for 2 days, after which, if you are yet alive, you will each be dragged behind a galloping horse down a gravel road for a mile. If you are still alive after this your legs will be broken, and you will be transported to a point at least 20 miles from the nearest town where you will be left to die in the wilderness. I hope it was worth it.

[D33tly]

-snip-

No. 50 lashes for D33tly, and 100 for James for the original post. The whipping will be carried out by Dwayne Johnson. Halfway through each whipping we will soak the whip in kerosene, light it on fire, and whip you for the remaining lashes with the whip aflame. Once the whipping has been carried out, your hands will be severed, and fed to a pack of rottweilers. Following this, you will both be tied to your own tree, where the local village children will come at their own leisure, and beat you with sticks. You will remain there for 2 days, after which, if you are yet alive, you will each be dragged behind a galloping horse down a gravel road for a mile. If you are still alive after this your legs will be broken, and you will be transported to a point at least 20 miles from the nearest town where you will be left to die in the wilderness. I hope it was worth it.

[Syndraell]

No. 50 lashes for D33tly, and 100 for James for the original post. The whipping will be carried out by Dwayne Johnson. Halfway through each whipping we will soak the whip in kerosene, light it on fire, and whip you for the remaining lashes with the whip aflame. Once the whipping has been carried out, your hands will be severed, and fed to a pack of rottweilers. Following this, you will both be tied to your own tree, where the local village children will come at their own leisure, and beat you with sticks. You will remain there for 2 days, after which, if you are yet alive, you will each be dragged behind a galloping horse down a gravel road for a mile. If you are still alive after this your legs will be broken, and you will be transported to a point at least 20 miles from the nearest town where you will be left to die in the wilderness. I hope it was worth it.

Your avatar really does you justice. you don't like anything, do you?