So like I tried downloading more RAM but everything is running slower now. So after that failed I called a computer fix hotline on craigslist and wired over $500 to get them to make my PC run faster but they seem to keep having delays getting here.
After all else failed I went on 4Chan for help and they told me painting my CPU black would get it to run faster but now it wont even boot. I'm stuck guys.
Have you tried turning it off and back on again?