Military Getting Raped In EVERY Zombie Move/TV Show

Started by Frostee, 08-02-2011

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Frostee

What I don't understand is how the fuck does the military get raped in almost EVERY fucking zombie related movie/TV show? I mean, they got fucking .50 Cals, Automatic Rifles, TANKS, airplanes, and fucking grenades for christ sakes! Any ideas why producers/directors do this?

mikeywrenn

Millions of zombies, couple of thousand soldiers? Meh, bubi Military fags
[OOC] Aleksandr Makarov: When do you actually need Cullinary?
[OOC] Commissar Ruslan Turchin: Vat... are you trying to say cooking skill?
[OOC] Aleksandr Makarov: Yeah.
[OOC] Commissar Ruslan Turchin: It's for the women, of course. Which is why we don't see that skill much.

Dug

Because it's a stereotype. I believe if one tank rolled down into a city the zombies would be as good as dead.
Heavy Explosive shells would make short use of them.

deluxulous

Any idea how hard it is to pull off a headshot with a conventional weapon with a moving target? The only way to destroy a textbook zombie is by destroying the brain - most of the time, explosives do not accomplish this, only severing limbs and the torso. Also, zombies outnumber surviving humans (typically) greatly. Plus, psychological factors have to come into play - nervousness, fear, "badassery," etc can all effect combat performance against a zombie.

Frostee

Quote from: Dug on 09-02-2011
Because it's a stereotype. I believe if one tank rolled down into a city the zombies would be as good as dead.
Heavy Explosive shells would make short use of them.
Agreed with that

Ravanger

I think it would maybe be more likely of seeing military survivors(depending) like survival of the dead where they went AWOL and essientaly became bandits(Also where Tasker got his picture for Seth Geck well one of them.)

Also like 28 days later there was a large group of military still alive and few civilian survivors. Another thing also in the UK is the gun laws are largely, largely differnt than in the US and or other places.

Turkey

Quote from: mikeywrenn on 09-02-2011
Millions of zombies, couple of thousand soldiers? Meh, bubi Military fags


mikeywrenn

Quote from: Turkey on 09-02-2011
Quote from: mikeywrenn on 09-02-2011
Millions of zombies, couple of thousand soldiers? Meh, bubi Military fags



I'm tempted to chuck up a picture of Pheonix Wright shouting "OBJECTION!"
[OOC] Aleksandr Makarov: When do you actually need Cullinary?
[OOC] Commissar Ruslan Turchin: Vat... are you trying to say cooking skill?
[OOC] Aleksandr Makarov: Yeah.
[OOC] Commissar Ruslan Turchin: It's for the women, of course. Which is why we don't see that skill much.