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Title: James Almasy's first time drunk
Post by: Silver Knight on 01-10-2014
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Quote03:13 - Captain Harlock: I remember the first time
[9:00:09 PM] James Almasy: I drank half a huge bottle of blueberry vodka, and fell asleep on a couch
[9:00:24 PM] James Almasy: and I wake up, knowing aI'm about to hurl
[9:00:49 PM] James Almasy: So I take two quick steps... and then i hurl on my friend's floor
[9:01:03 PM] James Almasy: and then I get the mop and bucket, and start cleaning it up
[9:01:29 PM] James Almasy: and the whole time, I'm trying to stand up and mop, but I'm going "ooooh shit, oooooh shit, ooooh shit" non stop.
[9:02:17 PM] James Almasy: I ended up waking up in his shower with the curtain wrapped around me, water going full blast and my foot in the toilet
[9:02:31 PM] James Almasy: best night ever
Title: James Almasy's first time drunk
Post by: Syndraell on 01-10-2014
Still best night ever.
Title: James Almasy's first time drunk
Post by: jaik on 02-10-2014
half a bottle and you get pants on dick drunk? lol amateur

im willing to bet that by the time you dirty westerners get fatal alcohol poisoning me and kieck only start to get tipsy

also what is quotes thread
Title: James Almasy's first time drunk
Post by: Syndraell on 02-10-2014
Quote from: Jake on 02-10-2014
half a bottle and you get pants on dick drunk? lol amateur

im willing to bet that by the time you dirty westerners get fatal alcohol poisoning me and kieck only start to get tipsy

also what is quotes thread

And I quote "First Time".

Not everyone starts drinking in their teens.
Title: James Almasy's first time drunk
Post by: jaik on 02-10-2014
Quote from: James Almasy on 02-10-2014
And I quote "First Time".

Not everyone starts drinking in their teens.


slavs have an alcohol resistance gene in our DNA so it doesnt matter when you actually take your first shots which was like 8 for me *tips snapback*
Title: James Almasy's first time drunk
Post by: Knife_cz on 02-10-2014
Quote from: Jake on 02-10-2014
Quote from: James Almasy on 02-10-2014
And I quote "First Time".

Not everyone starts drinking in their teens.


slavs have an alcohol resistance gene in our DNA so it doesnt matter when you actually take your first shots which was like 8 for me *tips snapback*
ye
Title: James Almasy's first time drunk
Post by: Zen on 02-10-2014
Quote from: Jake on 02-10-2014
Quote from: James Almasy on 02-10-2014
And I quote "First Time".

Not everyone starts drinking in their teens.


slavs have an alcohol resistance gene in our DNA so it doesnt matter when you actually take your first shots which was like 8 for me *tips snapback*

:)
Title: James Almasy's first time drunk
Post by: lolKieck on 04-10-2014
slavs were forged in fire and vodka, irishmen are just inferior slavs