James Almasy's first time drunk

Started by Silver Knight, 01-10-2014

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Silver Knight



Quote03:13 - Captain Harlock: I remember the first time
[9:00:09 PM] James Almasy: I drank half a huge bottle of blueberry vodka, and fell asleep on a couch
[9:00:24 PM] James Almasy: and I wake up, knowing aI'm about to hurl
[9:00:49 PM] James Almasy: So I take two quick steps... and then i hurl on my friend's floor
[9:01:03 PM] James Almasy: and then I get the mop and bucket, and start cleaning it up
[9:01:29 PM] James Almasy: and the whole time, I'm trying to stand up and mop, but I'm going "ooooh shit, oooooh shit, ooooh shit" non stop.
[9:02:17 PM] James Almasy: I ended up waking up in his shower with the curtain wrapped around me, water going full blast and my foot in the toilet
[9:02:31 PM] James Almasy: best night ever

Quotebreslau: if i cant cheat i dont wanna play
breslau: period

Syndraell

Still best night ever.

I'm just waiting to mess up your day. Honest.

jaik

#2
half a bottle and you get pants on dick drunk? lol amateur

im willing to bet that by the time you dirty westerners get fatal alcohol poisoning me and kieck only start to get tipsy

also what is quotes thread
Blake.H: And im also working on whipping him into shape
Blake.H: He's nice
Blake.H: He doesn't moan
Blake.H: The sheer obedience is enough to fuel my erection anyway

Syndraell

Quote from: Jake on 02-10-2014
half a bottle and you get pants on dick drunk? lol amateur

im willing to bet that by the time you dirty westerners get fatal alcohol poisoning me and kieck only start to get tipsy

also what is quotes thread

And I quote "First Time".

Not everyone starts drinking in their teens.

I'm just waiting to mess up your day. Honest.

jaik

Quote from: James Almasy on 02-10-2014
And I quote "First Time".

Not everyone starts drinking in their teens.


slavs have an alcohol resistance gene in our DNA so it doesnt matter when you actually take your first shots which was like 8 for me *tips snapback*
Blake.H: And im also working on whipping him into shape
Blake.H: He's nice
Blake.H: He doesn't moan
Blake.H: The sheer obedience is enough to fuel my erection anyway

Knife_cz

Quote from: Jake on 02-10-2014
Quote from: James Almasy on 02-10-2014
And I quote "First Time".

Not everyone starts drinking in their teens.


slavs have an alcohol resistance gene in our DNA so it doesnt matter when you actually take your first shots which was like 8 for me *tips snapback*
ye


Zen

Quote from: Jake on 02-10-2014
Quote from: James Almasy on 02-10-2014
And I quote "First Time".

Not everyone starts drinking in their teens.


slavs have an alcohol resistance gene in our DNA so it doesnt matter when you actually take your first shots which was like 8 for me *tips snapback*

:)

lolKieck

slavs were forged in fire and vodka, irishmen are just inferior slavs
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