I will not take credit. I will also not give you receipt.

[Kamimaia]

[size=-1]I feel it rising in the cities.  I feel it hovering out of subway vents.  It comes like a ghost.  Sunset comes like a weapon.  We turn it against itself and it shatters mirrors.  Seven years later we get together over coffee and laugh about it.

I [/size]AM THE MIRACLE MAN! LET'S TALK ABOUT COMMERCE, CONSUMER!
  I am many guises.  I am disguised.  I believe in electricity.  I believe in cheap cosmetics.  I believe in television.  I believe in the best quality plastic money can buy.  I believe in the finest meats and cheeses.  I feel the same feelings as you.  I am plugged in to your feelings.  I am your cable TV.  I am the network of your health.  I am 400 different veins feeling everything you want.  I am your favorite charity.  I want to dance for you.  I want to be your small swimming pool.  I am the well-being of your family.  I am an extra coin of change in your pocket at the end of the day.  I desire more for you.  Buy more.  Buy and be happy.  You are a true patriot.  You are a helper of the cause.  You are my addiction and I am your cure.  I am an ounce of prevention.  I am a pound of sugar to help fix everything that is wrong.  I will hold on to the antenna until your reception is good.


At 6:30 pm, we ate a teaspoon of the oil, washing it down with plenty of water. There was a momentary mild queasiness as it hit the stomach, which passed quickly. Seven minutes later, the first effects began, with a mild wave through the body of relaxation, and mild euphoria. Further teaspoon doses were taken at 6:45 and 7:00. The pleasant effects continued to increase in intensity, and were not unlike a large dose of codeine, although with some numbness and tingling in the extremities. There were some mild visual effects, with the world taking on a kind of sheen or glow.
two five two-thousand-one: I have been taking it the last two nights to help with my insomnia.  It has worked well.  It gives me vivid dreams, and they are very violent sometimes.
three twenty-eight two-thousand-one: The Kava experiment has ended.  All other experiments have ended.  I am feeling better now.
four thirty on four thirty two-thousand three: the paxil experiment ended some time ago.  I am truly feeling better now.  I am a better citizen 92% of the time.  My teeth are more minty fresh and I am a better father to my children.  I can make a difference.  I am citizen.  I am consumer.  I am a silent majority.  I am the minority in my own house.  I am 1/3 overruled.  I am the peasant.  I will bring you poisoned bread.  I will shoot you in the head.  I am better.  Yes.


you have been deprived of making choices for long enough now.  it's time to start making choices again 
1. ONE 2. 2
3. third choice available
4. this 
http://www.silverladder.com/links/badscary/

[jaik]

dumb tldr

[Zithra]

wtf is this

[Knife_cz]

lemon jelly - nice weather for the ducks

[Bl★ck Star]

lemon jelly - nice weather for the ducks

You're doing it wrong it should be like this.

http://www.youtube.com/v/G89aIQDlbB4&autoplay=1

[Steven :D]

Escape the GVC unless you want your sanity taken away from youuuuuuuuu....

[Kamimaia]

Friendship is Magic Bitch

[deluxulous]

lemon jelly - nice weather for the ducks

You're doing it wrong it should be like this.

http://www.youtube.com/v/G89aIQDlbB4&autoplay=0

Quit using autoplay asshat. Seriously, this is why nobody likes you.

[Knife_cz]

Why do you hate such a awesome music?

[lolKieck]

My bro was at GamesCon. He got healed of all complexes there. Poland is thinner than Germany.

[Lord_Blair]

Why does every GVC thread turn into a shitfest of links.

[OrangeReal]

[size=-1]I feel it rising in the cities.  I feel it hovering out of subway vents.  It comes like a ghost.  Sunset comes like a weapon.  We turn it against itself and it shatters mirrors.  Seven years later we get together over coffee and laugh about it.

I [/size]AM THE MIRACLE MAN! LET'S TALK ABOUT COMMERCE, CONSUMER!
  I am many guises.  I am disguised.  I believe in electricity.  I believe in cheap cosmetics.  I believe in television.  I believe in the best quality plastic money can buy.  I believe in the finest meats and cheeses.  I feel the same feelings as you.  I am plugged in to your feelings.  I am your cable TV.  I am the network of your health.  I am 400 different veins feeling everything you want.  I am your favorite charity.  I want to dance for you.  I want to be your small swimming pool.  I am the well-being of your family.  I am an extra coin of change in your pocket at the end of the day.  I desire more for you.  Buy more.  Buy and be happy.  You are a true patriot.  You are a helper of the cause.  You are my addiction and I am your cure.  I am an ounce of prevention.  I am a pound of sugar to help fix everything that is wrong.  I will hold on to the antenna until your reception is good.


At 6:30 pm, we ate a teaspoon of the oil, washing it down with plenty of water. There was a momentary mild queasiness as it hit the stomach, which passed quickly. Seven minutes later, the first effects began, with a mild wave through the body of relaxation, and mild euphoria. Further teaspoon doses were taken at 6:45 and 7:00. The pleasant effects continued to increase in intensity, and were not unlike a large dose of codeine, although with some numbness and tingling in the extremities. There were some mild visual effects, with the world taking on a kind of sheen or glow.
two five two-thousand-one: I have been taking it the last two nights to help with my insomnia.  It has worked well.  It gives me vivid dreams, and they are very violent sometimes.
three twenty-eight two-thousand-one: The Kava experiment has ended.  All other experiments have ended.  I am feeling better now.
four thirty on four thirty two-thousand three: the paxil experiment ended some time ago.  I am truly feeling better now.  I am a better citizen 92% of the time.  My teeth are more minty fresh and I am a better father to my children.  I can make a difference.  I am citizen.  I am consumer.  I am a silent majority.  I am the minority in my own house.  I am 1/3 overruled.  I am the peasant.  I will bring you poisoned bread.  I will shoot you in the head.  I am better.  Yes.


you have been deprived of making choices for long enough now.  it's time to start making choices again 
1. ONE 2. 2
3. third choice available
4. this 
http://www.silverladder.com/links/badscary/

TL:DR

[Bl★ck Star]

[size=-1]I feel it rising in the cities.  I feel it hovering out of subway vents.  It comes like a ghost.  Sunset comes like a weapon.  We turn it against itself and it shatters mirrors.  Seven years later we get together over coffee and laugh about it.

I [/size]AM THE MIRACLE MAN! LET'S TALK ABOUT COMMERCE, CONSUMER!
  I am many guises.  I am disguised.  I believe in electricity.  I believe in cheap cosmetics.  I believe in television.  I believe in the best quality plastic money can buy.  I believe in the finest meats and cheeses.  I feel the same feelings as you.  I am plugged in to your feelings.  I am your cable TV.  I am the network of your health.  I am 400 different veins feeling everything you want.  I am your favorite charity.  I want to dance for you.  I want to be your small swimming pool.  I am the well-being of your family.  I am an extra coin of change in your pocket at the end of the day.  I desire more for you.  Buy more.  Buy and be happy.  You are a true patriot.  You are a helper of the cause.  You are my addiction and I am your cure.  I am an ounce of prevention.  I am a pound of sugar to help fix everything that is wrong.  I will hold on to the antenna until your reception is good.


At 6:30 pm, we ate a teaspoon of the oil, washing it down with plenty of water. There was a momentary mild queasiness as it hit the stomach, which passed quickly. Seven minutes later, the first effects began, with a mild wave through the body of relaxation, and mild euphoria. Further teaspoon doses were taken at 6:45 and 7:00. The pleasant effects continued to increase in intensity, and were not unlike a large dose of codeine, although with some numbness and tingling in the extremities. There were some mild visual effects, with the world taking on a kind of sheen or glow.
two five two-thousand-one: I have been taking it the last two nights to help with my insomnia.  It has worked well.  It gives me vivid dreams, and they are very violent sometimes.
three twenty-eight two-thousand-one: The Kava experiment has ended.  All other experiments have ended.  I am feeling better now.
four thirty on four thirty two-thousand three: the paxil experiment ended some time ago.  I am truly feeling better now.  I am a better citizen 92% of the time.  My teeth are more minty fresh and I am a better father to my children.  I can make a difference.  I am citizen.  I am consumer.  I am a silent majority.  I am the minority in my own house.  I am 1/3 overruled.  I am the peasant.  I will bring you poisoned bread.  I will shoot you in the head.  I am better.  Yes.


you have been deprived of making choices for long enough now.  it's time to start making choices again 
1. ONE 2. 2
3. third choice available
4. this 
http://www.silverladder.com/links/badscary/

TL:DR

TL:DR version: Some fucked up Consumer shit I didn't understand and something about drinking oil from a tea spoon to cure some illness

[mxh24]

TL:-DR

[Tom]

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