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I went to sleep with a shirt on

Started by Lent23, 23-04-2012

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23-04-2012
and woke up with no shirt on
"Mommy, when is Daddy coming home?"
"Here, Alex.. Daddy sent us a package.. The soldier told us that it.. might be a while until Daddy's done with his service. Don't worry, you'll see him soon, Alex.."
"He's always gone! I never get to see him!"
23-04-2012 #1
Sorry, forgot to dress you properly again.  :-[
23-04-2012 #2
Sometimes i wake up with wet underpants. Does that mean I get blowjobs?
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23-04-2012 #3
Quote from: KetChuup on 23-04-2012
Sometimes i wake up with wet underpants. Does that mean I get blowjobs?

No! Of course not! Id never- I mean-- FUCK DONT CALL THE COPS!

ref_DevCon.smd: david star is the only heir of the ecologist throne
ref_DevCon.smd: house of blake
"Any of you fucking pricks move, and I'll execute every motherfucking last one of ya!"
23-04-2012 #4
Quote from: Longlostblake on 23-04-2012
Quote from: KetChuup on 23-04-2012
Sometimes i wake up with wet underpants. Does that mean I get blowjobs?

No! Of course not! Id never- I mean-- FUCK DONT CALL THE COPS!

My god...
23-04-2012 #5
Tell me more about your profile picture, Blake  :)

Also Ketchup it means Blake had anal sex with you.
23-04-2012 #6
Quote from: Lucky Piig on 23-04-2012
Tell me more about your profile picture, Blake  :)

Also Ketchup it means Blake had anal sex with you.

Wut?

ref_DevCon.smd: david star is the only heir of the ecologist throne
ref_DevCon.smd: house of blake
"Any of you fucking pricks move, and I'll execute every motherfucking last one of ya!"
23-04-2012 #7
Well then, Blake tell us what did you do with him then? Handjob? After that I'm all out of options.
23-04-2012 #8
I think Lucky Pig is interested in a sex change
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23-04-2012 #9
Yeah! I would really like to be male :)

PS. Please note that this is only a way to avoid Blake harassing me too.
23-04-2012 #10
I am now scared... Blake don't rape me!
23-04-2012 #11
Quote from: Redbark on 23-04-2012
I am now scared... Blake please rape me!

[size=78%]Loloololo. Fixed your sentence.[/size]
I'm Wolfie, snd this is my sig... Uummm... FUUURR TEEHH EEMMPUUHRER!

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Tiberius- The annoying gear-lover.
23-04-2012 #12
Quote from: Wolfie on 23-04-2012
Quote from: Redbark on 23-04-2012
I am now scared... Blake please rape me!

[size=78%]Loloololo. Fixed your sentence.[/size]

Hahaahaha. Fixed your sentence.
Not really, it's not the same size.
23-04-2012 #13
lol'd at irony
23-04-2012 #14
Blake is the only person I let myself be raped from.

23-04-2012 #15
Quote from: Bl★ck Star on 23-04-2012
Blake is the only person I let myself be raped from.


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hot?
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23-04-2012 #16
Blake y everyone afraid of being raped by you, I wouldn't mind it and it's not rape since most of them say they like it, I'd like it too BUT I'D NEVER GET THE CHANCE ;~;


the permaban queen.
24-04-2012 #17
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24-04-2012 #18
Quote from: Kelse on 23-04-2012
Blake y everyone afraid of being raped by you, I wouldn't mind it and it's not rape since most of them say they like it, I'd like it too BUT I'D NEVER GET THE CHANCE ;~;

But then again you dont know how big he is now do you?
24-04-2012 #19
Quote from: Bl★ck Star on 23-04-2012
Blake is the only person I let myself be raped from.
What about Turkey?
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