I AM TROLL PROOF!

Started by Poopship, 23-07-2011

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Poopship

Today a troll added me on facebook this was the convo. And yes, that is my ego showing a bit there. Also, Braedon is right, I am pretty cute.

TROLL:youre pretty cute

ME:Yeah, I know, I get that a lot.
You're not that bad lookin' yourself.

TROLL:haha thaankyou

ME:How's the weather in California? Hot?

TROLL:yes just like you

ME:I was going to say the same thing.

TROLL:no im ugly and fat

ME:No you aren't, but I was talking about myself.
I was gonna' say, just like me.

TROLL:haha youre so right

ME:Yeah, I'm always right.

ME:You have a cell phone?                             -My first clue, everyone has a fucking cell phone.

TROLL:i did

ME:How'd you lose it!

TROLL:but i couldent continue to pay the bills so 

ME:Aww that sucks.

TROLL:yeah


ME:So how do you like it so far here?
I find the weather is kinda' shitty.

TROLL:yeah it kinda is but the weed iis good

ME:For sure! Hah!
Isn't weed legal in california?

TROLL:yeah i wish i was back there

ME:Yeah, I love America.

ME:Sometimes I wish I was American, baseball is definitely the best sport ever created.
Do you like baseball?

TROLL:ya i used to play

ME:That's hot, I like when girls play baseball.  -Girls aren't allowed to play baseball at this level, only softball.

TROLL:youre hot

ME:I know.

TROLL:lol

ME:Whoever is in your profile pic has a nice rack, I wonder who that could be.

TROLL:do you know were i could get any crack?

ME:lol, I know a few people.

TROLL:damn i was really hoping you would fall for this troll

ME:u be trollin'.

TROLL:yeah bro

ME:Called it.
from a mile away.

TROLL:ya lol

ME:It was actually soo obvious, whoare you really?
You left behind so many clues.
First of all, I saw your profile picture on /b/.
You must know what /b/ is.

TROLL:yeah
but i didnt post this on /b/

ME:I know.
You didn't get it from /b/ you just found it on google.

TROLL:yeah

ME:Or something easily findable.
You didn't have a cellphone.
If you were a good troll you would have a disposable.

TROLL:well u have my number
so

ME:Also, your story didn't check out, y.
I'll guess it's Nic.
Or Jacob.
So.. Who is it?
C'mon, do tell, I want to see who the failtroll was
... It's Braedon, isn't it..

TROLL: Yep. I got Justin and Nic.

Bl★ck Star

Trollproof Storys ?
Trollproof Storys.


Like 2 weeks ago, I was in a disco.
Guy came up to me said: What the hell are you looking at.
Me staring on my glass all the time and talking with friends so I said: At my Glass, obviously.
Guy: I am going to fuck you up, faggot !
Me: Later, I am not in the mood to be ass fucked right now.
Guy: *ragequit's our table and was never seen the evening later*
Me: Faggot.


Plunger

This thread is filled with a bunch of wannabe troll niggers.

Poopship

Quote from: Plunger on 23-07-2011
This thread is filled with a bunch of wannabe troll niggers.

I said I was troll proof.

mxh24

Quote from: Plunger on 23-07-2011
This thread is filled with a bunch of wannabe troll niggers.


"When in doubt, mumble."

Poopship

Quote from: mxh24 on 23-07-2011
Quote from: Plunger on 23-07-2011
This thread is filled with a bunch of wannabe troll niggers.

You don't even fucking know Blackstar, gtfo kid.

Knife_cz

Quote from: Poopship on 23-07-2011
Quote from: mxh24 on 23-07-2011
Quote from: Plunger on 23-07-2011
This thread is filled with a bunch of wannabe troll niggers.

You don't even fucking know Blackstar, gtfo kid.

And you do?


Poopship

Quote from: knife_cz on 23-07-2011
Quote from: Poopship on 23-07-2011
Quote from: mxh24 on 23-07-2011
Quote from: Plunger on 23-07-2011
This thread is filled with a bunch of wannabe troll niggers.

You don't even fucking know Blackstar, gtfo kid.

And you do?

No but I am not calling him a wanna be troll nigger.

GeneralGold

Poop your such a newfag
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