How to Score a Lady

Started by eroticduck, 16-02-2011

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eroticduck

This is how Mark started dating me.


eHow To Score A Lady

Dug

I fucking loled.

mikeywrenn

I've tries this three times today, why aren't I scoring ladies?!?!!?
[OOC] Aleksandr Makarov: When do you actually need Cullinary?
[OOC] Commissar Ruslan Turchin: Vat... are you trying to say cooking skill?
[OOC] Aleksandr Makarov: Yeah.
[OOC] Commissar Ruslan Turchin: It's for the women, of course. Which is why we don't see that skill much.

eroticduck

Quote from: mikeywrenn on 16-02-2011
I've tries this three times today, why aren't I scoring ladies?!?!!?

What type of meat are you using? I prefer minced meat, raw. Try that.

Paintcheck

LOL @ "They're like men except they have softer skin and cry a lot" and "They don't really like it in the box so if you're going to do this bring earplugs".


mikeywrenn

Quote from: eroticduck on 16-02-2011
Quote from: mikeywrenn on 16-02-2011
I've tries this three times today, why aren't I scoring ladies?!?!!?

What type of meat are you using? I prefer minced meat, raw. Try that.

He said use YOUR meat, so I cut mine off and threw it in..
[OOC] Aleksandr Makarov: When do you actually need Cullinary?
[OOC] Commissar Ruslan Turchin: Vat... are you trying to say cooking skill?
[OOC] Aleksandr Makarov: Yeah.
[OOC] Commissar Ruslan Turchin: It's for the women, of course. Which is why we don't see that skill much.

eroticduck

Quote from: mikeywrenn on 16-02-2011
Quote from: eroticduck on 16-02-2011
Quote from: mikeywrenn on 16-02-2011
I've tries this three times today, why aren't I scoring ladies?!?!!?

What type of meat are you using? I prefer minced meat, raw. Try that.

He said use YOUR meat, so I cut mine off and threw it in..

omg h0t

Cutch


Thats my trick. Works a lot of the time.

"Stop living life so that you can do a job with out pay"
-Blake/Last Exile

eroticduck


SGT-Spartans

Actually, if your in Detroit I'd suggest using some low quality, perforated, compressed, mass produced, grease fried, grease dipped, double bun cheeseburger. Some of your prey might not fit in the box though, so you may need to compensate.
SRP chars:
Vasilli 'Vasoline' Nikolaev - Freedom - Alive
Aleksey Ipanov - Spooky Trenchcoat Man - Alive
'Pale' - Bloodsucker - Alive


Cutch

I used to live in Detroit and I find the cheeseburgers there to be quite delicious.

"Stop living life so that you can do a job with out pay"
-Blake/Last Exile

Turkey

Quote from: eroticduck on 16-02-2011
Very charming.

Your a boy IRl, it's so funny, Fucking dumbass

Cutch

Quote from: Turkey on 16-02-2011
Quote from: eroticduck on 16-02-2011
Very charming.

Your a boy IRl, it's so funny, Fucking dumbass
Agree. Pics or it didn't happen.

"Stop living life so that you can do a job with out pay"
-Blake/Last Exile

Paintcheck

Quote from: Turkey on 16-02-2011
Quote from: eroticduck on 16-02-2011
Very charming.

Your a boy IRl, it's so funny, Fucking dumbass

Not sure if srs. But everyone knows there's no girls on the internet so I'm afraid I must agree.

My sister told me to rape someone on Friday. Drunk text messages from sibling = 25-life in prison.

eroticduck

Quote from: Turkey on 16-02-2011
Quote from: eroticduck on 16-02-2011
Very charming.

Your a boy IRl, it's so funny, Fucking dumbass

Your English is terrible, therefore your point is invalid.

SGT-Spartans

Turkey, Im really happy for you and im gunna let you finish but...



Erotic has the best English of all time.
SRP chars:
Vasilli 'Vasoline' Nikolaev - Freedom - Alive
Aleksey Ipanov - Spooky Trenchcoat Man - Alive
'Pale' - Bloodsucker - Alive


eroticduck

Quote from: SGT-Spartans on 17-02-2011
Turkey, Im really happy for you and im gunna let you finish but...



Erotic has the best English of all time.

TY

Frostee

Think I made the wrong box...shit

Turkey

Quote from: eroticduck on 17-02-2011
Quote from: Turkey on 16-02-2011
Quote from: eroticduck on 16-02-2011
Very charming.

Your a boy IRl, it's so funny, Fucking dumbass

Your English is terrible, therefore your point is invalid.

English is not my first language, At least I have a reason. Your a bad troll.

Paintcheck

Quote from: Turkey on 17-02-2011


English is not my first language, At least I have a reason. Your a bad troll.

Quote from: Turkey on 17-02-2011


Your a bad troll.

Quote from: Turkey on 17-02-2011


Your

You just walked right into that didn't you Turkey?

eroticduck

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Quote from: Turkey on 17-02-2011
Your a bad troll.

Too bad I'm not even trolling hurp.

Lets assume I was trolling. You are quite mad, and therefore I would be successful in my endeavors. If I am successful, I would be a good troll. You measure quality by means and that's incorrect. Even if I was a bad troll, you'd still be a moronic child.

Turkey

Quote from: eroticduck on 17-02-2011
Quote from: Turkey on 17-02-2011
Your a bad troll.

Too bad I'm not even trolling hurp.

Lets assume I was trolling. You are quite mad, and therefore I would be successful in my endeavors. If I am successful, I would be a good troll. You measure quality by means and that's incorrect. Even if I was a bad troll, you'd still be a moronic child.

Your still the worst 'professional troll' ever, also you're the worst rip off of pink.. ever. You are not a girl.



Bucky

How do we know Pinks a girl Turkey? Anywho, lets not turn this into a rage/flame/troll contest, get on topic and comment on the video.

eroticduck

Quote from: Turkey on 17-02-2011
Your still the worst 'professional troll' ever, also you're the worst rip off of pink.. ever. You are not a girl.

LOL

Turkey

Quote from: eroticduck on 17-02-2011
Quote from: Turkey on 17-02-2011
Your still the worst 'professional troll' ever, also you're the worst rip off of pink.. ever. You are not a girl.

LOL

Seriously, If I had to choose between three whyku's and you, I would choose the whyku's. I honestly think your roleplay is bad and dislike you.