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Title: How to Score a Lady
Post by: eroticduck on 16-02-2011
This is how Mark started dating me.


eHow To Score A Lady (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzVuJQlipyk#ws)
Title: Re: How to Score a Lady
Post by: Dug on 16-02-2011
I fucking loled.
Title: Re: How to Score a Lady
Post by: mikeywrenn on 16-02-2011
I've tries this three times today, why aren't I scoring ladies?!?!!?
Title: Re: How to Score a Lady
Post by: eroticduck on 16-02-2011
Quote from: mikeywrenn on 16-02-2011
I've tries this three times today, why aren't I scoring ladies?!?!!?

What type of meat are you using? I prefer minced meat, raw. Try that.
Title: Re: How to Score a Lady
Post by: Paintcheck on 16-02-2011
LOL @ "They're like men except they have softer skin and cry a lot" and "They don't really like it in the box so if you're going to do this bring earplugs".

Title: Re: How to Score a Lady
Post by: mikeywrenn on 16-02-2011
Quote from: eroticduck on 16-02-2011
Quote from: mikeywrenn on 16-02-2011
I've tries this three times today, why aren't I scoring ladies?!?!!?

What type of meat are you using? I prefer minced meat, raw. Try that.

He said use YOUR meat, so I cut mine off and threw it in..
Title: Re: How to Score a Lady
Post by: eroticduck on 16-02-2011
Quote from: mikeywrenn on 16-02-2011
Quote from: eroticduck on 16-02-2011
Quote from: mikeywrenn on 16-02-2011
I've tries this three times today, why aren't I scoring ladies?!?!!?

What type of meat are you using? I prefer minced meat, raw. Try that.

He said use YOUR meat, so I cut mine off and threw it in..

omg h0t
Title: Re: How to Score a Lady
Post by: Cutch on 16-02-2011
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Thats my trick. Works a lot of the time.
Title: Re: How to Score a Lady
Post by: eroticduck on 16-02-2011
Very charming.
Title: Re: How to Score a Lady
Post by: SGT-Spartans on 16-02-2011
Actually, if your in Detroit I'd suggest using some low quality, perforated, compressed, mass produced, grease fried, grease dipped, double bun cheeseburger. Some of your prey might not fit in the box though, so you may need to compensate.
Title: Re: How to Score a Lady
Post by: Cutch on 16-02-2011
I used to live in Detroit and I find the cheeseburgers there to be quite delicious.
Title: Re: How to Score a Lady
Post by: Turkey on 16-02-2011
Quote from: eroticduck on 16-02-2011
Very charming.

Your a boy IRl, it's so funny, Fucking dumbass
Title: Re: How to Score a Lady
Post by: Cutch on 16-02-2011
Quote from: Turkey on 16-02-2011
Quote from: eroticduck on 16-02-2011
Very charming.

Your a boy IRl, it's so funny, Fucking dumbass
Agree. Pics or it didn't happen.
Title: Re: How to Score a Lady
Post by: Paintcheck on 16-02-2011
Quote from: Turkey on 16-02-2011
Quote from: eroticduck on 16-02-2011
Very charming.

Your a boy IRl, it's so funny, Fucking dumbass

Not sure if srs. But everyone knows there's no girls on the internet so I'm afraid I must agree.

My sister told me to rape someone on Friday. Drunk text messages from sibling = 25-life in prison.
Title: Re: How to Score a Lady
Post by: eroticduck on 17-02-2011
Quote from: Turkey on 16-02-2011
Quote from: eroticduck on 16-02-2011
Very charming.

Your a boy IRl, it's so funny, Fucking dumbass

Your English is terrible, therefore your point is invalid.
Title: Re: How to Score a Lady
Post by: SGT-Spartans on 17-02-2011
Turkey, Im really happy for you and im gunna let you finish but...



Erotic has the best English of all time.
Title: Re: How to Score a Lady
Post by: eroticduck on 17-02-2011
Quote from: SGT-Spartans on 17-02-2011
Turkey, Im really happy for you and im gunna let you finish but...



Erotic has the best English of all time.

TY
Title: Re: How to Score a Lady
Post by: Frostee on 17-02-2011
Think I made the wrong box...shit
Title: Re: How to Score a Lady
Post by: Turkey on 17-02-2011
Quote from: eroticduck on 17-02-2011
Quote from: Turkey on 16-02-2011
Quote from: eroticduck on 16-02-2011
Very charming.

Your a boy IRl, it's so funny, Fucking dumbass

Your English is terrible, therefore your point is invalid.

English is not my first language, At least I have a reason. Your a bad troll.
Title: Re: How to Score a Lady
Post by: Paintcheck on 17-02-2011
Quote from: Turkey on 17-02-2011


English is not my first language, At least I have a reason. Your a bad troll.

Quote from: Turkey on 17-02-2011


Your a bad troll.

Quote from: Turkey on 17-02-2011


Your

You just walked right into that didn't you Turkey?
Title: Re: How to Score a Lady
Post by: eroticduck on 17-02-2011
Quote from: Turkey on 17-02-2011
Your a bad troll.

Too bad I'm not even trolling hurp.

Lets assume I was trolling. You are quite mad, and therefore I would be successful in my endeavors. If I am successful, I would be a good troll. You measure quality by means and that's incorrect. Even if I was a bad troll, you'd still be a moronic child.
Title: Re: How to Score a Lady
Post by: Turkey on 17-02-2011
Quote from: eroticduck on 17-02-2011
Quote from: Turkey on 17-02-2011
Your a bad troll.

Too bad I'm not even trolling hurp.

Lets assume I was trolling. You are quite mad, and therefore I would be successful in my endeavors. If I am successful, I would be a good troll. You measure quality by means and that's incorrect. Even if I was a bad troll, you'd still be a moronic child.

Your still the worst 'professional troll' ever, also you're the worst rip off of pink.. ever. You are not a girl.
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Title: Re: How to Score a Lady
Post by: Bucky on 17-02-2011
How do we know Pinks a girl Turkey? Anywho, lets not turn this into a rage/flame/troll contest, get on topic and comment on the video.
Title: Re: How to Score a Lady
Post by: eroticduck on 17-02-2011
Quote from: Turkey on 17-02-2011
Your still the worst 'professional troll' ever, also you're the worst rip off of pink.. ever. You are not a girl.

LOL
Title: Re: How to Score a Lady
Post by: Turkey on 17-02-2011
Quote from: eroticduck on 17-02-2011
Quote from: Turkey on 17-02-2011
Your still the worst 'professional troll' ever, also you're the worst rip off of pink.. ever. You are not a girl.

LOL

Seriously, If I had to choose between three whyku's and you, I would choose the whyku's. I honestly think your roleplay is bad and dislike you.
Title: Re: How to Score a Lady
Post by: eroticduck on 17-02-2011
Quote from: Turkey on 17-02-2011
Seriously, If I had to choose between three whyku's and you, I would choose the whyku's. I honestly think your roleplay is bad and dislike you.

HAHAHAHAHHAA

MORE I LOVE IT
Title: Re: How to Score a Lady
Post by: N3gativezero on 17-02-2011
Quote from: Turkey on 17-02-2011
Quote from: eroticduck on 17-02-2011
Quote from: Turkey on 17-02-2011
Your still the worst 'professional troll' ever, also you're the worst rip off of pink.. ever. You are not a girl.

LOL

Seriously, If I had to choose between three whyku's and you, I would choose the whyku's. I honestly think your roleplay is bad and dislike you.

I think Whyku is a pretty cool guy. eh can't roleplay and doesnt afraid of anything.
Title: Re: How to Score a Lady
Post by: eroticduck on 17-02-2011
Alright. Turkey had a little fit, and I think he's done with it.

Back to the thread topic!

Mark wont let me out of my box :(
Title: Re: How to Score a Lady
Post by: SGT-Spartans on 17-02-2011
I am a piarte, but im not that kind of piarte.

To solve my riddle you must know that I dont do that kind of piarting but if I were to you would be dissapoint

What kind of piarte am I?
Title: Re: How to Score a Lady
Post by: eroticduck on 17-02-2011
Quote from: SGT-Spartans on 17-02-2011
I am a piarte, but im not that kind of piarte.

To solve my riddle you must know that I dont do that kind of piarting but if I were to you would be dissapoint

What kind of piarte am I?

Lazy Town.
Title: Re: How to Score a Lady
Post by: Ravanger on 17-02-2011

Allahu Akbar (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bpBNkUEO-Q#)

Yeah
Title: Re: How to Score a Lady
Post by: Goose on 17-02-2011
Whats this Erotic duck is a woman, Well now maybe you should hook up with a Goose ;) Giggity, Also fucking funny vid and turkey you just lost the game,And my god erotic duck how the fuck did you know that.
Title: Re: How to Score a Lady
Post by: Ravanger on 17-02-2011
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Yeah......
Title: Re: How to Score a Lady
Post by: Turkey on 17-02-2011
Quote from: eroticduck on 17-02-2011
Quote from: SGT-Spartans on 17-02-2011
I am a piarte, but im not that kind of piarte.

To solve my riddle you must know that I dont do that kind of piarting but if I were to you would be dissapoint

What kind of piarte am I?

Lazy Town.

No. I'm not done, Your a retarded 13 year old boy who probably woke up one day saying, "I DONT WANT A PENIS" so you bought gmod played stalker learned canon and attempted to join HGN. Like bob dole
Title: Re: How to Score a Lady
Post by: Paintcheck on 17-02-2011
Inb4 ban and lock. Oh wait this is GVC. Going to get popcorn and soda back later.
Title: Re: How to Score a Lady
Post by: Goose on 17-02-2011
Quote from: Paintcheck on 17-02-2011
Inb4 ban and lock. Oh wait this is GVC. Going to get popcorn and soda back later.

Waaaay ahead of you on that one here have some virtual icecream, It's double dark chocolate with cookie dough, Don't worry about getting fat it's virtual
Title: Re: How to Score a Lady
Post by: Bucky on 17-02-2011
Quote from: Turkey on 17-02-2011
Quote from: eroticduck on 17-02-2011
Quote from: SGT-Spartans on 17-02-2011
I am a piarte, but im not that kind of piarte.

To solve my riddle you must know that I dont do that kind of piarting but if I were to you would be dissapoint

What kind of piarte am I?

Lazy Town.

No. I'm not done, Your a retarded 13 year old boy who probably woke up one day saying, "I DONT WANT A PENIS" so you bought gmod played stalker learned canon and attempted to join HGN. Like bob dole

Would you please be quiet back there? I'm trying to enjoy the movie...
Title: Re: How to Score a Lady
Post by: gnomebutts on 18-02-2011
hey guys, lets chill the fuck out  8)
Title: Re: How to Score a Lady
Post by: eroticduck on 18-02-2011
Quote from: Goose on 17-02-2011
Whats this Erotic duck is a woman, Well now maybe you should hook up with a Goose ;)

My dad's work place actually has a dog who patrols the area and scares off any geese.