Embarrassing Childhood Stories

[GeneralGold]

Make them short and sweet, tl;dr

>be in 2nd grade (somethin around that)
>teacher reading book, we all sit around chair
>girl infront of me falls back onto me
>get weird boner
>everyone stares at me
>pokerface.jpg

[Frostee]

What the fuck is this?

[GeneralGold]

>be on the table
>balls plop out
>everyone bites onto them
>realize I am spaghetti

[Poler]

>hot chick not wearing bra
>she bends over with a loose shirt and you see her boobies
>grow a boner

>:D hell yes

[N3gativezero]

> Drink orange joice
> Friend tells joke
> Spray orange juice out nose onto teachers important documents
> ????
> PROFIT! Detention for an hour

[Poopship]

>be 16
>post terriblely on GVC
>get flamed
>satisfied

[Caso]

>be in 3rd grade
>fall asleep in class during a math lesson
>wake up god knows when
>Realize it's play time
>finds out I drooled all over my mathbook when it was open
>Cant remember what happens afterwards

[Turkey]

Stories
The story is about a misunderstood secret agent who is best friends with a whiny teacher. It starts in a university town in a galaxy of magic. The story begins with a surrender, climaxes with a promotion, and ends with spying. The gap between the rich and the poor nations plays a major role in this story.
This is a coming-of-age story. The story is about a policeman. It takes place in an inconsequential empire. The story ends with a miscommunication. The effect of alien contact on economics is a major part of the story.
This is an epic about disillusionment. The story is about a nimble bard who has a mysterious admirier: a funny rogue. It starts in a port. The formation of the European Union plays a major role in this story.
This is a tale about people's tenancy to be dishonest. The story is about a chaste advertising executive, a corrupt fisherman, a spiritual zookeeper, and an industrious blacksmith. It takes place in a galaxy-spanning confederation. The story ends with a repentance. The issues of cybernetics and its effects on romance is a major element of the story.
The story is about a paranoid mercenary. It starts in a legendary nation on a mountainous world where magic is part of everyday life. The crux of the story involves someone putting on make-up.
The story is about a sleazy paladin and a shuttlecraft pilot. It starts in a small nation on a rocky planet. The master villain of the story actually must be defeated in several different forms.
Te story is about a pompous video game addict. It takes place on a storm-torn planet. The need to protect someone so a prophecy comes true is an important part of the story.
The story is about a rogue. It starts in an intergalactic commonwealth. A magical artifact plays an important role.
This is a fish-out-of-water story. The story is about a dancer. It takes place in a small city in an interplanetary technocracy. The story ends with a kidnapping. The role of artificial intelligence in society plays a major role in the story.
This is a psychological revelation piece. The story is about a joyful traveler. It takes place in a military outpost. Magic is fading in power, and that plays an important role in the story.
The story is about five astronauts. It starts in a large city in Australia. The story ends with violence. The spread of new diseases in a global age plays a major part in this story.
This is a tale about taking control of one's life. The story is about a knight who is in love with an unconfident nuclear engineer. It takes place in a port city in the Antarctic. The story begins with a legal dispute, climaxes with a war, and ends with temptation. Different kinds of magic are vying for supremacy in the story.
Th story is about a misguided miner and a secret agent. It takes place on a world whose form has been distorted by magical. Monsters on a rampage play a major part in the story.
This is a story about destiny. The story is about a bandit who is constantly opposed by a nice accountant. It takes place in a town. The story begins with the discovery of a long-lost relative, climaxes with a birthday preparation, and ends with a kidnapping.
The story is about an explorer who is constantly annoying a starship engineer. It takes place in an ancient nation in a solar system of magical space travel. The differences between laws from country to country plays a major role in the story.
This is a psychological revelation piece with a strong theme of bigotry and how cultural conflicts are not inevitable. The story is about a daycare employee who has a crush on a brave coachman. It takes place in a village in South America. The story begins with a miscommunication, climaxes with a surrender, and ends with violence.
This is a slice-of-life tale. The story is about a watchman who is best friends with a pharmacist. It takes place in a world-spanning nation in a galaxy-spanning theocracy. Cross-species romance is a major element of the story.
The story is about a sailor who was once married to an arrogant nun. It takes place in an insane asylum. The crux of the story involves the discovery of a long-lost friend. The creationof artificial life plays a major rol in this story.
The story is about a puerile barbarian who is constantly opposed by a hermit. It starts in an outpost in Japan. The story begins with someone building a dwelling and ends with a prayer.
The story is about a bowman whose species reproduces by cloning or similar technology. It starts in a world-spanning nation on a barren planet. The critical element of the story is an addiction.

[nKe]

Turkey, this thread is not ment for you, you havent even passed the "childhood" mentioned above.
Come back to this thread in... 6 years?

[GeneralGold]

Turkey, this thread is not ment for you, you havent even passed the "childhood" mentioned above.
Come back to this thread in... 6 years?

[deluxulous]

Aww, so cute. It's like they're trying to be /b/!

[jaik]

oh my what is this this is not /b/ stop posting

[Bl★ck Star]

>late for school
>arrive 1 hour later
>knock at class door
>I hear funny noises inside
>Open door
>Got on the floor
>walked the dinosaur
>Check around in class
>no teacher
>realise everyone was spaghetti
>realise myself was spaghetti
>geddan

[Poopship]

>late for school
>arrive 1 hour later
>knock at class door
>I hear funny noises inside
>Open door
>Got on the floor
>walked the dinosaur
>Check around in class
>no teacher
>realise everyone was spaghetti
>realise myself was spaghetti
>geddan

Well played sir.

[GeneralGold]

I will take poopships place for this one

>Flame about 100 people dead
>Put signature
>Satisfied
>Ban for 3 weeks
>Fap for 3 weeks
>Satisfied

[jaik]

its a perma ban

[mxh24]

its a perma ban

Permaban? thats a little rough, no?

[N3gativezero]

its a perma ban

YES!

YEEEEES!

[deluxulous]

its a perma ban

YES!

YEEEEES!

waiting patiently for m bison

[Cutch]

Poopship is only banned for 3 weeks.

[jaik]

Poopship is only banned for 3 weeks.

tom and spades told me that its permaban

[deluxulous]

Poopship is only banned for 3 weeks.

tom and spades told me that its permaban

tom said in shoutbox he was 3 week'd

[jaik]

Poopship is only banned for 3 weeks.

tom and spades told me that its permaban

tom said in shoutbox he was 3 week'd

well fuck i cant see the shoutbox

[Bl★ck Star]

its a perma ban

YES!

YEEEEES!

waiting patiently for m bison

http://www.youtube.com/v/P3ALwKeSEYs&autoplay=1

[meetdadoom]

Sophmore Year Spanish 3 Honors

> New seating order
>Was surrounded by hottest girls in class.
>Girl infront of me pants were low and she was going commando.
> I get up to go sharpen a pencil and had the biggest boner ever.
> Two of my friends in the other side of the class saw it and started laughing their ass off.
That was an awsome year of spanish.... And I got a B in Spanish :D