Embarrassing Childhood Stories

Started by GeneralGold, 23-07-2011

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GeneralGold

Make them short and sweet, tl;dr

>be in 2nd grade (somethin around that)
>teacher reading book, we all sit around chair
>girl infront of me falls back onto me
>get weird boner
>everyone stares at me
>pokerface.jpg
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GeneralGold

>be on the table
>balls plop out
>everyone bites onto them
>realize I am spaghetti
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Poler

>hot chick not wearing bra
>she bends over with a loose shirt and you see her boobies
>grow a boner

>:D hell yes

N3gativezero

> Drink orange joice
> Friend tells joke
> Spray orange juice out nose onto teachers important documents
> ????
> PROFIT! Detention for an hour
To loot, lulz and SCIENCE!

Poopship

#5
>be 16
>post terriblely on GVC
>get flamed
>satisfied

Caso

>be in 3rd grade
>fall asleep in class during a math lesson
>wake up god knows when
>Realize it's play time
>finds out I drooled all over my mathbook when it was open
>Cant remember what happens afterwards
I used to be an adventure like you, but then the shadow started chasing me through a castle filled with monsters.


Turkey

Stories
The story is about a misunderstood secret agent who is best friends with a whiny teacher. It starts in a university town in a galaxy of magic. The story begins with a surrender, climaxes with a promotion, and ends with spying. The gap between the rich and the poor nations plays a major role in this story.
This is a coming-of-age story. The story is about a policeman. It takes place in an inconsequential empire. The story ends with a miscommunication. The effect of alien contact on economics is a major part of the story.
This is an epic about disillusionment. The story is about a nimble bard who has a mysterious admirier: a funny rogue. It starts in a port. The formation of the European Union plays a major role in this story.
This is a tale about people's tenancy to be dishonest. The story is about a chaste advertising executive, a corrupt fisherman, a spiritual zookeeper, and an industrious blacksmith. It takes place in a galaxy-spanning confederation. The story ends with a repentance. The issues of cybernetics and its effects on romance is a major element of the story.
The story is about a paranoid mercenary. It starts in a legendary nation on a mountainous world where magic is part of everyday life. The crux of the story involves someone putting on make-up.
The story is about a sleazy paladin and a shuttlecraft pilot. It starts in a small nation on a rocky planet. The master villain of the story actually must be defeated in several different forms.
Te story is about a pompous video game addict. It takes place on a storm-torn planet. The need to protect someone so a prophecy comes true is an important part of the story.
The story is about a rogue. It starts in an intergalactic commonwealth. A magical artifact plays an important role.
This is a fish-out-of-water story. The story is about a dancer. It takes place in a small city in an interplanetary technocracy. The story ends with a kidnapping. The role of artificial intelligence in society plays a major role in the story.
This is a psychological revelation piece. The story is about a joyful traveler. It takes place in a military outpost. Magic is fading in power, and that plays an important role in the story.
The story is about five astronauts. It starts in a large city in Australia. The story ends with violence. The spread of new diseases in a global age plays a major part in this story.
This is a tale about taking control of one's life. The story is about a knight who is in love with an unconfident nuclear engineer. It takes place in a port city in the Antarctic. The story begins with a legal dispute, climaxes with a war, and ends with temptation. Different kinds of magic are vying for supremacy in the story.
Th story is about a misguided miner and a secret agent. It takes place on a world whose form has been distorted by magical. Monsters on a rampage play a major part in the story.
This is a story about destiny. The story is about a bandit who is constantly opposed by a nice accountant. It takes place in a town. The story begins with the discovery of a long-lost relative, climaxes with a birthday preparation, and ends with a kidnapping.
The story is about an explorer who is constantly annoying a starship engineer. It takes place in an ancient nation in a solar system of magical space travel. The differences between laws from country to country plays a major role in the story.
This is a psychological revelation piece with a strong theme of bigotry and how cultural conflicts are not inevitable. The story is about a daycare employee who has a crush on a brave coachman. It takes place in a village in South America. The story begins with a miscommunication, climaxes with a surrender, and ends with violence.
This is a slice-of-life tale. The story is about a watchman who is best friends with a pharmacist. It takes place in a world-spanning nation in a galaxy-spanning theocracy. Cross-species romance is a major element of the story.
The story is about a sailor who was once married to an arrogant nun. It takes place in an insane asylum. The crux of the story involves the discovery of a long-lost friend. The creationof artificial life plays a major rol in this story.
The story is about a puerile barbarian who is constantly opposed by a hermit. It starts in an outpost in Japan. The story begins with someone building a dwelling and ends with a prayer.
The story is about a bowman whose species reproduces by cloning or similar technology. It starts in a world-spanning nation on a barren planet. The critical element of the story is an addiction.

nKe

Turkey, this thread is not ment for you, you havent even passed the "childhood" mentioned above.
Come back to this thread in... 6 years?

GeneralGold

Quote from: Nik3 on 24-07-2011
Turkey, this thread is not ment for you, you havent even passed the "childhood" mentioned above.
Come back to this thread in... 6 years?
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deluxulous

Aww, so cute. It's like they're trying to be /b/!

jaik

oh my what is this this is not /b/ stop posting
Blake.H: And im also working on whipping him into shape
Blake.H: He's nice
Blake.H: He doesn't moan
Blake.H: The sheer obedience is enough to fuel my erection anyway

Bl★ck Star

>late for school
>arrive 1 hour later
>knock at class door
>I hear funny noises inside
>Open door
>Got on the floor
>walked the dinosaur
>Check around in class
>no teacher
>realise everyone was spaghetti
>realise myself was spaghetti
>geddan


Poopship

Quote from: Bl★ck Star on 24-07-2011
>late for school
>arrive 1 hour later
>knock at class door
>I hear funny noises inside
>Open door
>Got on the floor
>walked the dinosaur
>Check around in class
>no teacher
>realise everyone was spaghetti
>realise myself was spaghetti
>geddan

Well played sir.

GeneralGold

I will take poopships place for this one

>Flame about 100 people dead
>Put signature
>Satisfied
>Ban for 3 weeks
>Fap for 3 weeks
>Satisfied
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jaik

Blake.H: And im also working on whipping him into shape
Blake.H: He's nice
Blake.H: He doesn't moan
Blake.H: The sheer obedience is enough to fuel my erection anyway

mxh24

Quote from: Jake on 24-07-2011
its a perma ban

Permaban? thats a little rough, no?


"When in doubt, mumble."

N3gativezero

To loot, lulz and SCIENCE!

deluxulous


Cutch

Poopship is only banned for 3 weeks.

"Stop living life so that you can do a job with out pay"
-Blake/Last Exile

jaik

Quote from: Cutch on 24-07-2011
Poopship is only banned for 3 weeks.

tom and spades told me that its permaban

Blake.H: And im also working on whipping him into shape
Blake.H: He's nice
Blake.H: He doesn't moan
Blake.H: The sheer obedience is enough to fuel my erection anyway

deluxulous

Quote from: Jake on 25-07-2011
Quote from: Cutch on 24-07-2011
Poopship is only banned for 3 weeks.

tom and spades told me that its permaban



tom said in shoutbox he was 3 week'd

jaik

Quote from: PistolKid on 25-07-2011
Quote from: Jake on 25-07-2011
Quote from: Cutch on 24-07-2011
Poopship is only banned for 3 weeks.

tom and spades told me that its permaban



tom said in shoutbox he was 3 week'd

well fuck i cant see the shoutbox
Blake.H: And im also working on whipping him into shape
Blake.H: He's nice
Blake.H: He doesn't moan
Blake.H: The sheer obedience is enough to fuel my erection anyway

Bl★ck Star



meetdadoom

Sophmore Year Spanish 3 Honors

> New seating order
>Was surrounded by hottest girls in class.
>Girl infront of me pants were low and she was going commando.
> I get up to go sharpen a pencil and had the biggest boner ever.
> Two of my friends in the other side of the class saw it and started laughing their ass off.
That was an awsome year of spanish.... And I got a B in Spanish :D

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