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Title: Closer look at Alex Chorei's wind problem
Post by: Iam333 on 29-12-2011

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Early footage of baby Alex Chorei being knocked out by strong wind,
which knocks out only him and even inside buildings. If you look closely
you can see that floor is actually inside of Freedom barracks. Thanks
to these new evidences we can presume Alex Chorei was stalker even
in his early ages. And according to Science we can say he was knocked
out by wind around 3801 times, if he was knocked out even as baby and
average time of knock outs by wind which is around 2,5 times per day
never changed.

8,766 hours per year multiplied by 26 which is his current age
plus 6 multiplied with 24 for days in leap years and divided by 24
for number of days and again divided by 2,5 for average number
of knock outs by wind we got number 3801.

{[8,766 x 26 + (6 x 24)] ÷ 24} ÷ 2,5 = 3801

But, if he will live by median age of Ukrainian male which is currently
36,7 he will get knocked out around 5365,54 times in his whole life.

http://www.youtube.com/v/EqzVODLi_94&autoplay=1
Empyrium - The sad song of the wind

Title: Re: Closer look at Alex Chorei's wind problem
Post by: SGT-Spartans on 29-12-2011

And I thought god was forgiving.

Title: Re: Closer look at Alex Chorei's wind problem
Post by: Yorty on 29-12-2011

*A strong gust of wind comes in from the north, knocking Alex Chorei over.*

Title: Re: Closer look at Alex Chorei's wind problem
Post by: Ravanger on 29-12-2011

I cried when I seen this.

Title: Re: Closer look at Alex Chorei's wind problem
Post by: whyku on 29-12-2011

Quote from: Ravanger on 29-12-2011
I cried when I seen this.

I will never understand you...

Title: Re: Closer look at Alex Chorei's wind problem
Post by: SGT-Spartans on 30-12-2011

Quote from: Ravanger on 29-12-2011
I cried when I seen this.

Title: Re: Closer look at Alex Chorei's wind problem
Post by: lolKieck on 30-12-2011

Quote from: Yorty on 29-12-2011
*A strong gust of wind comes in from the north, knocking Alex Chorei over.*

Title: Re: Closer look at Alex Chorei's wind problem
Post by: Knife_cz on 30-12-2011

Quote from: whyku on 29-12-2011
Quote from: Ravanger on 29-12-2011
I cried when I seen this.

I will never understand you...

YOU RUINED THIS THREADsafeigjsweigjjswegsrghrh<nydsfnesjeWSG
Poor alex..:<

Title: Re: Closer look at Alex Chorei's wind problem
Post by: Cutch on 30-12-2011

I'm going to use this music for Crussaria, k?

Title: Re: Closer look at Alex Chorei's wind problem
Post by: Iam333 on 30-12-2011

Quote from: Cutch on 30-12-2011
I'm going to use this music for Crussaria, k?

K, its not like I made that song.

Title: Re: Closer look at Alex Chorei's wind problem
Post by: Goose on 30-12-2011

Fucking genius it's the new Einstein right here folks.

Title: Re: Closer look at Alex Chorei's wind problem
Post by: StickyWicket on 30-12-2011

Dude, fucking hivemind.exe activated at the start of this thread.

Real talk mang.

Title: Re: Closer look at Alex Chorei's wind problem
Post by: Chippy on 30-12-2011

I lol'd so hard when I saw this. Cuz i remember when I was in a STALKER camp, and suddenly read that. And it practically becomes Alex's Trademark :D

Title: Re: Closer look at Alex Chorei's wind problem
Post by: lolKieck on 31-12-2011

He's gonna get a pillow duct taped to his arse.

Title: Re: Closer look at Alex Chorei's wind problem
Post by: SGT-Spartans on 31-12-2011

Gah damnit I watched this at 6 in the morning from a 36 hour run, and it made me shed two tears.

Two tears.

Two

tears

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