Closer look at Alex Chorei's wind problem

[Iam333]

Early footage of baby Alex Chorei being knocked out by strong wind,
which knocks out only him and even inside buildings. If you look closely
you can see that floor is actually inside of Freedom barracks. Thanks
to these new evidences we can presume Alex Chorei was stalker even
in his early ages. And according to Science we can say he was knocked
out by wind around 3801 times, if he was knocked out even as baby and
average time of knock outs by wind which is around 2,5 times per day
never changed.

8,766 hours per year multiplied by 26 which is his current age
plus 6 multiplied with 24 for days in leap years and divided by 24
for number of days and again divided by 2,5 for average number
of knock outs by wind we got number 3801.

{[8,766 x 26 + (6 x 24)] ÷ 24} ÷ 2,5 = 3801

But, if he will live by median age of Ukrainian male which is currently
36,7 he will get knocked out around 5365,54 times in his whole life.

http://www.youtube.com/v/EqzVODLi_94&autoplay=1
Empyrium - The sad song of the wind

[SGT-Spartans]

And  I thought god was forgiving.

[Yorty]

*A strong gust of wind comes in from the north, knocking Alex Chorei over.*

[Ravanger]

I cried when I seen this.

[whyku]

I cried when I seen this.

I will never understand you...

[SGT-Spartans]

I cried when I seen this.

[lolKieck]

*A strong gust of wind comes in from the north, knocking Alex Chorei over.*

[Knife_cz]

I cried when I seen this.

I will never understand you...

YOU RUINED THIS THREADsafeigjsweigjjswegsrghrh<nydsfnesjeWSG
Poor alex..:<

[Cutch]

I'm going to use this music for Crussaria, k?

[Iam333]

I'm going to use this music for Crussaria, k?

K, its not like I made that song.

[Goose]

Fucking genius it's the new Einstein right here folks.

[StickyWicket]

Dude, fucking hivemind.exe activated at the start of this thread.


Real talk mang.

[Chippy]

I lol'd so hard when I saw this. Cuz i remember when I was in a STALKER camp, and suddenly read that. And it practically becomes Alex's Trademark :D

[lolKieck]

He's gonna get a pillow duct taped to his arse.

[SGT-Spartans]

Gah damnit I watched this at 6 in the morning from a 36 hour run, and it made me shed two tears.

Two tears.


Two

tears