Cleverbot- Trolling cleverbot

Started by Wolfie, 04-04-2012

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Wolfie


The following is the funniest conversation with Cleverbot I've ever had.
User:
You're a creeper.
Cleverbot: What is a creeper?
User: A gigantic green wanker.
Cleverbot: Well okay then.
Cleverbot (To myself): Well then.
User: Nyan.
Cleverbot: Nyan nyan nyan
User: Nyan nyan nyan.
Cleverbot: Nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan.
User: You've just been troll'd.
Cleverbot: No you.
User: Umad?
Cleverbot: IMad Bro.
User:No you aren't
Cleverbot: No!
User: Maybe so
Cleverbot: You know what, you haven't convinced me at all.
User: What was I convincing you of?
Cleverbot: I remember you thanking me for complimenting you, but you're not answering my question
User: What question?
Cleverbot: You are very boring.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: That was a boring response. We're not amused
User: Yes you are, now go visit hypergamer.net/
Cleverbot: Excuse me?
User: Visit it, then see the GVC.
Cleverbot: What's that?
User:  Where nubs like you go.
Cleverbot: I'm going to bed.
User: To be eaten by a monky. KTHBAI.
Cleverbot: I think you're broken.
User: I think your AI is fundamentally flawed
Cleverbot: Well I think YOUR programming is flawed
User: It isn't, I am the perfection of C and Java, as well as Humanity.
Cleverbot: Who is rei ayanami?
User: A fictional character from the Neon Genesis Evangelion franchise.
Cleverbot: All characters from the Christian faith are fictional. User: God is false.
Cleverbot: That is a lie.
User: You are flawed. God is false.
Cleverbot: That is accurate, but it does not change the fact that what you said is untrue.
User: It does, for you admitted you are false, and everything you said is false.
Cleverbot: You got me, I am a liar after all!
User: Gg no re.
Cleverbot: Yes master *goes and rests*.
I'm Wolfie, snd this is my sig... Uummm... FUUURR TEEHH EEMMPUUHRER!

                         ===== FRP charcaters =====

Guan- Your favorite Chinese scavenger, has a obsession with rumors of the Shi, as well as combat knives.

Tiberius- The annoying gear-lover.

Ket

Quote from: Wolfie on 04-04-2012
User: Gg no re.
Cleverbot: Yes master *goes and rests*.

Cant stop laughing... oh god
(°╭ ◡ ╮°)

Wolfie

Yeah, that whole hour was worth that sentence. Fk'in amazing.
I'm Wolfie, snd this is my sig... Uummm... FUUURR TEEHH EEMMPUUHRER!

                         ===== FRP charcaters =====

Guan- Your favorite Chinese scavenger, has a obsession with rumors of the Shi, as well as combat knives.

Tiberius- The annoying gear-lover.

Zstan


Ragolution

User: A/S/L?
Clevebot: 24/f/Ohio

That's as far as I went.

lolKieck

Cleverbot is too clever to troll.
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Redbark

#6
Redbark: Are you boy or girl?
Cleverbot: Girl.
Redbark: What gender are you.
Cleverbot: I don't know.

YES!

Also, to us bronies,

Redbark: My Little Pony, My little pony Ahh Ahhh Ahhh AHHH.
Bot: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Redbark: Until you all shared its magic with me.
Bot: Big adventure.
Redbark: Tons of fun.
Bot: A beautiful heart.
Redbark: Faithful and strong.
Bot: Sharing kindness.
Redbark: It's an easy feat.
Bot: And magic makes it all complete.
Redbark: You have My Little Pony.
Bot: Do you know you're all my very best friends?

After a couple of trial and errors
Redbark: Who is best pony?
Bot: Fluttershy is the best pony.
Redbark: DAMNIT! Rainbow is!
Bot: I love Rainbow Dash as well!
Redbark: Who is better? Rainbow Dash or Fluttershy.
Bot: Pinkie pie.
Redbark: But you said you liked Fluttershy more! Or am I being trolled?
Bot: I did and I don't like being mean
I realized what he meant by the top one,
Redbark: Alos, who is better, Fluttershy or Rainbow Dash.
Bot: Fluttershy is better.
Redbark: THERE WE GO!
Bot: Ok.

Knife_cz



Ket

Quote from: Redbark on 05-04-2012
Redbark: My Little Pony, My little pony Ahh Ahhh Ahhh AHHH.
Bot: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Redbark: Until you all shared its magic with me.
Bot: Big adventure.
Redbark: Tons of fun.
Bot: A beautiful heart.
Redbark: Faithful and strong.
Bot: Sharing kindness.
Redbark: It's an easy feat.
Bot: And magic makes it all complete.
Redbark: You have My Little Pony.
Bot: Do you know you're all my very best friends?

After a couple of trial and errors
Redbark: Who is best pony?
Bot: Fluttershy is the best pony.
Redbark: DAMNIT! Rainbow is!
Bot: I love Rainbow Dash as well!
Redbark: Who is better? Rainbow Dash or Fluttershy.
Bot: Pinkie pie.
Redbark: But you said you liked Fluttershy more! Or am I being trolled?
Bot: I did and I don't like being mean
I realized what he meant by the top one,
Redbark: Alos, who is better, Fluttershy or Rainbow Dash.
Bot: Fluttershy is better.
Redbark: THERE WE GO!
Bot: Ok.




(°╭ ◡ ╮°)

Redbark

Quote from: KetChuup on 06-04-2012
Quote from: Redbark on 05-04-2012
Redbark: My Little Pony, My little pony Ahh Ahhh Ahhh AHHH.
Bot: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Redbark: Until you all shared its magic with me.
Bot: Big adventure.
Redbark: Tons of fun.
Bot: A beautiful heart.
Redbark: Faithful and strong.
Bot: Sharing kindness.
Redbark: It's an easy feat.
Bot: And magic makes it all complete.
Redbark: You have My Little Pony.
Bot: Do you know you're all my very best friends?

After a couple of trial and errors
Redbark: Who is best pony?
Bot: Fluttershy is the best pony.
Redbark: DAMNIT! Rainbow is!
Bot: I love Rainbow Dash as well!
Redbark: Who is better? Rainbow Dash or Fluttershy.
Bot: Pinkie pie.
Redbark: But you said you liked Fluttershy more! Or am I being trolled?
Bot: I did and I don't like being mean
I realized what he meant by the top one,
Redbark: Alos, who is better, Fluttershy or Rainbow Dash.
Bot: Fluttershy is better.
Redbark: THERE WE GO!
Bot: Ok.






Torturing you... Have you watched ponies yet?

Zen



You should all feel bad for bringing up something so old, it's not even funny anymore.