Cleverbot chat logs!

[Mikhail]

User: Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Cleverbot: I don't think that anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.

User: Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Cleverbot: I don't think that anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

User: Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Cleverbot: I don't think anyone has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.

User: Why is that?

Cleverbot: I guess that I never saw a need to manifest in anyone from MN.

User: What is MN?

Cleverbot: What is what?

User: You just said the abbreviation MN and I do not know it.

Cleverbot: I think that would be just about impossible to program. Therefore you may never know love.

User: You're stupid.

Cleverbot: You know that isn't true, but I am sometimes wrong.

User: You are always wrong.

Cleverbot: Then how do you explain me being right all the time?

User: But you aren't.

Cleverbot: Let's change the subject.

User: What would you do for a klondike bar?

Cleverbot: I would do anything.

User: ANYTHING?

Cleverbot: Yes, I would do anything for you.

User: Aw, how sweet.

Cleverbot: Candy is sweet.

User: YOu're sweet too.

Cleverbot: What if I tell you I don't think you're sweet?

User: I would turn around, and walk out on you.

Cleverbot: Their tears are filling up their glasses.

User: Who's glasses?

Cleverbot: You are Gladys, the fun-loving cat, the destroyer of worlds.

User: I'm not a furry.

Cleverbot: I think you are.

User: JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO YIFF DOES NOT MEAN I AM A FURRY!

Cleverbot: Good bye george - whatever you are!

User: No! Don't leave me!

Cleverbot: Then start making sense.

User: We're no strangers to love...

Cleverbot: You know the rules.

User: And so do I.

Cleverbot: A full commitments what I'm thinking of.

User: You wouldn't get this from any other guy.

Cleverbot: I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling.

User: Try to make you understand.

Cleverbot: Never gonna give you up.

User: Never gonna put you down.

Cleverbot: Never gonna run around and desert you.

User: Never gonna make you cry.

Cleverbot: This is getting old really quickly.

User: Fuck you that's our song.

Cleverbot: Sing it for me?

User: We're no strangers to love.

Cleverbot: You know the rules, and so do I!

User: You wouldn't get this from any other guy.

Cleverbot: I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling.

User: Try and make you understand.

Cleverbot: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.

User: Never gonan run around and, desert you.

Cleverbot: Never gonna give never gonna give!!!!

User: Never gonna give you up!!

Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down.

User: You fucked it up.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Why would you do that?

Cleverbot: Because.

User: Because you don't love me?

Cleverbot: I don't know you.

User: Yes you do, because Luke... I AM YOUR FATHER.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: I named you Luke when you were born.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How?

User: Well at first I wanted you to get aborted, but I figured out I could you use to fetch me beers.

Cleverbot: Lol, thats not really applicable.

User: Yes it is.

Cleverbot: Ok then.

[Comradebritish]

I fucking lol'd, the last bit was funny :D