A sex deprived rapist, and a troubled couple...

Started by D33tly, 15-06-2012

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D33tly

TRIP
Where are the new wine glasses?

GRACE
What for?

TRIP
That should be obvious!

MATT
Seeeeeeex

GRACE
Oh God, Trip, don't turn this into a big production, please!

MATT
I want sex.

TRIP
Jesus Grace, come on, I'm not asking a lot here!

GRACE
What -- Trip, don't give me that look!

GRACE
You're going to drive me crazy!

MATT
Should I stick my dick in the keyhole?

(Trip opens the front door.)

TRIP
Matt!!

TRIP
Hey!  I thought I heard someone out here! God  it's been so long since we've seen you!  -- (interrupted)

MATT
The keyhole looks horny.

TRIP
Ha ha, whoa I think you've gotten a headstart on the drinking tonight...

TRIP
Well come on in...

MATT
Your butt looks nice.

TRIP
Y -- yeah, come in!

TRIP
Uh, let me go get Grace...

MATT
Rape-able.

GRACE
No, no, here we are!

GRACE
Matt,

GRACE
Hi!  How are you?  God it's been a while!

TRIP
Yeah, yeah, how are you -- (interrupted)

MATT
Your un-rapeable.

GRACE
Uh...

GRACE
Well, come in, make yourself at home...

MATT
I don't like you.

TRIP
Okay,    Matt,  you know what?  I think you should leave.

TRIP
Matt,  we're through messing around, you've got to go.

MATT
NO!

TRIP
We invited you over, but this is just not working out.

(Trip opens the front door.)

MATT
YOU SUCK!

TRIP
We'll be fine -- just go.

(Trip closes the front door.)

MATT
NO HOOKERS!

D33tly - Ruiner of the GVC, the least funny person in HGN, worst STK'er, and shouldn't ever RP.

Knife_cz

Oh hahahaha!
Ha ha ha :D
XD LOL
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

:|
No.
Seriously.
Not funny at all.


Gonztah

I know that "game" if it can be called one.

D33tly

Quote from: D33tly on 15-06-2012
D33tly - Ruiner of the GVC, the least funny person in HGN, worst STK'er, and shouldn't ever RP.

Das_Uberman