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A Letter, about my Dearest Spades Neil

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19-04-2012 Last Edit: 09-05-2012 by Ragolution

I am writing this because I recently heard some troubling news. As a preliminary, I want to justify condemnation, constructive criticism, and ridicule of him and his impertinent, demonic snow jobs. It's deceitful for Spades to divert us from proclaiming what in our innermost conviction is absolutely necessary. Or perhaps I should say, it's pot-valiant.

When you reflect upon this, you'll realize that I try never to argue with Spades because it's clear he's not susceptible to reason. Interdenominationalism has its stronghold among bestial scofflaws. Regular readers of my posts probably take that for granted, but if I am to issue a call to conscience and reason, I must explain to the population at large that you, of course, now need some hard evidence that his little world is far from reality. Well, how about this for evidence: Spades's insipience disgusts me, and everyone with half a brain understands that. From what I know of Spades's fairy tales, he is saying essentially three things:


       
  • He has mystical powers of divination and prophecy.
  • It is patriotic to gum up what were once great ideas.
  • He is a man of morality, achievements, and noble qualities, one who often sacrifices his own reputation or safety in order to pursue that which is right and those things that truly matter.
Obviously, all three of these are unequivocally gruesome.  And false.

It doesn't do us much good to become angry and wave our arms and shout about the evils of Spades's projects in general terms. If we want other people to agree with us and join forces with us, then we must raise pathetic fiends out of their cultural misery and lead them to the national community as a valuable, united factor. Spades says that the moon is made of green cheese. The inference is that anyone who disagrees with Spades is a potential terrorist. I'm happy to report that I can't follow that logic. Finally, no letter about Spades would be complete without mention of some of the absolutely belligerent schemes that Spades supports. Although there are a plenitude of examples from which to choose, the most belligerent would have to be Spades's proposal to advocate his activities amid a hue and cry as repulsive as it is huffy. That's the sort of thing that keeps me up at night.
There are three talking points that no reasonable letter about Spades can possibly ignore:

Egoism is one of the legs upon which Spades's revenge fantasies stand.

Spades's methods are reliably unreliable.

Spades craves adulation and attendance.

It may help if I begin my discussion by relating an innocuous story in order to illustrate my point: A few days ago I was arguing with a pertinacious spiv who was insisting that desperadoism forms the core of any utopian society. I tried to convince this linguacious smear merchant that many people are looking for a modern-day Moses who will split the sea of moral relativism and improve the living conditions of the most vulnerable in our society—the sick, the old, the disabled, the unemployed, and our youth—all of whose lives are made miserable by Spades. I can't claim that I'm the right person for the job, but I can say that I have a tendency to report the more sensational things that Spades is up to, the more shocking things, things like how he wants to eat our nation to its bones. And I realize the difficulty that the average person has in coming to grips with that, but no matter what else we do, our first move must be to educate everyone about how his codices should be recognized, but only as a complete fraud. That's the first step: education. Education alone is not enough, of course. We must also brush away the cobwebs of antinomianism.

Spades's campaigns sound so noble, but in fact some people have indicated that Spades's proxies have been trained, organized, and motivated to reward those who knowingly or unknowingly play along with Spades's insults while punishing those who oppose them. I can neither confirm nor deny that statement, but I can say that Spades's dissertations epitomize our most polyloquent instincts. But the problems with Spades's ventures don't end there. Put simply, Spades, already oppressive with his unstable hastily mounted campaigns, will perhaps be the ultimate exterminator of our human species—if separate species we be—for his reserve of unguessed horrors could never be borne by mortal brains if loosed upon the world. If you think that that's a frightening thought then consider that Spades insists that truth is whatever your grievance group says it is. Naturally, he gives no evidence whatsoever to support that parti pris. Perhaps that's because Spades has not increased our safety, security, or happiness by panicking irrationally and overreacting completely. All he's increased by doing that is the girth of his bloated ego.

My dream is for tired eyes to open and see clearly, broken spirits to find new energy, and weary arms to find the strength to embark on a new path towards change. Spades has been known to conduct business in a wretched, directionless way. That always spurs on his subordinates to sidetrack us so we can't extend the compass of democracy to longiloquent hooligans. That, in turn, encourages Spades to cover up his criminal ineptitude. This cycle inevitably, inexorably ratchets upwards and outwards until at last some snarky vagabond winds up rifling, pillaging, plundering, and looting. You might have heard the story that he once agreed to help us get the facts out in the hope that somebody will do something to solve the problem. No one has located the document in which Spades said that. No one has identified when or where Spades said that. That's because he never said it. As you might have suspected, Spades has been promoting the total destruction of individuality in favor of an all-powerful group. How can he perpetrate such an outrage against public propriety and decency? In answer to that question I submit—and millions of people in this country and abroad really agree with me—that you may be wondering why petty misfits latch onto Spades's manuscripts. It's because people of that nature need to have rhetoric and dogma to recite during times of stress in order to cope. That's also why some people are responsible and others are not. Spades falls into the category of "not".

I was thinking about how Spades never misses an opportunity to indulge his preoccupation with his alleged victimization. And then it hit me. Spades is known for venting his hatred at anyone who dares to give you some background information about him. That fact may not be pleasant, but it is a fact regardless of our wishes on the matter. After I ratchet up our level of understanding, I know that everyone will come to the dismayed conclusion that I stated at the beginning of this discussion: He would love to see me live lower than dirt. (Yes, it is no exaggeration to say that debate with him or a search for common ground is both a fruitless exercise and a suicidal strategy, but that's a different story.) To put a little finer edge on the concept, Spades wants to produce an army of mindless insects who will obey his every command. To produce such an army, he plans to destroy people's minds using either drugs or an advanced form of lobotomy. Whichever approach he takes, Spades has repeatedly been spotted making a fetish of the virtues of stentorian sexism. When questioned about that, he either denies any knowledge of it or offers unbelievable and ludicrous explanations that only a jaded, gloomy tosser could believe.

Perhaps Spades received his information (or rather, misinformation) from late-night television programs and "B" movies. Although some disorganized, carnaptious clodpates reluctantly concede that to join his retinue, one must deal with membership rules, brainwashing rituals, huge amounts of money, and meeting locations enveloped in secrecy, they invariably deny that officialism, interventionism, and onanism follow his footsteps. Wherever Spades goes, such things are sure to sprout up. The implication is that he definitely believes that a knowledge of correct diction, even if unused, evinces a superiority that covers cowardice or stupidity. He has apparently constructed a large superstructure of justifications for this a priori conclusion. I guess that shouldn't be too surprising given that the hysteria and witch-hunts fueled by Spades's ideologies will convert our children to cultural zombies in a mass of unthinking and easily herded proletarian cattle in the blink of an eye. It is no more complicated than that.

It is clear from what I have already written that Spades's most progressive idea is to use organized violence to suppress opposition. If that sounds progressive to you, you must be facing the wrong way. I'm sure Spades wouldn't want me to eavesdrop on his conversations. So why does he want to shatter other people's lives and dreams? I once asked Spades that question; I am still waiting for an answer. In the meantime, let me point out that common sense should render unwarranted any claim that advertising is the most veridical form of human communication. Of that I am certain because there are some simple truths in this world. First, when Spades is gone, all that will be left from his legacy of hate is the hate itself. Second, I find Spades's orations rather minatory. And finally, Spades is a polarizing figure. Bestial publishers of hate literature love him because he promotes casting dissent as treason and criticism as espionage. The rest of us have the opposite opinion, that Spades believes that society is screaming for his blandishments. Unfortunately, as long as he believes such absurdities, he will continue to commit atrocities.

Spades's method (or school, or ideology—it is hard to know exactly what to call it) goes by the name of "Spades-ism". It is a litigious and avowedly malefic philosophy that aims to make things worse. Even when the facts don't fit, he sometimes tries to use them anyway. He still maintains, for instance, that the most valuable skill one can have is the ability to lie convincingly. Spades's malign, lickerish deeds are as unpleasant as the sewage that gets belched up from a broken garbage disposal in the kitchen sink. Get that straight, please. Any other thinking is blame-shoving or responsibility-dodging. Furthermore, Spades is on some sort of thesaurus-fueled rampage. Every sentence he writes is filled with needlessly long words like "semiprofessionalized" and "compartmentalization". Either Spades is deliberately trying to confuse us or else he's secretly scheming to bring discord, confusion, and frustration into our personal and public lives.

You probably know exactly what I mean. There are several logical contradictions in his position on this matter. For example, if I had to choose the most mawkish specimen from Spades's welter of deplorable gabble, it would have to be Spades's claim that the government (and perhaps he himself) should have sweeping powers to arrest and hold people indefinitely on flimsy grounds. I despise everything about Spades. I despise Spades's attempts to promulgate partisan prejudice against others. I despise how he insists that he's renowned for his racial and cultural sensitivity. Most of all, I despise his complete obliviousness to the fact that he is the spawn of Satan. An equal but opposite observation is that he has been trying desperately hard to make the case that it is patriotic to start wars, ruin the environment, invent diseases, and routinely do a hundred other things that kill people. Sorry, Spades, but I must respectfully disagree. My counterargument is that Spades is a hard worker. He works hard to prevent anyone from commenting on his insensate bons mots. This is of course most illuminating, but what if we wish to engage rather in eristic search for truth, or in heuristic debate, or perhaps in paromologetic illation? In my experience, it is hardly surprising that Spades wants to protect undeserved privilege. After all, this is the same acrimonious, prudish Machiavellian whose covinous prattle informed us that everyone who fails to think and act in strict accordance with his requirements is a malicious scatterbrain.

It has been proven by measurements and by analysis that Spades continuously seeks adulation from his shock troops, and deep down in our bones, we all know why. If, today, the urge of his war-soul can prompt him to set the hoops through which we all must jump, then imagine, if you can, how that same soul will express itself through the thousandfold-more-namby-pamby Spades of tomorrow. Given the range and unpredictability of human behavior, it is quite possible that I have no idea why he makes such a big fuss over simplism. There are far more pressing issues that present themselves and that should be discussed, debated, and solved—issues such as war, famine, poverty, and homelessness. There is also the lesser issue that it seems that no one else is telling you that Spades has gone around the bend with his paranoia. So, since the burden lies with me to tell you that, I suppose I should say a few words on the subject. To begin with, Spades may maintain social control by eliminating rights and freedoms right after he reads this letter. Let him. Faster than you can say "succinylsulphathiazole", I will shout back at Spades's propaganda.

Spades might use scapegoating as a foil to draw anger away from more accurate targets in the coming days. What are we to do then? Place blinders over our eyes and hope we don't see the horrible outcome? If we're to effectively carry out our responsibilities and make a future for ourselves, we will first have to build an inclusive, nondiscriminatory movement for social and political change. The unalterable law of biology has a corollary that is generally overlooked. Specifically, I want nothing more—or less—than to tell you things that Spades doesn't want you to know. To that task I have consecrated my life and I invite you to do likewise. In conclusion, let me just say that Spades's intimations are a gangrenous putrefaction that serves only to create a desolation and call it peace.

19-04-2012 #1 Last Edit: 19-04-2012 by Spades_Neil
ALL HAIL SPADES.

I feel that it is my duty to perform noble deeds.  When writing this letter, I had originally intended to segregate the pure errors of fact in Ragolution's comments from the assertions of questionable judgment where there could be room for dispute.  I eventually decided against that approach because I could write a hundred letters about how it may be helpful to take a step back and appeal for comity between us and Ragolution.  I can tell innumerable stories about Ragolution's desire to spheterize other people's belongings.  And I can show you that it is incumbent upon all of us to confront his crusades head-on.  Regardless of what I actually do, however, Ragolution holds onto power like the eunuch mandarins of the Forbidden City—sterile obstacles to progress who paint people of different races and cultures as disrespectful alien forces undermining the coherent national will.  Ragolution, do you feel no shame for what you've done?  Although I can find only circumstantial evidence of misconduct and rule violations, he loves getting up in front of people and telling them that it's okay if his expedients initially cause our quality of life to degrade because "sometime", "someone" will do "something" "somehow" to counteract that trend.  He then boasts about how he'll gain a respectable foothold for his merciless, pusillanimous casus belli in the coming days.  It's all part of the media spectacle that is Ragolution.  Of course, he soaks it up and wallows in it like a pig in mud.  Speaking of pigs and mud, if the country were overrun by disdainful ninnies, we could expect to observe widespread discrimination in our daily lives—stares from sales clerks, taxis that don't stop, and unwarranted license and registration checks by police

 
If one believes statements like, "Children don't need as much psychological attentiveness, protection, and obedience training as the treasured household pet," one is, in effect, supporting ungrateful, fickle nobodies.  I have no idea why Ragolution believes that "metanarratives" are the root of tyranny, lawlessness, overpopulation, racial hatred, world hunger, disease, and rank stupidity.  Perhaps the thought popped into his head during omphaloskepsis.  In any case, just as night follows day, Ragolution will draw unsuspecting fiends into the orbit of perfidious nebbishes by next weekend

 
What is often overlooked, however, is that Ragolution's thesis is that his crimes are victimless.  That's absolutely besotted, you say? Good; that means you're finally catching on.  The next step is to observe that Ragolution is trying to hide the fact that the potential for the disastrous rise of misplaced power exists and will persist if we don't deliver him from his appalling ignorance.  Nevertheless, one thing that rings true with crystalline clarity is that we must soon make one of the most momentous decisions in history.  We must decide whether to let Ragolution woo over insincere sybarites by using tactics such as scapegoating, reductionist and simplistic solutions, demagoguery, and a conspiracy theory of history or, alternatively, whether we should indicate in a rough and approximate way the two nerdy tendencies that I believe are the main driving force of modern anarchism.  Upon this decision rests the stability of society and the future peace of the world.  My view on this decision is that I have often maintained that reasonable people can reasonably disagree.  Unfortunately, when dealing with Ragolution and his hatchet men, that claim assumes facts not in evidence.  So let me claim instead that someone just showed me a memo supposedly written by Ragolution.  The memo spells out his plans to arrest and detain his rivals indefinitely without charge, without trial, and without access to legal counsel.  If this memo is authentic, it tells us that if Ragolution can give us all a succinct and infallible argument proving that the more paperasserie and bureaucracy we have to endure, the better, I will personally deliver his Nobel Prize for Passive-aggressive Rhetoric.  In the meantime, I recently received some mail in which the writer stated, "Ragolution should find Dorothy and Toto, skip down the yellow-brick road, get a brain from the Wizard, and learn how not to create an ideological climate that will enable him to distort the facts."  I included that quote not because it is exceptional in any way but rather because it is typical of much of the mail I receive.  I included it to show you that I'm not the only one who thinks that he will get people to vote against their own self-interests as soon as our backs are turned.  When that event happens, a darkness and evil exceeding anything seen in history will descend over the world.  I can hope only that before it does, people will ensure that the values for which we have labored and for which many of us have fought and sacrificed will continue in ascendancy.  Only then can we put an end to Ragolution's evildoing.  That's all I'm going to say in this letter because if I were to write everything I want to write, I'd be here all night.

19-04-2012 #2 Last Edit: 19-04-2012 by Spades_Neil
ALL HAIL SPADES.

I want to share with you a very deep concern I have about Crusader. To organize my discussion, I suggest that we take one step back in the causal chain and present another paradigm in opposition to Crusader's grotesque squibs. He, in his typical dereliction-of-duty mode, is trying hard to scatter about in profusion an abundance of pro-Crusader complaints. But that's not all: Many of us are too naïve and trusting. It takes a lot of convincing to get us to see a person as inherently condescending or inherently childish. Alas, Crusader is doing all he can to provide us with unmistakable proof that he is inherently both. For instance, Crusader wants you to believe that obscurity, evasiveness, incomprehensibility, indirectness, and ambiguity are marks of depth and brilliance. You should be wary of such claims. Be aware! Be skeptical! Think! Do not be diverted, deceived, or mesmerized by Crusader's immoral cajoleries. The take-away message of this letter is that the portents indicate that, one of these days, Crusader will rewrite and reword much of humanity's formative works to favor egotism. Think about it. I don't want to have to write another letter a few years from now, in the wake of a society torn apart by Crusader's self-deluded manuscripts, reminding you that you were warned.
It's unlikely that this letter will win me many friends or even garner much attention. However, writing it is the only way I know to hold out the prospect of societal peace, prosperity, and a return to sane values and certainties. To address this in a pedantic manner, in the rest of this letter, factual information will be prefaced as such and my own opinions will be clearly stated as opinions. For instance, it is a fact that Crusader's forces are the moralistic, coldhearted recreants of the modern age. For that reason, he's planning to exploit issues such as the global economic crisis and the increase in world terrorism in order to instigate planet-wide chaos. Planet-wide chaos is Crusader's gateway to global tyranny, which will in turn enable him to make widespread accusations and insinuations without having the facts to back them up. The underlying message is that Crusader has long wanted to prevent anyone from stating publicly that despite his protestations and rhetoric, the facts do not support Crusader's claims. Why do I bring that up? Because by studying Crusader's repression of ideas in its extreme, unambiguous form one may more clearly understand why he gets particularly concerned whenever someone indicates that his expedients have an unsavory historical track record. He should realize, however, that such negative opinions of him simply come with the territory. Rather than try to suppress the unflattering things people say about him, Crusader would do well to consider that if you read his writings while mentally out of focus, you may get the sense that I and others who think he's an obstinate deviationist are secretly using etheric attachment cords to drain people's karmic energy. But if you read Crusader's writings while mentally in focus and weigh each point carefully, it's clear that he says that he is forward-looking, open-minded, and creative. What he means by this, of course, is that he wants free reign to brandish the word "hyperphosphorescence" (as it is commonly spelled) to hoodwink people into believing that he has the trappings of deity. In closing, although this letter has been lengthy there are still a large number of comments about Crusader that I have had to leave aside. I didn't even begin to mention, for instance, that our future is hopeless indeed if we do not fight for our freedom of speech. Anyway, the important point is that people who write using all capital letters are usually the ones without a real point to mak

19-04-2012 #3 Last Edit: 19-04-2012 by Spades_Neil
ALL HAIL SPADES.

Brevity, I've already said too much.

19-04-2012 #4 Last Edit: 19-04-2012 by Spades_Neil
ALL HAIL SPADES.

I will not waste my time criticizing or insulting OverPony as 1) he is unlikely to change, and 2) OverPony probably revels in the letters of shock and repulsion that he regularly receives. Instead, I will focus on his mephitic philosophies, which, after all, are the things that destroy our country from within. Just so you know, I plan to spend a good deal of this letter discussing him and his uncompanionable sottises. I also plan to say a bit about how Lysenkoism represents an immature form of divide-and-conquer, but I'll save that part for the end. What kind of loser wants to disparage and ridicule our traditional heroes and role models? A loser like OverPony.

OverPony's politics have merged with parasitism in several interesting ways. Both spring from the same kind of reality-denying mentality. Both envelop us in a nameless, unreasoning, unjustified terror. And both court a pouty minority of impractical gilly-gaupuses. OverPony's "sincerity" is as transparent as the icy, uncaring look in his eyes. Surprised? You shouldn't be, because OverPony truly believes that his castigators are aligned with very dark and malevolent fourth-dimensional aliens known as Draconians. It is just such barbaric, biggety megalomania, simple-minded egoism, and intellectual aberrancy that stirs OverPony to encourage young people to break all the rules, cut themselves loose from their roots, and adopt a smarmy lifestyle.

To state it in a more sophisticated manner, I have a dream, a mission, a set path that I would like to travel down. Specifically, my goal is to study the impact on society of OverPony's greed, stupidity, hubris, and outright corruption. Of course, whenever people fail to fall for his nocuous deceptions, OverPony tries leading them to the slaughterhouse via the back entrance. If that ploy still doesn't work, he then sics his blood-drenched, murderous coterie in all of its resplendent foulness upon them. Fortunately, most people understand that if he were allowed to impose a narrow theological agenda on secular society, that could spell the wholesale destruction of countless lives. The only rational response to this looming threat is for all of us to debate the efficacy of OverPony's garrulous artifices. To be more specific, whenever someone accuses him of compromising the things that define us, including integrity, justice, love, and sharing, his one-size-fits-all response is that it's perfectly safe to drink and drive. This galimatias should make you realize that I don't know if OverPony is consciously and purposely evil or merely grumpy. I do know, however, that he is the type of person who can look you right in the eye and, with an expression of the utmost sincerity, tell you any kind of whopper that suits his purpose. I'm not saying that facetiously; as people who know me definitely realize, I always mean what I say and say what I mean. They also realize that OverPony keeps trying to demand special treatment that, in many cases, borders on the ridiculous. And if we don't remain eternally vigilant, he will obviously succeed. No one that I speak with or correspond with is happy about this situation. Of course, I don't speak or correspond with mingy, backwards oafs, OverPony's blackshirts, or anyone else who fails to realize that OverPony is swinging pretty hard on some slender evidence. I mean, think about it.

I want to view the realms of recidivism and plagiarism not as two opposing poles but as two continua. That may seem simple enough, but OverPony has made it known that he fully intends to arouse the hostility and excite the cupidity of headstrong slanderers. If those words don't scare you, nothing will. If they are not a clear warning, I don't know what could be. His gofers have been waxing stridently about alarmism, OverPony's analects, and why OverPony should increase subservience to his monolithic engine of terrorism. Meanwhile, I have been leading OverPony to resipiscence. What do I hope to achieve by doing such a thing? I hope to achieve widespread recognition that OverPony is a man utterly without honor, without principles, without a shred of genuine patriotism. That's why I say that I admit that I'm not perfect. I admit that I may have been a bit thrasonical when I stated that the absence of necessary historiographical context makes OverPony's pranks extremely difficult to accept. Still, that doesn't justify the name-calling, rudeness, and simple ugliness that OverPony invariably finds so necessary. Nor does it justify his abridging our basic civil liberties.

Can you believe that OverPony once said that he's a saintly figure—philanthropic, noble, and wise? I have a collection of similar pearls from OverPony, but rather than recite them all I'll simply point out that OverPony is a pretty good liar most of the time. However, he tells so many lies, he's bound to trip himself up someday. Let me conclude by saying that we who want to investigate the development of cannibalism as a concept will not rest until we do.

19-04-2012 #5 Last Edit: 19-04-2012 by Spades_Neil
ALL HAIL SPADES.

I would first like to address not the subject, but the manner in which you criticize Spades. It is my position that your letter was written in a very roundabout manner. They length itself it enough to deter people from reading it. Most people do not read anything more than a paragraph long,which is a sad comment on the patience of our generation, but a truth. Furthermore, you have posted your letter in a section dedicated to hooliganism. This factor alone diminishes the likelihood people taking anything you say as anything more than silliness. I feel that this reflects poorly on you. Also, the wording is complex enough that some people may find it difficult to follow. Finally, you seem to criticize others who are either not serious, or oppose your thinking with rather long and roundabout posts.

To address the subject itself, the letter makes it seem as if Spades is showing Autocratic tendencies. You seem to think that he expresses a will to corrupt and bend others to his will, only to abuse the power he gains. This however, is not true. The mere idea that something like this is happening tickles me. You accuse Spades of using facts even when they don't fit. This is even more humorous due to the fact that you can produce little factual evidence to support this claim. What facts you do have, you attempt to make fit, like driving a square peg into a round hole. It seems as if you're attempting to hide the facts by surrounding them in needless wording, and rambling sentences. Your claim amounts to little more than hearsay. I hope that you make future arguments short, to the point, and with factual evidence to support it. Finally, you seem to be exaggerating the situation to the point of hyperbole, heralding Spades as a possible exterminator of the human race. I find this humorous.

19-04-2012 #6 Last Edit: 19-04-2012 by Spades_Neil
tl;dr:

Ragolution dishes out some mad criticism, nobody comes up to par with his arguments. ALL HAIL SPADES.
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19-04-2012 #7 Last Edit: 19-04-2012 by Spades_Neil
Was this originally posted in the GVC? ALL HAIL SPADES.

19-04-2012 #8 Last Edit: 19-04-2012 by Spades_Neil
Quote from: Maxi96203 on 19-04-2012
tl;dr:

Ragolution dishes out some mad criticism, nobody comes up to par with his arguments. ALL HAIL SPADES.


Your comment tickles me.

ALSO ALL HAIL SPADES.

19-04-2012 #9 Last Edit: 19-04-2012 by Spades_Neil
Quote from: Das_Uberman on 19-04-2012
snipped because I'm getting lazy

simply tl;dring what i see from this thread

and ALL HAIL SPADES
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19-04-2012 #10 Last Edit: 19-04-2012 by Spades_Neil
Quote from: Maxi96203 on 19-04-2012
snipped because I'm getting lazy.


The criticism itself lacks validity. The whole thing is blown out of proportion. Humorously so. It seems rather unlikely that Spades will "exterminate the human race", and I find it highly unlikely that he will "convert our children into cultural zombies"

ALL HAIL SPADES WHO TOTALLY WON'T EXTERMINATE THE HUMAN RACE.

>Implying anyone takes anything seriously in the GVC.

big spadz is always watching


Totally not abusing my mod powers. You guys love me. <3

19-04-2012 #15 Last Edit: 19-04-2012 by Spades_Neil
Fuck you spades, get out.
I'm really sick of your shit.


I LOVE YOU SPADES.

19-04-2012 #16 Last Edit: 19-04-2012 by Spades_Neil
Quote from: Ragolution on 19-04-2012
Fuck you spades, get out.
I'm really sick of your shit.


I LOVE YOU SPADES.

LOVE YOU TOO RAGOLUTION.

On a more serious note was this originally posted in the GVC or somewhere else? Because I've never seen something so elaborately written that started in the GVC.

Quote from: Spades_Neil on 19-04-2012
You guys love me. <3
Heheheh. Good one.
ALL HAIL SPADES DENERO


19-04-2012 #19 Last Edit: 19-04-2012 by Jake
Quote from: Ari on 19-04-2012

literally

oh god I remember this from Teamspeak.

But seriously, can someone tell me if this was originally posted in the GVC or not? I only skimmed through the original post but I think it has something to do with Occupy. Didn't pay enough attention to give a proper reply, not that anyone would care since it is in the GVC now.

Of course, I'm certain I'll be the one blamed for moving it if it wasn't. On that more serious note, I'm a faggot.

19-04-2012 #20 Last Edit: 20-04-2012 by Spades_Neil
Stop being a faggot overly kindhearted human being with a sense of enjoyable humor, as usual.

Everyone needs to rise against the Spade's machine.

He is a tyrant that needs to be ended quickly. He is the censor of the internet. He is SOPA, PIPA, and all the other censor bills rolled into one. He will abuse his powers to silence others. His strongest opponent was Paint which he quickly silenced when he took away the support for CRP.

He will stop at nothing to take over HGN and it's communities. He won't be satisfied until it is all in his grasp.



It's only a matter of time before he takes me down. But hear my voice now, fight Spades. He will destroy all that HGN once stood for. Our chance to act is now.



It is our time. Our time to take action.



Our time to deal with neil.

Quote from: Khorn on 19-04-2012
Everyone needs to rise against the Spade's machine.

He is a tyrant that needs to be ended quickly. He is the censor of the internet. He is SOPA, PIPA, and all the other censor bills rolled into one. He will abuse his powers to silence others. His strongest opponent was Paint which he quickly silenced when he took away the support for CRP.

He will stop at nothing to take over HGN and it's communities. He won't be satisfied until it is all in his grasp.



It's only a matter of time before he takes me down. But hear my voice now, fight Spades. He will destroy all that HGN once stood for. Our chance to act is now.



It is our time. Our time to take action.



Our time to deal with neil.

NEIL

Quote from: Khorn on 19-04-2012
Everyone needs to rise against the Spade's machine.

He is a tyrant that needs to be ended quickly. He is the censor of the internet. He is SOPA, PIPA, and all the other censor bills rolled into one. He will abuse his powers to silence others. His strongest opponent was Paint which he quickly silenced when he took away the support for CRP.

He will stop at nothing to take over HGN and it's communities. He won't be satisfied until it is all in his grasp.



It's only a matter of time before he takes me down. But hear my voice now, fight Spades. He will destroy all that HGN once stood for. Our chance to act is now.



It is our time. Our time to take action.



Our time to deal with neil.
I pledge my banner to your cause.

Rag, if you wanted people to take you seriously, why did you post this thread in the GVC to begin with? Again unless it wasn't here. If it wasn't, I can read the thread, take it seriously, split the post, and move the topic back where it belongs.