A Christmas Tale by a huge faggot

Started by Ping-Pong, 15-07-2010

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Ping-Pong

To be completely honest, I am drinking right now, I'm only 14 and I already feel like my fucking dad.

Thursday, July 15, 2010
6:53 PM - a huge faggot: It was Christmas Eve. Mr. Cuddles sat flirtaciously upside down, sipping salty eggnog.

He looked at the sweaty baseball bat hanging on the Christmas Tree and sighed. Last year, Ping Pong had hung it there, just before they looked at each other sloppily and then fell into each other's arms and tickled each other's foreskin.

If only I hadn't been so deep, Mr. Cuddles thought, pouring a fat amount of rum into his eggnog. Then Ping Pong might not have got so erect and left me all alone at Christmas time. He wiped away a sticky tear and held his rectum in his hand.

Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and then a wet voice lifted sweatily up in song.


    I'm dreaming of a limp Christmas

    Just like a rainbow that casts a happy glow o'er all the land



Mr. Cuddles ran to the door. It was Ping Pong, looking bumpy all over with snow.

"I missed you aggresively," Ping Pong said. "And I wanted to tickle your foreskin again."

Mr. Cuddles hugged Ping Pong and started to sob.

"I think you're drunk," Ping Pong said.

"I think so too," Mr. Cuddles said and they tickled each other's foreskin until they knocked the Christmas tree over.

On Christmas Day, they ate roasted horse penis and lived seductively until Mr. Cuddles got drunk again.
SRP Characters-
Andrick Nesterov - Outsider (No Trace, assumed dead)
Typhoon - Loner (No Trace, assumed dead)
Tolga Ostrovsky - Loner (With his brother)
Marko Drubich - Ecologist Elite (Whereabouts Unknown)

Mangoman


Ping-Pong

Please remember I -DID NOT- write this.
SRP Characters-
Andrick Nesterov - Outsider (No Trace, assumed dead)
Typhoon - Loner (No Trace, assumed dead)
Tolga Ostrovsky - Loner (With his brother)
Marko Drubich - Ecologist Elite (Whereabouts Unknown)

coolman

Im officially sponsoring this post.
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Bl★ck Star



Killabreu

Just came over here to bump the thread. Make sure all sees the faggotry and whatnot.

SRP Characters:
Callsign "Faust" - Loner.
Callsign "Eastwood" - American trader.
Roger McMillan - Ex-RIRA. Ex-DUTY. Mercenary.

Tom

Quote from: TheAndyShandy on 05-12-2013
Oh boy.
Strap yourselves in, it's time for the great 'obligatory' SRP resurrection of 2013/14/15/16/22

jaik

Blake.H: And im also working on whipping him into shape
Blake.H: He's nice
Blake.H: He doesn't moan
Blake.H: The sheer obedience is enough to fuel my erection anyway

RG4ORDR

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Sharrock

Ping pong should read to kids....
|HGN-STSA| Doomburger: Kay, bend over under that guillotine.
|HGN-STSA| Doomburger: ...
|HGN-STSA| Doomburger: Wait.
Sharrock: Homo
|HGN-STSA| Doomburger: Fuck.

Tom: Look at the roster
Doomburger: "110th Regiment Blood Company Reaper Squad Roster
Started by Doomburger"
Doomburger: get my name off
Doomburger: I beg you
Doomburger: I may have done some ridiculous things, but come on

Zen

Why does Mr. Cuddles remind me of Citizen Dog.

Ping-Pong

Quote from: Sharrock on 09-08-2010
Ping pong should read to kids....

I do, actually.
SRP Characters-
Andrick Nesterov - Outsider (No Trace, assumed dead)
Typhoon - Loner (No Trace, assumed dead)
Tolga Ostrovsky - Loner (With his brother)
Marko Drubich - Ecologist Elite (Whereabouts Unknown)

lolKieck

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Mikhail

im not even going to read the first post because its going to be full of dicks.

lolKieck

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Ping-Pong

SRP Characters-
Andrick Nesterov - Outsider (No Trace, assumed dead)
Typhoon - Loner (No Trace, assumed dead)
Tolga Ostrovsky - Loner (With his brother)
Marko Drubich - Ecologist Elite (Whereabouts Unknown)

Mikhail