'special character'

[GeneralGold]

[OOC Info]
OOC Name: GeneralGold
Steam ID: GeneralGold
Which you are applying for: The one that I can sell my body on
Why do you want this char?: To make rubles using my huge boobies and be beautiful and have sex with men and act like i'm some hardass stalker cause i has that cool grey suit that church wears
By applying you accept the responsibilites of having this char, and know that by having this char may be removed if you were abused: Buttsex time?
Proof of Admin support: I'm an admin


[IC Info]
Character Name: Julia Mcstankeyhoe
Age: 16
Sex: yay :D
Backstory: Julia Mcstankeyhoe was born somewhere near the blowy up place and when she hit the age of 8 she began to grow breasts even though she was still young, she fondled with them happily until she became the happy age of 10.


shit went down and a power plant blew up and she live in a zone and is a hardass now. she bench presses 500 cus she has to keep fit for her body cause she found out everyone who live in zone is a badass stud that can beat tha shit out of a tentacle monster with a crowbar. now she was 16 and she has cool stuff and rubles. since she thot she was llike 20 she began to sell her body to people at freedom bar, cus thats what they do. ppl liked her alot and she almost get killed and she has really cool romantic story but she makes alot o money off of her job as being cool and getting money from 30 year old virgins who r desperate.


now it is the current time and Julia Mcstankeyhoe is raggidy and she must find another way to make money, she began to investigate DUTYs kitchen. her adventur stars here.


why does it want in the zone: cus all her frends are going and she found out everyone there has giant penis and they all buff and stuff. oh and this wasn't funny so i cant believe u just read all of that D: i mean, i put no thought into this.

[Ping-Pong]

Plunger: The genepool would be better of with you dead.

[Kassendraw]

This is really offensive to be honest, meh, I'm the only girl in HGN (Besides a few others) so I guess my opinion isn't mutual with everyone elses...

[Shadow207]

This is really offensive to be honest, meh, I'm the only girl in HGN (Besides a few others) so I guess my opinion isn't mutual with everyone elses...

How would it be offensive? Did it say KASSENDRAW as the name? Cmon, dont go to GVC Without expecting things being full of flame and offensiveness.

[Steven :D]

I still think this thread is pointless.

[Spades_Neil]

I still think this thread is pointless.

[Bl★ck Star]

I still think this thread is pointless.

[Oddoman!]

Epic :D

[N3gativezero]

Congratulations, you summed up every female character on SRP, past, present and future.

[Bl★ck Star]

Congratulations, you summed up every female character on SRP, past, present and future.

Nope, My female Sodier Sarah Hensfiedl was a kick ass Battle Medic. If a guy would approach her and ask for a date or sex, she would have shot him.

[Caso]

This is really offensive to be honest, meh, I'm the only girl in HGN (Besides a few others) so I guess my opinion isn't mutual with everyone elses...

Hey Hey Hey..... Your not the only girl here on HGN. I'm a girl as well, and if you think thats offensive? THIS. IS. Gay Vampire Castle. *kicks someone down a hole*

And Sorry GeneralGold, this story will never beat what Tom's app. And I quote "It was at this time he met a gang of petty thugs called "The Shlongs". Up in till the point that point the "Shlongs" had only. Existed in Name, The schlongs were comprised of 7 whiggas."  Best app evar.

[N3gativezero]

Congratulations, you summed up every female character on SRP, past, present and future.

Nope, My female Sodier Sarah Hensfiedl was a kick ass Battle Medic. If a guy would approach her and ask for a date or sex, she would have shot him.

And here we observe the "lesbius psychopathius" in its natural habitat...

[Bl★ck Star]

Congratulations, you summed up every female character on SRP, past, present and future.

Nope, My female Sodier Sarah Hensfiedl was a kick ass Battle Medic. If a guy would approach her and ask for a date or sex, she would have shot him.

And here we observe the "lesbius psychopathius" in its natural habitat...

No, but I don't want to cyber with some random fag on SRP.

[N3gativezero]

Congratulations, you summed up every female character on SRP, past, present and future.

Nope, My female Sodier Sarah Hensfiedl was a kick ass Battle Medic. If a guy would approach her and ask for a date or sex, she would have shot him.

And here we observe the "lesbius psychopathius" in its natural habitat...

No, but I don't want to cyber with some random fag on SRP.

Precicely! Unlike many species of female characters, the Lesbius Psychopathius refuses cybering, making it much less prone to STDs (sexualy transmited drama), however, its behavior is along the lines of someone you may find in a strait jacket. Due to its burning hatred for men and love of killing shit, natural selection has made these one of the most common species of female Stalkers.

[andrewhatesyou]

IM A GIRL TOO AND I TAKE OFFENSE. REMOVE THIS THREAD IMMEDIATELY!

[Zithra]

This is really offensive to be honest, meh, I'm the only girl in HGN (Besides a few others) so I guess my opinion isn't mutual with everyone elses...

I'm a girl plz show respect and give me attention thx

[Caso]

Like OMG guyzz! I am like totally offended by like this thread! I mean me and my BFF like saw this and now we will gonna filez a complant to thiz place. We demand rezpect! kthxbai

[Spades_Neil]

There are now two actual women in this thread.

Zithra, you have a dick. You don't count.

[lolKieck]

I was castrated, where do I belong ?

[Bl★ck Star]

What about me ?

[Tom]

C-C-C-Combo Breaker

[Knife_cz]

C-C-C-Combo Breaker

C-C-C-Combo Breaker

C-C-C-Combo Breaker

[GeneralGold]

Mfw typing get back in the kitchen

[Cutch]

This is really offensive to be honest, meh, I'm the only girl in HGN (Besides a few others) so I guess my opinion isn't mutual with everyone elses...

That might be true if you were a girl.

[Bl★ck Star]

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