Official Melee Weapon Roleplay Guide

Started by jaik, 16-09-2013

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jaik

One of the most common mistake made in roleplaying server, where a player thinks his character is a spetsnaz ninja assassin(homosexuality gives bonus points if female).
Melee weapons are quite important(and efficient) in Metro by the way

Too close - dont underestimate the knife
Blake.H: And im also working on whipping him into shape
Blake.H: He's nice
Blake.H: He doesn't moan
Blake.H: The sheer obedience is enough to fuel my erection anyway

Steven :D



Tom

Is there bonus points if my family got murdered by bandits too?
Quote from: TheAndyShandy on 05-12-2013
Oh boy.
Strap yourselves in, it's time for the great 'obligatory' SRP resurrection of 2013/14/15/16/22

jaik

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Quote from: Tom on 18-09-2013
Is there bonus points if my family got murdered by bandits too?

only if you decide to join the rangers, because you found out that your dick had grown in size when changing your shorts and finding a sign 'Next Stop The Metro' when exploring the wilderness.
Blake.H: And im also working on whipping him into shape
Blake.H: He's nice
Blake.H: He doesn't moan
Blake.H: The sheer obedience is enough to fuel my erection anyway

Blake.H

Very good... Now you know how to attack- BUT NOW YOU MUST LEARN TO DEFEND!

Monty Python - Self-Defense Against Fruit

ref_DevCon.smd: david star is the only heir of the ecologist throne
ref_DevCon.smd: house of blake
"Any of you fucking pricks move, and I'll execute every motherfucking last one of ya!"

jaik

Quote from: Blake.H on 19-09-2013
Very good... Now you know how to attack- BUT NOW YOU MUST LEARN TO DEFEND!

Monty Python - Self-Defense Against Fruit

ironically he reminds me of you blake
Blake.H: And im also working on whipping him into shape
Blake.H: He's nice
Blake.H: He doesn't moan
Blake.H: The sheer obedience is enough to fuel my erection anyway