The Great Mystery

[Cutch]

So what do you all think Russian-americans sound like? Truth is they talk with a very stern, almost monotonous voice. Everyone in the Zone talks with a very thick, stereotypical accent. Everyone except for...

The Monolith

Who talk in a very stern, almost montonous voice. So logically, the Monolith must be...

Russian-Americans.

The Great Mystery has been solved!

[Frostee]

Indeed it has.

[Ravanger]

Magic?

[meetdadoom]

I take credit into solving this!

[Knife_cz]

Wait what

[Yorty]

So I'm Monolith? Eurgh.

[Khorn]

So when a stalker get inducted they become a Russian-American?

[GeneralGold]

So FPSrussia is in the Monolith, it all makes sence!

[Maxi96203]

So FPSrussia is in the Monolith, it all makes sence!

FPSRussia isn't Russian. It started out as a joke that a person that commentates of his Call of Duty games did. He admitted himself that he isn't actually Russian.

[GeneralGold]

So FPSrussia is in the Monolith, it all makes sence!

FPSRussia isn't Russian. It started out as a joke that a person that commentates of his Call of Duty games did. He admitted himself that he isn't actually Russian.

Don't you dare speak those words, spiderman.

[meetdadoom]

So when a stalker get inducted they become a Russian-American?

They brainwash people with videos of american culture and then the monolith hands out green cards after the brainwashing.

[Caso]

They brainwash people with videos of american culture and then the monolith hands out green cards after the brainwashing.

So the truth has been finally revealed! I knew it! The news needs to be brought to the other Stalkers before it's too late!