Re: |Freedom| Network

[emperor bobby]

Subject: Wolves
Author: Boris
Message: My Suggestions, We Arrange another meeting with mr Shit-for-brains. And then we take him captive, And force the wolf company mercs to do whatever we want, OR. Play this Little worm's game, Untill He's Moved his focus to another faction, and then kick him when he's occupied. or, Employ His Services to Harass Duty, and then turn on him when he demands pay.

[Turkey]

Subject: Wolves
Author: Ray
Message: Haha! Your talking about mercenary's! Their all un-trustworthy. I don't know why your just now realizing this.. hahah

[Tom]

Author: Joel Reibel
Subject: Really?
Message: Why the FUCK are we letting mercs get our panties in a bunch eh? Why arn't WE kicking duties ass instead of mercs? Why arn't WE kicking anyones ass, we just sit around all day and piss in the wind and piss eachother off.

[Goose]

Subject:Re:Really
Author:Goose Chesnikov
Message: Enough said Joel, Also Just blow the fuckers to hell if they come bye again, Or if you happen to see them eating a peice of bread, Give them their daily amount of Iron/Lead what ever bullets are made out of now, The point being, -Kill Them All-.

[OBrian]

Subject: Re: Re: Really
Author: Archibald 'Joker' Jung
Message: I'd have to agree, I suggest we get a squad and find these merc's and put them to rest permanently for fucking with us. I think that'd send just the right kind of message to Duty.

[Tom]

Subject: Re: Really?
Author: Joel
Message: What? Thats not what I meant at all. . . I was thinking more along the lines of "They are not a threat we should get our asses in gear and kick Duties and Militaries ass ourselves and Watch the mercs to see if they make any moves." You guys have the COMPLETLY wrong idea, I have yet to see us engage duty or Military at all, and we are worried about some small time mercs. . . Seriously who the FUCK see's them as a threat I mean really? Me and seth kicked there ass with no problem, It was some of the easiest kills i've ever racked up. SO in conclusion we should Not fuck with them since they are not worth the time or money costs in ammo, we should worry about Duty and Military instead.

Equation for freedom is

Kick Duties ass + Kick Militaries ass + Weed = Freedom

[emperor bobby]

Subject: Re: Really?
Author: Boris
Message: you forgot the Square root of Booze, Joel.

[Turkey]

Subject:Re:Re:Really?
Author: Ray
Message: I like what you did there... But we need something else in this Equation.. Oh yea... titty's!!

[N3gativezero]

Subject: Re:Re:Re:Really?
Author:Nikolai
Message: I think I've found the formula for Freedom, bear with me, it's a long one....

Kicking Duty Ass + Kicking Military Ass x Weed ÷ Tits² x Vodka³ = Freedom

[Mrtasker]

Subject: Really?
Author: Seth Gecko
Message: Glebs got us coverd on the tits side, his are massive.

// Like that you guys are using the network again, keep it up.

[emperor bobby]

Subject: Really?
Author: Boris
Message: I Think... I think i just puked in my mouth a little...

[Tom]

Subject:Re: Really
Author: Joel
Message: Who the hell is Gelb? Some man with massive Moobs? And if he's fat could he be used for tourture for. . . I don't know, Maybe him doing the Truffle shuffle Naked, or Him dancing Naked in front of the prisoner or even pileing on top of the prisoner, the possibilities are endless!

[OBrian]

Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Really
Author: Archibald 'Joker' Jung
Message: Joel you're one fucked up bastard. Buttttt that could work.

[Tom]

Subject:Re: Really
Author: Joel
Message: What? Its like Abu'Grab up in this bitch! On a serious note we shouldn't tourture prisoners all too much.

[emperor bobby]

Subject:Re: Really
Author: Boris
Message: What? no torture?! Guys. you have a Former member of the Commitee for state security RIGHT HERE! For God's sake all we ever did was beat up farmers, and Torture. Don't let a resource like ole' boris go to waste!

[N3gativezero]

Subject: Really?
Author: Nikolai
Message: Sadly, Boris, the KGB has been dead for 20 years. And Freedom is not the KGB.

[Tom]

Subject: <No Subject>
Author: Joel
Message: SHE BANGS SHE BANGS OH BABY WHEN SHE MOVES SHE MOVES I GO CRAZY CAUSE SHE LOOKS LIKE A FLOWER AND STINGS LIKE A BEE LIKE EVERY GIRL IN HISTORY

*The rest of the message appears to be random letters and numbers like someone practically punched the shit out of there keyboard as they typed this message*

[N3gativezero]

Subject: What?
Author: Nikolai
Message: Who is "she", and whats this about her banging?

[bto]

Subject: <No Subject>
Author: Erin
Message: You all are fucking Retards. Especially you Joel

[Tom]

Subject: <No Subject>
Author: Joel
Message: EVERY SINGLE MOTHER FUCKING HOLIDAY A DICK IN A BOX!

[Turkey]

Subject: Re:What?
Author: Ray
Message: More like, Who is "she", And why I am not the one banging?

[N3gativezero]

Subject: What?
Author Nikolai
Message: I don't know, but I saw the words "she" and "bang" in the same sentence, which immediately grabed my attention.

[Mrtasker]

Subject: What?
Author: Seth Gecko
Message: It was Goose. I've got pictures, which I burned so you're going to have to take my word for it.

[Goose]

Subject:What?
Author:Goose Chesnikov
Message: God damnit Gecko! I thought we agreed to never talk about that ever again! I hate you....

[Mrtasker]

Subject:What?
Author: Seth Gecko
Message: I never loved you anyway.