An Open Letter to my Neighbor

[Silver Knight]

Dear Neighbor,

I know you live alone and you do this for safety reasons. But I seriously must ask: Is having a 2000 watt light bulb in your motion light really necessary? Do you realize that my bedroom is so brightly lit that I can read perfectly without having to turn on a light? Do you realize how hard it is to sleep? Do you realize your light is so bright barges going down the Tennessee river can see in the darkness? Did you know that a leaf blowing by turns the light on? Do you also not realize that that light did not stop someone from breaking into a car in my driveway? Your fortunate I can't walk right now because your light bulb would mysteriously disappear.

Sincerely,

Your pissed off neighbor

Ahhh, got that off my chest

lol........

[sniperhunter]

What the ??

[Bagelz]

Lol epic. Silver is takin action against the brits.

[Silver Knight]

It's a quote.... you fool.

[Zakhar]

I hope the neighbor listened lol..