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Green ORKZ!

Started by Nikolaz72, 23-01-2009

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GREEN IS BEST! Orkz orkz orkz orkz orkz orkz orkz... Comeon ya gitz we need to do a proper waargh here an' we cant do that while sitting around while dose blackgitz goin' roun' stealin our humies can we? WE must fight! With our huntiboyz and gitsnotz if we dont! We will loss all da humies and there will be no proper waargh! We are da strongest we are da maniest and da cleverst wi must gather tha gitclans tell dose warchefs that weare all bosses! we will gather a proper cuncil 'round a table and a proper cave WARRGHH!!!

Comeon people we need common stupid orkz for this rp. Orkz who are not special in any other way than that they are orkz.


ORCHUNT?

It was night. Cedric had just put himself to bed when somebody knocked on the door. He light
a candle and took it down to answer the door. It was The man in green and that hooded man
with the hood. Greeting's Cedric -Said the Man in Green-. What do you want -Answered Cedric-
Well--- *Later behind a rock looking at an orc by a campfire outside a cave*. So why is it i
needed to go with you again? -Asked Cedric-. Well that is obviusly becaouse we dont feel safe
against orc's on ourselves. -Said the Hooded man-. But i ment what was the mission?. Well you
will see, By the way could i lend your hat?.

Grebonk looked at his dinner a big rat he had catched this morning. He looked around like somebody
would steal his selfmade food he looked to a rock and saw something red and pointy sitting on
it, He wondered what this was. He went to pick it up, It was a hat. He looked over the rock
and would have noticed that there was an arrow sitting between his eye's. That is if he were
alive which he were not.

Cedric had some emotions swirling across his face he didnt really know if he should be
happy disgusted or scared. He choosed a little of all. The Man in Green took the dead orc's
cooked rat which had not even have a bite yet. The man with the hood stood up and
said. Well that's it let's go loot the chest's in front of the cave and get out of here.
Why did you even kill him in the first place, As you could see he were just about to enjoy
his ehh -Cedric looked at the rat- Food. Well we got this task from the barkeep to go and
look for an orc cave and see if they are civilized creature's. That you can talk with.
*Answered the man in green* But.. You didnt even tal--. Well that must be becaouse he
charged us feircely with his great weapon. -Said the man with the hood-. But he di. -Cedric
was about to speak but got interrupted as they heard footstep's from inside the cave the man
in the hood threw a bag to Cedric with the note *YOURPART* and then ran off with a chest.
First off Cedric would have liked to talk to the Orcs to exscuse the people's behavior.
But that stuff with an arrow in it that lay on the ground would certently not improve his
reputation with them so he ran behind the rock and further down to the road back to his
estate to sleep.

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RANK LIST!

Ork Boss = 1 = ?
Ork Chieftain = 2 = ?
Ork Advisorshaman = 4 = ?
Ork Gitsnot (Usual Waargh Warrior can have a crossbow that has an arrowhead made of yellow ork slime) = Unlimited!
Ork Huntiboyz ( Ork with a bow! ) = 6 = ?
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Dis' Be all da Gitz!

WarrghBoss

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Cheiftan



___________

Advisorshaman




___________

Snotgitz





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Huntiboyz






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Dis' be how weeze lookz on other Clans!

Order of Merlin : Semi - Hostile (Faction Relation May Change)
Order of Daern : Semi - Hostile ( Faction Relation May Change)
Inquisitors    : Semi - Hostile ( Faction Relation cannot change)
Druids       : Semi - Hostile ( Faction Relation Can Change)
Black Gitz     : HOSTILE    ( Faction Relation High Chance of Changing)
Priesthood    : HOSTILE    ( Not Changeable)

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APPLICATION

What's your name you lousy git?
I want to know your steam ID beforz me let you join!:
while you are at it gif your steamid too before i feed you to the boars!:
Who iz da best?: (GREENYS DAH BEST!)
Who iz our enemiez?:
I dont know you who are ya GIT! ANSWERME!!!!: Gitsnot Huntiboyz or Advisorshaman?
Howz we supposed to make proper WAARGGH!?:
Why wezze needin' da humies for Waargh?:
You greeny right?:
WHyze i choose you?:
Use useing wepon's or snootz?:
Whos dah boss?:
Orkz be strongest rightz git?:
Whooze youz doin' if youz seen shiny stone circle?:
What you do if you see a Black git!:
What you do if you see a Humie!:
What you do if you see a Pointyhatz? (Order of Merlin Member):
What you do if you see a Shiny Stone Man? (Order of Dearn Member):
GITZ STARTZ APPLICATING IM WRITIN A BACKSTOREH WITH BETTER THAN AN AVERAGE ORKZ GRAMMAR SO OI CAN GET THIS TO FACTIONS THREAD WAARGH!
Text Cyric the Archmage.

Quote from: Nikolaz72 GREEN IS BEST! Orkz orkz orkz orkz orkz orkz orkz... Comeon ya gitz we need to do a proper waargh here an' we cant do that while sitting around while dose blackgitz goin' roun' stealin our humies can we? WE must fight! With our huntiboyz and gitsnotz if we dont! We will loss all da humies and there will be no proper waargh! We are da strongest we are da maniest and da cleverst wi must gather tha gitclans tell dose warchefs that weare all bosses! we will gather a proper cuncil 'round a table and a proper cave WARRGHH!!!

Comeon people we need common stupid orkz for this rp. Orkz who are not special in any other way than that they are orkz.


Lol, can't wait.
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Oh i have to tell i cant lead this clan. But maybe if you ask very nicely i can help write some backstoreh together but i do still have my Academy to Update <_<
Text Cyric the Archmage.

I HAVE A ORC CLAN YOU GIT D:


And Vityaz from Fyren. And Fyren from Silver. And really, it goes on. It's like a giant homo sex train

-Rohok Teyar

WAAAARRGHHH!!!

Prepare for a long and orky WAARGH! Carnage*Sounds of an orkhorde moving in next door can be heard*
Text Cyric the Archmage.

Quote from: Nikolaz72 GREEN IS BEST! Orkz orkz orkz orkz orkz orkz orkz... Comeon ya gitz we need to do a proper waargh here an' we cant do that while sitting around while dose blackgitz goin' roun' stealin our humies can we? WE must fight! With our huntiboyz and gitsnotz if we dont! We will loss all da humies and there will be no proper waargh! We are da strongest we are da maniest and da cleverst wi must gather tha gitclans tell dose warchefs that weare all bosses! we will gather a proper cuncil 'round a table and a proper cave WARRGHH!!!

Comeon people we need common stupid orkz for this rp. Orkz who are not special in any other way than that they are orkz.
____________________________________________________________________________________________________ 
RANK LIST!

Ork Boss = 1 = ?
Ork Chieftain = 2 = ?
Ork Advisorshaman = 4 = ?
Ork Gitsnot (Usual Waargh Warrior can have a crossbow that has an arrowhead made of yellow ork slime) = Unlimited!
Ork Huntiboyz ( Ork with a bow! ) = 6 = ?
________________________________________________________________________________________________

Dis' Be all da Gitz!

WarrghBoss

___________

Cheiftan



___________

Advisorshaman




___________

Snotgitz





____________

Huntiboyz






____________
Dis' be how weeze lookz on other Clans!

Order of Merlin : Semi - Hostile (Faction Relation May Change)
Order of Daern : Semi - Hostile ( Faction Relation May Change)
Inquisitors        : Semi - Hostile ( Faction Relation cannot change)
Druids              : Semi - Hostile ( Faction Relation Can Change)
Black Gitz          : HOSTILE        ( Faction Relation High Chance of Changing)
Priesthood        : HOSTILE        ( Not Changeable)

__________________________________________________________________________________________
APPLICATION

What's your name you lousy git?
I want to know your steam ID beforz me let you join!:
while you are at it gif your steamid too before i feed you to the boars!:
Who iz da best?: (GREENYS DAH BEST!)
Who iz our enemiez?:
I dont know you who are ya GIT! ANSWERME!!!!: Gitsnot Huntiboyz or Advisorshaman?
Howz we supposed to make proper WAARGGH!?:
Why wezze needin' da humies for Waargh?:
You greeny right?:
WHyze i choose you?:
Use useing wepon's or snootz?:
Whos dah boss?:
Orkz be strongest rightz git?:
Whooze youz doin' if youz seen shiny stone circle?:
What you do if you see a Black git!:
What you do if you see a Humie!:
What you do if you see a Pointyhatz? (Order of Merlin Member):
What you do if you see a Shiny Stone Man? (Order of Dearn Member):
GITZ STARTZ APPLICATING IM WRITIN A BACKSTOREH WITH BETTER THAN AN AVERAGE ORKZ GRAMMAR SO OI CAN GET THIS TO FACTIONS THREAD WAARGH!

*cough*Warhammerripofff*cough*Gwwill killyou*Cough*

Not if ma Git'z get you first!

Seriusly warhammer orcs are the ones i know as the only orkz
I cant invent new ones for just this rp. AND BTW SOMEBODY WANNABE LEADERZ?! WAARGHBOSS IS STILL NEEDED
Text Cyric the Archmage.

Da Black orcs iz da best!
'An a real Ork sez WAAAGH not Waargh

What no snotlings and gretchin with their squigs?

We're already on the faction board...