Military OOC Rambling and Announcments

[Turkey]

Actually gents, I shall be taking control >:3

Also, im coming back to military. Set out the china dishes.

My asshole is about to get 3 inches wider. dont ask

[Doomburger]

Stay on topic or I'll ensure you die a horrible death. I'm still checking the forums, numbnuts.

[andrewhatesyou]

// Won't be on for a while since my laptops power input broke so I need a repair.

[irondeity]

// Work picked up heavy and Ive had zero free time to myself. Ill be around when I can

[irondeity]

Ill be having a bit of free time for once and thus, using it by being on the server. Most people still have vacation/break from school and work. And so I expect to see activity and I expect to see proper conduct in my ranks when I get on. Or else.

This has been a private, Military announcement.

[Doomburger]

I'm taking a little break. Again. Perfect time for Deity to pop up. I'm sure everything will be in perfect order when I'm back.

[irondeity]

This was posted in the faction SF group but Im putting it here as well for good measure.

Alright you bunch of window lickers, if your on the Military roster, you have next Saterday AND Sunday to have your asses on for an ass chewing. I was trusted in the past to show this faction how to operate and behave like a real military, and it worked for a time. However, because of my time away for real life On-Call work hours, that 'good' behaviour seems to have slipped back into the fucking sewers. Well Im back, and that means play-time on my fucking roster is OVER. Im dusting off my 3-strike policy and my Faction blackbook. Piss me off. Disobey orders. Screw around. Dont act serious. I dare you, because i have demonstrated that I can and will Fuck. You. Up. You will ALL report In-Character at some point or another and when your in my military, wearing my flags, with my equipment, your going to follow my rules to the letter and your going to like it, or you can get the hell out of my faction. When an order is given by an officer it will be responded with 'Yes Sir!' If its an NCO you will say 'Yes, Sergeant/Sergeant Major/ Ect Ect'. And as for officers overriding officers, you will ask why an order was given and you will do so ICly. Im taking direct and outright action over this asylum of what seems to be misforgotten children. Welcome to Deitys' House, where my word is law.

[Predu]

I won't be on SRP around the following days:
05/01/11 - 09/01/11
(Sunday is not confirmed however. We will just see it then.)

[irondeity]

Minions, where have you gone?

[Predu]

Well one problem currently is that most of the people play on Crussaria, seeing that the server is empty, noone hesitates to even join it. I have been on at moments, even alone. Sometimes a military or two pop up.

[irondeity]

Doom has tasked me too take care of the Faction business while he takes a break from SRP. Please direct any questions, comments, or concerns to myself until further notice. I -am not- the Faction Leader nor do I have control of its flag. I simply expect all the rules too be followed as usual. Including the Command Structure. Lt. Col Shepard (Headcrabs) is your acting In-Game Garrison Commander until Doom returns to the server.

[Recreas]

I won't be here this weekend for some private reasons.

[Rebel6609]

Well its come to my attention that since we haven't amassed in such large numbers in a long time, stalkers got the idea that they can attack us all willy nilly. Im going to go on later today and kick some ass. I want a lot of you to get on aswell. I'll be messaging you in SF to get on, and for those who aren't on my sf....Get on anyways.

[irondeity]

Rebel is alive and well. Now that I am aware of this, Headcrabs and Rebel will be your IC Garrison commanders, and we will listen to them without giving any back talk.

[Recreas]

My computer broke its own hardrive yesterday so windows won't even start anymore. Meaning I won't be on for a while, I might be able to check the forums now and then from my secondary computer but more I can't do because this one is really shit.

Might take a week or so to get it fixed so see ya untill then.

[irondeity]

Men, women, children. Familiarize yourselves with the official replacement to Hell's March as our theme. Rebel fapped to it so I took that as his approval after a long listing back and forth between us to find a good theme.

Official Replacement: Helghan Forever.

Link: Killzone 2 Score - "Helghan Forever"

[Turkey]

Men, women, children. Familiarize yourselves with the official replacement to Hell's March as our theme. Rebel fapped to it so I took that as his approval after a long listing back and forth between us to find a good theme.

Official Replacement: Helghan Forever.

Link: Killzone 2 Score - "Helghan Forever"

I really think it should be this. Sorry for posting here without being in the military. ;\

Link: National Anthem of Ukraine

[irondeity]

Well Turk. That could be our, well... nation anthem =P We just needed a "We're trying to be epic" song which is what Hell March and Helghan Forever are for. ICly the Ukraine National Anthem would be playing over our bases loudspeakers every morning.

[Turkey]

Well Turk. That could be our, well... nation anthem =P We just needed a "We're trying to be epic" song which is what Hell March and Helghan Forever are for. ICly the Ukraine National Anthem would be playing over our bases loudspeakers every morning.

Oh. Wouldn't they play shit from the radio along with casual propaganda? I really think they wouldn't blast a Soviet sounding song over the radio, I dunno it's just a IMO

[irondeity]

When do you hear military propaganda ever? Theyre arnt here to warn you. Its capture and deport or death, people know they run a high risk of trouble with the countries armed forces when they come to the Zone. Like any proper army, theyd play their countries nation anthem after or just before Morning PT. As for the radio in general, we again, arnt there to warn you to get out, people caught are in deep shit for trespassing unless authorized by the Ukrainian government

[irondeity]

For this week, starting Saterday, Jan 22nd 2010, and lasting to Jan 30th, 2010, all soldiers will apprehend any and all bandits, Stalkers, and mercs On Sight, at any range from the main base or forward outpost. You will speak to your NCO or CO when one of these targets is spotted, and you will ask permission for a capture operation. Its time to get off your asses and do what we came here to fucking do. Do you all, understand. In the words of the amazing Judge Dredd (with slight alteration) 'We are, the Law.' And these vermin have broken the Law. We are to be reguarded as the most feared faction on this server and its time to get out of our hole in the wall, and be such a faction. Speak to me for further order and such of this operation via SF, LOOC Server-side, or ICly. This is a Purge. Anyone who wants to meta this and avoid the server for the dates listed, then you have no potential to enjoy your time on this server because that shows me that you wont tolerate some Fear RP as you should, if that becomes the case, do us a favor an bugger off now. The date listed is the main focus, it WILL continue past the date to a slightly, lesser degree.

Im leaving Freedom out of this for sometime.

[irondeity]

Im taking Toms recent post to our Suggestions/Complaints thread and looking into it. He may have been thinking wildly different than I when he speaks of professionalism, we could also be very close or have the exact same thing in mind. In anycase, chain of command, look at it, study it, learn when you talk and to WHOM you speak. A Sergeant will not directly ask for the Lt Col or the Colonel, when a Senior Sergeant, Captain, and/or a Major are there. Each rank is a rung in a ladder, start learning how to climb it. Secondly, I cannot set rules in stone concerning conduct, but I have every tool at the ready to make your stay in the faction, unpleasant.  As a member of your Triumvirate and having not been aware of this -retarded- suicide bomber what ever the fuck bullshit I will be watching each and everyone of you closely from this point on and I expect to see professional soldiers, familiarize yourselves with the Faction rules again. Additionally I want names of every faction member online at the time of this lolbombing, you all have a series of questions to answer.

"They are trained every day and are hand picked by high command for this tedious task of guarding the Zone's borders from criminals, scavengers, anarchists and all the like. They are the most feared and unstoppable force and the actions of it's troops reflect this." <-- This. I do not see a most feared or unstoppable force in our actions. Fix your attitudes, and fix them fast.

[Doomburger]

Let me repeat what I just posted. The suicide bomber was not part of the military, and none of us planned this. I have specified this at the time of the bombing but it seems everyone ignored it.

[Doomburger]

Alright, ladies, time to get active again. My break is over. It's time to bring death upon our enemies show the immigrants and potheads we mean business.

[Doomburger]

Heeeeey, children. My graphics card overheated and fried <3. Don't expect to see me very soon. PM your reports if it's anything urgent, and I will see to it when I'm back.