This kid is awesome

[Bagelz]

[HGN] Mr. Tea: Lucario stalks its pray
[HGN] Mr. Tea: a male in the distance
Bagelz: oh my fucking god
[HGN] Mr. Tea: as it sneaks up to the male it does its mating call
Bagelz: I AM TOTALLY GONNA WANNA LEAD A GROUP WITH YOU
Bagelz: SURE
Bagelz: FUCK!
[HGN] Mr. Tea: "Penis, penis, MOAR! MOAR!"
Bagelz: LMAO
[HGN] Mr. Tea: the male responds with "WTF is that?"
[HGN] Mr. Tea: As lucario flashes its ass at the male, the male considers its sex
[HGN] Mr. Tea: male on male
[HGN] Mr. Tea: The male runs away in panic
[HGN] Mr. Tea: as lucario follows still screaming the maing call
[HGN] Mr. Tea: "MOAR PENIS, PENIS MOAR"
Bagelz: okay first off
Bagelz: what makes you think after all this now
Bagelz: i wanna lead a group
Bagelz: i mean it only took you like
Bagelz: 30 seconds
[HGN] Mr. Tea: No
Bagelz: to totally change my opinion
[HGN] Mr. Tea: ?
Bagelz: i was like hmmm maybe
Bagelz: butr then this pulsating dick vein aaaaaand
[HGN] Mr. Tea: Dude
Bagelz: raging bllsack
Bagelz: i was like what the shit
[HGN] Mr. Tea: this has nothing to do with you joining my group
Bagelz: JOKE OR NOT
Bagelz: DOES NOT MATTER
Bagelz: WRY
[HGN] Mr. Tea: "MOAR, PENIS"
[HGN] Mr. Tea: Lucario trips, revealing the ass thirsty cock of clean muscle
[HGN] Mr. Tea: the penis dis attaches itself from the body
[HGN] Mr. Tea: crawling towards the male
[HGN] Mr. Tea: LOL
[HGN] Mr. Tea: thats just creepy
[HGN] Mr. Tea: i admt
Bagelz: i gotta ask
Bagelz: how old are you
[HGN] Mr. Tea: thats really creepy
[HGN] Mr. Tea: 15
Bagelz: oh than god, wow
Bagelz: if you were like
Bagelz: 11 or 12
[HGN] Mr. Tea: im really, really tired.
Bagelz: i would be like
Bagelz: what, the fuck...
Bagelz: how on EARTH
Bagelz: could a 12 year old come up with that stuff
Bagelz: honestly
[HGN] Mr. Tea: Lol
[HGN] Mr. Tea: lack of creativity?
Bagelz: 12 year old kids talking about detatching penises? what the fuck
[HGN] Mr. Tea: LOL
Bagelz: more like lack of failing
[HGN] Mr. Tea: awkdblakhjwdb
Bagelz: lol
[HGN] Mr. Tea: The penis grows arms and legs, sprinting towards the male
[HGN] Mr. Tea: as the camera man catches this footage, he gains a raging boner
Bagelz: this is SO
[HGN] Mr. Tea: and faps off screen
Bagelz: going on the forums
Bagelz: infact
Bagelz: im gonna go post it right now
[HGN] Mr. Tea: k
[HGN] Mr. Tea: LOL
[HGN] Mr. Tea: As lucario slowly dies from the lack of havig a penis, maggots infest his body instantly turning him into mesh and molted guts, weird fluids spewing on the ground, brains exploding into a mans face.
Bagelz: epic
[HGN] Mr. Tea: Then bagelz walks up and inspects the corpse
Bagelz: oh ffs
Bagelz: heeeere we fucking go, ughhhhh
[HGN] Mr. Tea: "Hmm officers, look like this one had no dick, LOLOLOLOLOLOLZ"
Bagelz: touche
[HGN] Mr. Tea: Then bagelz slowly fades into the mist

[Tea]

Did you block me on SF? :(