IC Punishments (lol)

[irondeity]

Mikhal's first time having to discipline a lower rank. Reminds me of real life, and I love it.

** JSgt. Mikhal 'Sabre' Tokerov stops and wheels around.

JSgt. Mikhal 'Sabre' Tokerov: Now. ABout what you were tryin-
g to say before. I think your missing something out of your s-
entence.

JSgt. Mikhal 'Sabre' Tokerov: So. Lets give this one. more.
try. What did you say Recruit?

Rct. Ross Leigh: Sir, Why are we still here, Sir?

[EVENT] Amanda Ammadon: One of the black Mi-8's crash not far
from Yantar facilitty

JSgt. Mikhal 'Sabre' Tokerov: Wrong. On the ground. Get read-
y for some fucking pushups.

JSgt. Mikhal 'Sabre' Tokerov: Im not a Sir.

** Rct. Ross Leigh drops down and easily does 20 pushups

JSgt. Mikhal 'Sabre' Tokerov: Why are you fucking stopping Recruit? Your
not done until IM tired of watching you. Keep pushing.

** Rct. Ross Leigh scowels and continues to do pushups

** JSgt. Mikhal 'Sabre' Tokerov kneels down as Leigh does hi-
s pushups. "Now. Do you want to try and clear up what you sai-
d recruit? Because I can keep this up all damn day.

Rct. Ross Leigh: Forget it.

JSgt. Mikhal 'Sabre' Tokerov: What was that? Sounded like "I
would like some more PT, Sergeant."

JSgt. Mikhal 'Sabre' Tokerov: Sure Ill give you more PT if y-
ou want it. Keep pushing.

** JSgt. Mikhal 'Sabre' Tokerov slowly walks around the Recr-
uit, watching.

** JSgt. Mikhal 'Sabre' Tokerov stops in front of him again. He motions the Recruit to his feet.
"So. Did we figure out the error yet?"

** Rct. Ross Leigh stands up

JSgt. Mikhal 'Sabre' Tokerov: Those arms are going to be fee-
ling like jell-o soon enough.

Rct. Ross Leigh: I said forget it.

** JSgt. Mikhal 'Sabre' Tokerov shoots a death stare at the recruit and pulls his helmet a-
nd gasmask off.

JSgt. Mikhal 'Sabre' Tokerov: I guess we're going to be at t-
his awhile until I drill disipline into your skull, Recruit.

JSgt. Mikhal 'Sabre' Tokerov: On the ground.

** Rct. Ross Leigh groans and lowers himself to the ground as he attempts more pushups

** JSgt. Mikhal 'Sabre' Tokerov crosses his arms.

JSgt. Mikhal 'Sabre' Tokerov: Come on. Push! We dont keep weak bitches in the Black Fire regiment!

JSgt. Mikhal 'Sabre' Tokerov: Move to rest position. As in.
Stay on the ground and support yourself in the Up position f-
or a pushup.

** Rct. Ross Leigh goes into the rest position.

JSgt. Mikhal 'Sabre' Tokerov: Now. What are you forgetting w-
hen your speaking to me recruit?

JSgt. Mikhal 'Sabre' Tokerov: Im trying to save you an ass k-
icking by a CO.

** Rct. Ross Leigh doubles over and pukes on his uniform

** JSgt. Mikhal 'Sabre' Tokerov facepalms.

JSgt. Mikhal 'Sabre' Tokerov: Now you need to clean your fuc-
king uniform. Deal with the smell until you give me the awnse-
r I want.

Rct. Ross Leigh: I... Don't... Know what the god damn hell y-
ou want.

JSgt. Mikhal 'Sabre' Tokerov: Since I smoked you enough for
one morning, Ill tell you.

JSgt. Mikhal 'Sabre' Tokerov: When you speak to an NCO. It's
"Yes Sergeant, No Sergeant" or "Sergeant" before or after yo-
ur sentences.

JSgt. Mikhal 'Sabre' Tokerov: Get the hell up and go clean y-
our shit, Recruit.

** Rct. Ross Leigh stumbles towards the infirmary

[Steel]

Ha nice to see your using your proper rank.

When i first came to military a corporal tried making me call him sir.

[Szenti]

This makes me remember my punishments when I touched Krystal. 100 or 200 Push-ups, Blah blah.

JSgt. Mikhal 'Sabre' Tokerov: Why are you fucking stopping Recruit? Your
not done until IM tired of watching you. Keep pushing.

-SADIST.

[irondeity]

Lol Corporals and i no Sadist D:

[Assassinator]

People just have "sir" engraved into their brains, nice job, Deity.

[Dark Angel]

Yeah saw it when it happend was fun XD

[Rebel6609]

High five deity! Discipline ftw.
/kudos

[Zombiehunta]

It doesn't work that well on Cole. He'll just keep pushing the limit. And, don't worry, I know he'll be killed by you someday. I won't say it'll be an easy fight, though.

[Rebel6609]

Hm.. i was training privates he other day, keeping them inshape. and one of em was being a smartass to me, when i told him several times to start doing push ups and he responded with "The ground looks dirty." I think i may have been to severe.. oh well, his ankle only has a Deagle round it in.

[irondeity]

Highfive Rebel. That soldier wa sjust being an asshat IC.

[Assassinator]

You shouldn't actually maim the soldiers... he's now unfit for today for weeks, maybe forever... Q_Q

[Steel]

Yer you should, teach them some damn discipline. Push them right to the edge.

[Assassinator]

Yes, but maim something they won't need... maim so that he can actually STILL be a soldier.

[Steel]

Yes, but maim something they won't need... maim so that he can actually STILL be a soldier.

THEY DONT NEED BALLS :D

[Zombiehunta]

Tjis just proves I'm right, Doom is wrong. The soldiers are just dogs, and you're castrating them.

[Assassinator]

We don't need more women...

[lolKieck]

Don't make them like my cat. He is not a real man now.

[Rebel6609]

Lol, i had to take a squad of 3 chicks over to deal with a mutant. the entire time i was bitched at. Needs moar manliness.

And instead of having to go personally up to the soldier I shot and have a battle, where i was gonna get magicly beat by a recruit (you know every soldier acts like Chuck Norris and thinks he can take anyone...) Its just easier and faster to shoot him. Nuff' said.

[Doomburger]

M.Sgt. Mikhal 'Sabre' Tokerov: Recruit. How do you follow th-
e Chain of Command when a Sgt, S.Sgt, M.Sgt, Major, and Lt. C-
ol are present at one time...


M.Sgt. Mikhal 'Sabre' Tokerov: And you wish to deliver a rep-
ort to the Major.


Rct. Fenix 'Sparklehead' Devinchy: I Would hand it to the Se-
rgeant who would then pass it on, Sir.


M.Sgt. Mikhal 'Sabre' Tokerov: I think your the only one who-
s got that right... But... you called me a Sir...


Rct. Fenix 'Sparklehead' Devinchy: Sorry, Ma'am.


Maj. Nikolai 'Specter' Yurdansky: I can't look..


** M.Sgt. Mikhal 'Sabre' Tokerov rips his ghille mask off as
well as the ghille suit and tosses it to the floor.


** Maj. Nikolai 'Specter' Yurdansky leans on the wall,chuckl-
ing silently.


M.Sgt. Mikhal 'Sabre' Tokerov: DO I SOUND LIKE A FUCKING MA'
AM TO YOU!?


Rct. Fenix 'Sparklehead' Devinchy: No, Sir.


M.Sgt. Mikhal 'Sabre' Tokerov: You just made my FUCKING DAY--
SIR!?


** M.Sgt. Mikhal 'Sabre' Tokerov yells out, "I AINT A SIR RE-
CRUIT!"


** M.Sgt. Mikhal 'Sabre' Tokerov points to the Major. "HES A
FUCKING SIR!"


Rct. Fenix 'Sparklehead' Devinchy: Well then. Yes Master Ser-
geant.


M.Sgt. Mikhal 'Sabre' Tokerov: You know what? Do you fucking
know what? I assign 50 pushups when someone calls me a fucki-
ng 'Sir'. And 75 With Ma'am.


M.Sgt. Mikhal 'Sabre' Tokerov: You just earned 175 fucking p-
ushups, soldier.


M.Sgt. Mikhal 'Sabre' Tokerov: Why are you staring at me sol-
dier? Get some space and start fucking pushing until your arm-
s fall off.


** Rct. Fenix 'Sparklehead' Devinchy nods and quietly moves
over to a space with room.


** M.Sgt. Mikhal 'Sabre' Tokerov yells out, "Dont step on my
fucking ghille suit soldier! 25 more!"


No comment needed.

[commanthe2]

I'm so glad you weren't in the military as a M.Sgt. when I was a recruit.

[lolKieck]

I'd laugh my ass off when I would be nearby. And really, people didn't get an idea they could call you sir, then end it with geant ? Sir-geant. Cool, huh ?

[Assassinator]

When did 50 + 75 = 175? Oh well, it's the enslisted...




























I kid.

[irondeity]

He called me Sir twice. 50 + 50 = 100 + 75 = 175 + 25 for stepping on my ghille suit = 200.

[Assassinator]

Craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap. I am de fail-officer.

[irondeity]

I just Lol'd hard at that second pic