Chat log. Kind of funny.

[Locke]

Andrew 'Aztec' Hawkins Spawned models/props_forest/log.mdl
Nikoli Perskovi: You have yet to introduce yourself
*** Ruslan Mako waves off the stalkers
*** Nikoli Perskovi waves goodbye
[HGN] Zstan: [OOC]: Lol nice
Oscar ' Deudulas' Flos removed gmod_cameraprop
Player >:? has joined the game
Player Стрелок left the game (Connection closing)
Player Стрелок has joined the game
Burek Miska removed prop_ragdoll
Ruslan Mako [BROADCAST]: *Event* Ruslan stumbles upon the freshly shot stalker and asks "Oh, is this a bad time"
Player SGT.Cobra=TS= has joined the game
David Heinrich: [OOC]: That was just kind of stupid.
Ruslan Mako: Ello mates.
(T-E) Funky Town: [OOC]: yup
David Heinrich: [OOC]: Why would you shoot a guy with a gun trained on your boss?
Ruslan Mako: Let me introduce mysel- can you lower that gun?
Plague : You should...keep moving.
Plague : No, I can't.
Plague : Now, be on your way.
[HGN]Deathcon: [OOC]: You just answered your wuestion
Ruslan Mako: For the good of the zone, you should let me introduce myself.
Burek Miska | [HGN]Deathcon [LOOC]: question*
David Heinrich: [OOC]: Not really.
*** Ruslan Mako puts his hand out in a gesture
Plague : I'm not here to make friends.
Saving achievements...
Burek Miska removed prop_physics
Plague : I'm here for money
Ruslan Mako: You... shake it you know.
Plague : And time is money, you're wasting my time.
Player Стрелок left the game (Disconnect by user.)
Plague : I don't like losing money..
Ruslan Mako: Well, I CAN pay you rather handsomely..
David Heinrich: [OOC]: Generally, a dude with a gun about to shoot your boss? Not a good idea to try and kill him.
Ruslan Mako: But I suppose you dont want that.
Plague : For?
David Heinrich: [OOC]: Unless your boss is a dick.
Ruslan Mako: Letting me speak.
-=VRP=- Freckle123: [OOC]: Smiley
Ruslan Mako: Let me introduce myself.
Plague : How much money, and what type of job?
Plague [YELL]: You there
Plague [YELL]: Military men
Ruslan Mako: My name is Ruslan, I am a cartographer, I am currently employed by Beva inc. to map out the zone.
[Roadside Picnic] Redneck: [OOC]: lol look Alek Kenenday: do not hurt the monolith..
Plague : These man is wasting my time, please dispose of him.
Plague | [HGN SA] Plague [LOOC]: this*
[Roadside Picnic] Redneck: [OOC]: Yokav Savva: They sound crazy.
Ruslan Mako: Let me repeat that.
[Roadside Picnic] Redneck: [OOC]: Alek Kenenday: ...Alek Kenenday: I am monolith
Ruslan Mako: My name is Ruslan, I am a cartographer, I am currently employed by Beva inc. to map out the zone.
Player [HGN] Connor has joined the game
Burek Miska: Leave
Oscar ' Deudulas' Flos: I suggest you leave,
Burek Miska: Yeah that would be wise
Ruslan Mako: Might I add I am rich? and can make you rather wealthy men?
Plague removed prop_physics
Plague removed prop_physics
Oscar ' Deudulas' Flos: That so?
Ruslan Mako: I guess money isnt interesting... oh dear...
*** Ruslan Mako sighs

Plague Spawned models/props_forest/log.mdl
Oscar ' Deudulas' Flos: I have a artifact that needs selling,

Plague Spawned models/props_forest/sawmill_logs.mdl
Oscar ' Deudulas' Flos | Laferio ..In the Airforce.. [LOOC]: Real one too
Burek Miska: And how would you make me a rich man?
[Roadside Picnic] Redneck: [OOC]: FRECKLES WTF
-=VRP=- Freckle123: [OOC]: I aint even gonna ask
Ruslan Mako: Did you even listen ? I am a cartographer, not a uh... who are those guys, ecologists?
Oscar ' Deudulas' Flos: Oh,
Oscar ' Deudulas' Flos: Then your no use too me,
*** Ruslan Mako starts pacing
Oscar ' Deudulas' Flos: Leave the premesis,
Ruslan Mako: You know. All I want to know is what this place is called
[Roadside Picnic] Redneck: [OOC]: Locke
Burek Miska: Just leave cartographer
Plague : It's name isn't important.
Ruslan Mako: That is worth just a few hundred Ru... just a name.
Plague : I don't like people that ask names.
Ruslan Mako: Well on a map, you need a name dont you?
-=VRP=- Freckle123: [OOC]: Redneck, ive had enough of the bullshit from you
Plague : No. We don't.
Plague : Now, you need to leave.
Ruslan Mako: Well make one up. I just gotta know.
Plague : No, you don't.
[Roadside Picnic] Redneck: [OOC]: and ive had enough from you
Plague : Stop asking questions. Understood?
Ruslan Mako: Fine, I'll take my Ru else where.
Giving Plague a w1300
Ŧħě Ŏńę Ăņď Őņľŷ �: [OOC]: Hey Fre- I mean Wolly. Weren't you banned for a while yesterday?
-=VRP=- Freckle123: [OOC]: lol i aint wolly
Ŧħě Ŏńę Ăņď Őņľŷ �: [OOC]: You hack his account?
-=VRP=- Freckle123: [OOC]: No
Ruslan Mako [BROADCAST]: *Event* Takes his map out, and marks the place he was just at as "Fort Idiot"
-=VRP=- Freckle123: [OOC]: If i did then i would of raped SST
Ŧħě Ŏńę Ăņď Őņľŷ �: [OOC]: You are [MNWRP] Wolly...
Rico - Merry christmas bitches: [OOC]: woah
(T-E) Funky Town: [OOC]: wow
[HGN] Locke ( XMAS ): [OOC]: D: WOLLY

Plague Spawned models/props_forest/log.mdl
Rico - Merry christmas bitches: [OOC]: dude just died right in front of me
(T-E) Funky Town: [OOC]: Why do i have that binded
-=VRP=- Freckle123: [OOC]: lol Locke
Saving achievements...

Plague Spawned models/props_forest/log.mdl
(T-E) Funky Town: [OOC]: nothing happened

Plague Spawned models/props_forest/log.mdl
David Heinrich: [OOC]: Just as a question, is there a comprehensive list of commands for the server somewherE?

Plague Spawned models/props_forest/log.mdl
*** Ruslan Mako stands on the concrete, trying to get a look insde
David Heinrich: [OOC]: I've searched the forums, but I didn't find much.
Rico - Merry christmas bitches: [OOC]: lol
Sheperd: [OOC]: Theres only 4 ranks.
Sheperd: [OOC]: oops
Rico - Merry christmas bitches: [OOC]: anyways

Plague Spawned models/props_lab/blastdoor001c.mdl
Burek Miska removed prop_ragdoll
Burek Miska removed prop_ragdoll
[HGN] Locke ( XMAS ): [OOC]: Lol plague, did you see my event after I visited your fort?
You have been charged 50 credits for a door!
You have been charged 50 credits for a door!
[HGN SA] Plague: [OOC]: lol, yeah
[HGN SA] Plague: [OOC]: it's not a fort though :x
Burek Miska removed prop_ragdoll
You have been charged 50 credits for a door!
[HGN] Locke ( XMAS ): [OOC]: I know, but I just called it one :D
Plague removed prop_physics

Plague Spawned models/props_junk/TrashDumpster02.mdl
[HGN] Locke ( XMAS ): [OOC]: Its fun being a slightly crazy cartographer

Plague Spawned models/props_lab/blastdoor001b.mdl
David Heinrich: [OOC]: Did you ever mark a random place "Place where I came across some rather belligerent squirrels."?
Rico - Merry christmas bitches: [OOC]: damn gotta go later guys
Player Xalus has joined the game
David Heinrich: [OOC]: See you.
[HGN] Locke ( XMAS ): [OOC]: I should D:
[HGN] Locke ( XMAS ): [OOC]: Im making a real map lol
David Heinrich: [OOC]: Do it now.
[HGN] Locke ( XMAS ): [OOC]: Imma put it on forums
[HGN] Locke ( XMAS ): [OOC]: Mkay.
Player Rico - Merry christmas bitches left the game (Disconnect by user.)
Ruslan Mako [YELL]: GOOD SIR!
Anton Dresden: Uh...
Anton Dresden: Yeah?
*** Ruslan Mako huffing puffing
Anton Dresden: You alright?
Oscar ' Deudulas' Flos removed gmod_cameraprop
Ruslan Mako: I just came across some rather belligerent squirrels
You have been charged 50 credits for a door!
Plague removed mv_soundemitter
Anton Dresden: ...
Ruslan Mako: I think they were larger than usual
Anton Dresden: You should mark that on a map.
(T-E) Funky Town: [OOC]: Omg there gonna molest me!
Ruslan Mako: They bit me
Ruslan Mako: Yeah. Good idea chap
Anton Dresden: Did you shoot them?
Ruslan Mako: Of course not! Why mark it on the map if theres nothing left!
Andrei Baskov: I did
Anton Dresden: Alright, then.
Ruslan Mako: Ill pay you some Ru NOT to shoot them
Anton Dresden: Uhm...
Anton Dresden: I don't need RU to not be a violent psychopath.
Ruslan Mako: I mean, people will look at my map and say "Wheres the bloody squirrels"
Andrew 'Aztec' Hawkins removed prop_ragdoll
Anton Dresden: Well, I don't think they'd say "Bloody".
Saving achievements...
Anton Dresden: I think that's a British slang.
Ruslan Mako: Quite right.
Anton Dresden: Why do you have a British accent?

Plague Spawned models/props_wasteland/prison_padlock001a.mdl
Anton Dresden: Then again, I have a German accent, so...
Ruslan Mako: Well... I was born in the motherland, great britain herself.
*** Ruslan Mako tears up
*** Anton Dresden pats Ruslan on the shoulder.
Anton Dresden: It...it's alright...
Ruslan Mako: Then again, parents were russian, so I got this Russian name.
Ruslan Mako: Why cant I be CHARLES damn it all!
You have been charged 50 credits for a door!
Anton Dresden: My father was a brutal racist.
Anton Dresden: Hm.
*** Ruslan Mako starts to recollect himself
Anton Dresden: You could just get a name change.
Ruslan Mako: Well. I must be go-
(T-E) Funky Town: [OOC]: wow
Burek Miska removed prop_ragdoll
(T-E) Funky Town: [OOC]: that made alot of sense
Anton Dresden: "Charles Winchester"?
Ruslan Mako: Bloody brilliant... you good sir, are genius.
Plague removed mv_soundemitter
Player -=VRP=- Freckle123 left the game (Disconnect by user.)
Ruslan Mako: Ill be going now. Ill see you again , and when so, I will be... Charles... Winchester!
Player Chuck Norris has joined the game
Anton Dresden: Alright.
Anton Dresden: See you.
Ruslan Mako: Later chap
Oscar ' Deudulas' Flos removed mv_soundemitter
[HGN] Locke ( XMAS ): [OOC]: David. That epicness is going on the forums.
David Heinrich: [OOC]: You should mark this place "Where Anton convinced me to change my name. Afterwards, I ate some horrific tasting stuff."
[HGN] Locke ( XMAS ): [OOC]: xD
Nikoli Perskovi: Rulsan
[HGN] Locke ( XMAS ): [OOC]: I am doing that
David Heinrich: [OOC]: I think it was walnuts, or something. I found it in a bush, and now I'm itchy.
Ruslan Mako: Do I know you ? And how do you know me?
Xalus: [OOC]: is there music playing on this server?
David Heinrich: [OOC]: Not for me.
Nikoli Perskovi: We met at the fort remeber
Failed to load sound "angryserver\music\hey_oh.mp3", file probably missing from disk/repository
[HGN] Locke ( XMAS ): [OOC]: I think im making a diary
David Heinrich: [OOC]: Try stopsounds, in the console.
Ruslan Mako: Ah.. quite right.
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I just needed this for my character biography, so read at your own peril.

[Urho]

Hilarious at parts, but generally boring to read.

[MattyK]

Hilarious at parts, but generally boring to read.

Should've read my attempt at Crackbone, it was within the same hours.

[Urho]

Althought I admit that I lol'd a bit at the "I was born in the Motherland... In the Great Britain herself"

[Locke]

God its fun to rp a slightly nuts brit

[Vengence35]

did anyone else notice that CHUCK NORRIS joined the game like half way through the chat log? it made me laugh