The retarded background thread

[Simme/Panda]

Name: Hardkin Corely.

Profession/Background: After hundreds of years of being a marine sniper who had the most head shots in the world and the highest record of drinking pure alcohol in 2.4 seconds (he made 70 liters) Hardkin decided he was too good and became an assasin but got bored ebcause he wasn\'t able to shoot the place up so he bcame an ex-marine-sniper-assasin. He now harrases Mexican's at K-Mart.

Weapons: Hardkin doesn't take no shit, he has cannons and he attaches to his arms but he is too hardcore for ammo so just falils them around like limp babies lkilling everything around him. One time he was at K-Mart and some guy was like "lol u suk" so he was all "U GONNA DIA BISH" so he did but thyen it was indiana jones and he got in an epic battle but one because he was an ex-marine-assasin and don't take no shit from no one.

Fieldwork: He's too hardcore for doing anything, he just harrases Mexican's at K-Mart

Likes: being harcore, making others say he is hardcore, rape, ripping his shirt off and yelling "GRAAAAAAA"

Dislikes: Mexican's, black people, small dicks, people who aren't HARDCORE, people that say "lol u suk" but then are indiana jones.

[2power]

Name: Hardkin Corely.

Profession/Background: After hundreds of years of being a marine sniper who had the most head shots in the world and the highest record of drinking pure alcohol in 2.4 seconds (he made 70 liters) Hardkin decided he was too good and became an assasin but got bored ebcause he wasn\'t able to shoot the place up so he bcame an ex-marine-sniper-assasin. He now harrases Mexican's at K-Mart.

Weapons: Hardkin doesn't take no shit, he has cannons and he attaches to his arms but he is too hardcore for ammo so just falils them around like limp babies lkilling everything around him. One time he was at K-Mart and some guy was like "lol u suk" so he was all "U GONNA DIA BISH" so he did but thyen it was indiana jones and he got in an epic battle but one because he was an ex-marine-assasin and don't take no shit from no one.

Fieldwork: He's too hardcore for doing anything, he just harrases Mexican's at K-Mart

Likes: being harcore, making others say he is hardcore, rape, ripping his shirt off and yelling "GRAAAAAAA"

Dislikes: Mexican's, black people, small dicks, people who aren't HARDCORE, people that say "lol u suk" but then are indiana jones.

Small dicks lawl

[keyfoot]

its funny as hell!

[Simme/Panda]

Inorite.