WHAT THIS RP IS

[Hotstarr]

Story:One day Albert Lewensky, the most badass Ex-Colonel of Duty ever, went outside to rape Military soldiers in the face superhard as revenge. After all the Military soldiers had been killed by epic face rape, Lew declared himself god of Hyrule, and came so hard that it turned the zone inside out, creating a black hole that literally destroyed everything except Albert Lewensky, cause his cock was too hug.

Fifty years later the black hole expanded and after destroying Lewensky and his beautiful pelvis it caused a chain reaction and created a whole new universe, where everyone is an inbred spawn of Albert Lewensky.

Common with every srs Gmod rp, there are at least two factions fighting eachother in a gay contest to see who's the gayest. The first faction is the souperbuts, a large faction of athiests who have super nerdy technology, and the queerbaers, a mutant version of the carebears who wreack vengeance against heterosexuality. The two factions fight eachother to the death in super srs ways that would make a civiilian hevee cry


This RP will be called OREGON TRAIL, cause THIS GAME IS EVERYTHING LIKE OREGON TRAIL

[deluxulous]

Its actually Max Payne RP, we express the RP in comic/graphic novel form, and use awesome analogies, metaphors, and similes.

[Bl★ck Star]

uhm no Acctualy its Hl2 rp :)

[itsjustguy]

Lol i just finished Oregan trail and its a waste of time :X

[deluxulous]

uhm no Acctualy its Hl2 rp :)

cloud, noone asked you, its max payne now stfu

[Plunger]

It's really Africa RP, Every death perma bans you from the server and AIDS and Malaria run rampant.

[Hotstarr]

It's really Africa RP, Every death perma bans you from the server and AIDS and Malaria run rampant.

God dammit an MMORPG about Africa would be awesome

[deluxulous]

It's really Africa RP, Every death perma bans you from the server and AIDS and Malaria run rampant.

God dammit an MMORPG about Africa would be awesome

It'd be pretty much oblivion, but instead of swords you get spears, armor you get skin pelts, and spells you get voodoo magic, and you can get aids and malaria. and you hunt lions and cheetahs, and are given an ak47 and basic training at age 9.

[Hotstarr]

It's really Africa RP, Every death perma bans you from the server and AIDS and Malaria run rampant.

Don't forget that African-Americans only get HALF THE EXP that native Africans get!
God dammit an MMORPG about Africa would be awesome

It'd be pretty much oblivion, but instead of swords you get spears, armor you get skin pelts, and spells you get voodoo magic, and you can get aids and malaria. and you hunt lions and cheetahs, and are given an ak47 and basic training at age 9.

It's really Africa RP, Every death perma bans you from the server and AIDS and Malaria run rampant.

God dammit an MMORPG about Africa would be awesome

It'd be pretty much oblivion, but instead of swords you get spears, armor you get skin pelts, and spells you get voodoo magic, and you can get aids and malaria. and you hunt lions and cheetahs, and are given an ak47 and basic training at age 9.

[deluxulous]

lol @ people failing with quotes

[Hotstarr]

lol @ people failing with quotes

I'm telling you, everyone is going to be the inbred asexual spawn of Albert Lewensky!