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Title: If you were the "president" of the world, what would you do first?
Post by: klp4 on 28-07-2009

I seriously have no idea..O.O...to much power and responsibility.
Though a nice Doom-tower would be awesome, haha.

Title: Re: If you were the "president" of the world, what would you do first?
Post by: Radek on 28-07-2009

First i would build a Huge Doom fortress.. Then i would crown my self god of the world.. Dont want any dum elections. Then i would fund a massive space program so we could populate Mars. Then i would build a huge doom fortress on Mars.. Then i would build massive Orbital weapons to keep the Population in control. And then i would.. well Rule..

Title: Re: If you were the "president" of the world, what would you do first?
Post by: klp4 on 28-07-2009

Sounds....good? :P haha
You power-mad...thing!

Title: Re: If you were the "president" of the world, what would you do first?
Post by: Radek on 28-07-2009

No no.. You got it wrong.. It should be You power hungry god... Get used to it.. Your gona get to say it alot soon.

Title: Re: If you were the "president" of the world, what would you do first?
Post by: klp4 on 28-07-2009

Nevah! I'll be the rebeeeellion! Viva la rebellion!

Title: Re: If you were the "president" of the world, what would you do first?
Post by: Dark Angel on 28-07-2009

Fallout 3!

Title: Re: If you were the "president" of the world, what would you do first?
Post by: Radek on 28-07-2009

*Radek Activates his Orbital cannons killing everything on earth.*

See that's why i got dose..

Title: Re: If you were the "president" of the world, what would you do first?
Post by: klp4 on 28-07-2009

....riiiiight...

Title: Re: If you were the "president" of the world, what would you do first?
Post by: Commissar Nitro on 02-08-2009

Transer everyones cash to my bank acount thus allowing me to control the world economy

Title: Re: If you were the "president" of the world, what would you do first?
Post by: klp4 on 03-08-2009

Now that's a good idea.
Money money money!

Title: Re: If you were the "president" of the world, what would you do first?
Post by: Rhyom Guther on 04-08-2009

Cant resist but I would eat a bagel.

Title: Re: If you were the "president" of the world, what would you do first?
Post by: klp4 on 04-08-2009

Haha yean, I mean, noone could resist that :P

Title: Re: If you were the "president" of the world, what would you do first?
Post by: Rhyom Guther on 04-08-2009

And THE CAKE!!1

Title: Re: If you were the "president" of the world, what would you do first?
Post by: deluxulous on 04-08-2009

I'd fund a space program to create a sun cannon that directs the beams of the sun to the cannon to all the niggers on the planet.

Title: Re: If you were the "president" of the world, what would you do first?
Post by: Rhyom Guther on 05-08-2009

Make a ion cannon and blow Pistolkid's head off for the lulz.

Title: Re: If you were the "president" of the world, what would you do first?
Post by: Bl★ck Star on 05-08-2009

Id build Glados and City 17 lawl :3

Title: Re: If you were the "president" of the world, what would you do first?
Post by: Snurf on 05-08-2009

I'd get ABSOLUTELY EACH AND EVERY racist and warmonger in the world shot.

Title: Re: If you were the "president" of the world, what would you do first?
Post by: SpAcY on 06-08-2009

outlaw chickens.

Title: Re: If you were the "president" of the world, what would you do first?
Post by: ThY on 06-08-2009

Army of pet sheep.
Now!

Title: Re: If you were the "president" of the world, what would you do first?
Post by: klp4 on 06-08-2009

haha nice ;P

Title: Re: If you were the "president" of the world, what would you do first?
Post by: ISPYUDIE on 11-08-2009

I would make the rule that I stay president forever, and I would get everyone to give me their armor/bullet proof vests.

I would also be in-charge of MI-6 operationz and I would order that my post count on every forum is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000

Title: Re: If you were the "president" of the world, what would you do first?
Post by: Silver Knight on 11-08-2009

Ban multicultralism, ban corruption, ban muslims from western countries.

Title: Re: If you were the "president" of the world, what would you do first?
Post by: Lord-Vorn on 15-08-2009

I would rename the Earth Britannia and make a massive Royal Navy space fleet, all of the ships shaped like Star Destroyers :V

Title: Re: If you were the "president" of the world, what would you do first?
Post by: KillSlim on 15-08-2009

Quote from: Lord-Vorn on 15-08-2009
I would rename the Earth Britannia and make a massive Royal Navy space fleet, all of the ships shaped like Star Destroyers :V

This.

I'd outlaw CS:S, disband the Chinese army, re-create the British Empire (No slavery btw.) and have spitfire air parades over Germany and Italy. And Poland to say that 'we saved you'.

Title: Re: If you were the "president" of the world, what would you do first?
Post by: Welshy on 16-08-2009

Get laid.
Sleep.
Nuke China.

Title: Re: If you were the "president" of the world, what would you do first?
Post by: Lord-Vorn on 16-08-2009

Short but sweet Ganendor :V

Title: Re: If you were the "president" of the world, what would you do first?
Post by: Ravanger on 20-08-2009

I would make the whole world communist then nuke the whole world escapeing with my loyalist chinese pets. I would escape in my super duper advance rocket that my scientist made. It has other stuff in it so we can start new life. Also I have other people 10 of each race. Also I am eating jucie so I can stay alive since I would be a old fuck. The communist thing was cover up for nukeing whole world to purge all you evil. Then make a religous jebus group on a planet. New life is born.

(https://forums.hypergamer.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thelostogle.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2009%2F02%2Fjesus-christ-head.jpg&hash=76d427cc7eb56c6c6a563ac2baa638580d89af0c)

For jesus

Title: Re: If you were the "president" of the world, what would you do first?
Post by: QBiT on 31-08-2009

Advertise SRP :D

Title: Re: If you were the "president" of the world, what would you do first?
Post by: Radek on 01-09-2009

Meh you all have such Tiny plans.. I still say that my Orbital lazers and Doom fort On Mars is waaaaaaaaay better...

Title: Re: If you were the "president" of the world, what would you do first?
Post by: Zero on 01-09-2009

Declare myself SUPER PRESIDENT OF DAH WORLD then destroy aliens in my new combat ninja armor.

Title: Re: If you were the "president" of the world, what would you do first?
Post by: SpAcY on 01-09-2009

Quote from: Radek on 01-09-2009
Doom fort On Mars

Already done.

Title: Re: If you were the "president" of the world, what would you do first?
Post by: Assassinator on 02-09-2009

Quote from: Zero on 01-09-2009
Declare myself SUPER PRESIDENT OF DAH WORLD then destroy aliens in my new combat ninja armor.

Liek dis one? http://media.photobucket.com/image/halo%203%20hayabusa/BTHR_Zero_X/Halo%203%20Profile%20Armour%20Pics/Spartan%20Armours/12Hayabusa-KatanaRightShot.jpg (http://media.photobucket.com/image/halo%203%20hayabusa/BTHR_Zero_X/Halo%203%20Profile%20Armour%20Pics/Spartan%20Armours/12Hayabusa-KatanaRightShot.jpg)

Title: Re: If you were the "president" of the world, what would you do first?
Post by: Ravanger on 02-09-2009

Lol we must fight for jesus people. lol

Title: Re: If you were the "president" of the world, what would you do first?
Post by: Zero on 02-09-2009

Supah president fights fo dah world!

Title: Re: If you were the "president" of the world, what would you do first?
Post by: OxTox on 02-09-2009

I would make it mandatory to play Stalker RP and move the server to the pentagon's supah computah with 6.781 billion player slots. 8)

Title: Re: If you were the "president" of the world, what would you do first?
Post by: Snurf on 03-09-2009

Map wouldn't be big enough, and sending one grenade somewhere would kill at least 200 persons. ;-;

Title: Re: If you were the "president" of the world, what would you do first?
Post by: churro5 on 04-09-2009

i would do nothing, president of the world doesnt exist... -_-

Title: Re: If you were the "president" of the world, what would you do first?
Post by: Wazer Wifle on 04-09-2009

Don't be a fail Churro TT

Maybe I would bring back the gladiators for entertainment.

Title: Re: If you were the "president" of the world, what would you do first?
Post by: churro5 on 04-09-2009

Shut up FOOOOOOOH!

Title: Re: If you were the "president" of the world, what would you do first?
Post by: Lt.Friberg on 05-09-2009

Ehm....... Order a good computer to my office and let my underlings take care of all the crisis.

Title: Re: If you were the "president" of the world, what would you do first?
Post by: Chaos on 05-09-2009

FIRE THE MISSLES!

Title: Re: If you were the "president" of the world, what would you do first?
Post by: Wannabe Taco on 06-09-2009

Find all those people who say the world is going to end in 2012 and shoot em.

Title: Re: If you were the "president" of the world, what would you do first?
Post by: RayDark on 07-09-2009

Quote from: klp4 on 28-07-2009
If you were the "president" of the world what would you do first?

Yo mamma!

But seriously, Yo auntie.

Title: Re: If you were the "president" of the world, what would you do first?
Post by: S.W.A.T.[RUS] on 16-09-2009

ill buy all :D

Title: Re: If you were the "president" of the world, what would you do first?
Post by: KingArthur on 16-09-2009

I would proclaim myself dictator and make cops wear Civil protection uniforms and the military wear Over watch uniforms...

Title: Re: If you were the "president" of the world, what would you do first?
Post by: Dragon on 16-09-2009

I would make A secret orginization of which researches the technology for space.

After the research is complete, take 2 thirds of the worlds mass production companies and make them begin production on the planned craft.

After A small fleet is made, send A colony to mars, and make a colonization there to extract the oil.

After everything is sorted, we move...
Into...

SPACE!

Every non-human sentient creature will love us, as we will introduce the internet.

Title: Re: If you were the "president" of the world, what would you do first?
Post by: Ari on 16-09-2009

I'd do a girl.

ZING.

Title: Re: If you were the "president" of the world, what would you do first?
Post by: Mangoman on 16-10-2009

Send australia to the corner

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