Epic. Failure.

[Zaki]

 DEAR FRIEND,

  WITH A VERY DESPERATE NEED FOR ASSISTANCE, I HAVE SUMMED UP COURAGE TO CONTACT
  YOU. I AM PRESENTLY WORKING IN IRAQ WITH AN INTERNATIONAL ORGANIZATION THAT I
  WILL DISCLOSE LATER TO YOU; I FOUND YOUR CONTACT PARTICULARS IN AN ADDRESS
  JOURNAL.

  I AM SEEKING YOUR ASSISTANCE TO EVACUATE THE SUM OF $15m TO YOUR COUNTRY OR
  ANY OTHER SAFE COUNTRY OF YOUR CHOICE, AS FAR AS I CAN BE ASSURED THAT MY SHARE
  WILL BE SAFE IN YOUR CARE UNTIL I COMPLETE MY SERVICE HERE. THIS IS NO STOLEN
  MONEY, AND THERE ARE NO DANGERS INVOLVED.

  SOURCE OF MONEY: SOME MONEY IN VARIOUS CURRENCIES WAS DISCOVERED CONCEALED IN
  BARRELS WITH PILES OF WEAPONS AND AMMUNITIONS AT A LOCATION NEAR ONE OF
  SADDAM' SOLD PALACES DURING A RESCUE OPERATION, AND IT WAS AGREED BY ALL
  PARTY PRESENT THAT THE MONEY BE SHARED AMONGST US, THIS WAS QUITE AN ILLEGAL
  THING TO DO, BUT I TELL YOU WHAT? NO COMPENSATION CAN MAKE UP FOR THE RISKS WE
  HAVE TAKEN WITH OUR LIVES IN THIS HELL HOLE.THE ABOVE FIGURE WAS GIVEN TO ME AS
  MY SHARE, AND TO CONCEAL THIS KIND OF MONEY BECAME A PROBLEM FOR ME, SO WITH
  THE HELP OF A GERMAN CONTACT WORKING HERE, AND HIS OFFICE ENJOYS SOME IMMUNITY WITH
  THE UNITED NATIONS ORGANIZATION, I WAS ABLE TO GET THE PACKAGE OUT TO A SAFE
  LOCATION ENTIRELY OUT OF TROUBLE SPOT.

  THOUGH HE DOES NOT KNOW THE REAL CONTENTS OF THE PACKAGE, AND BELIEVES THAT IT
  BELONGS TO AN ASIAN AMERICAN WHO DIED IN AN AIR RAID, AND BEFORE GIVING UP,
  TRUSTED ME TO HAND OVER THE PACKAGE TO HIS BUSINESS ASSOCIATE.I HAVE NOW FOUND
  A SECURED WAY OF GETTING THE PACKAGE OUT TO A SAFER COUNTRY THROUGH DIPLOMATIC
  COURIER MEANS FOR YOU TO PICK IT UP, AND WILL DISCUSS THIS WITH YOU WHEN I AM
  SURE THAT YOU ARE WILLING TO ASSIST ME.ONE PASSIONATE APPEAL I WILL MAKE TO YOU
  IS NOT TO DISCUSS THIS MATTER WITH A THIRD PARTY, SHOULD YOU HAVE REASONS TO
  REJECT THIS OFFER, PLEASE DESTROY THIS MAIL AS ANY LEAKAGE OF THIS INFORMATION
  WILL BE TOO BAD FOR US.

  I DO NOT KNOW FOR HOW LONG WE WILL REMAIN HERE, AND I HAVE SURVIVED 2 SUICIDE
  BOMB ATTACKS BY THE SPECIAL GRACE OF GOD, THIS AND OTHER REASONS I WILL
  MENTION LATER HAS PROMPTED ME TO REACH OUT FOR HELP, I HONESTLY WANT THIS MATTER TO BE
  RESOLVED IMMEDIATELY.

  PLEASE CONTACT ME THROUGH MY EMAIL SO WE CAN DISCUSS
  MORE. Email:[email protected]



  RESPECTFULLY,
  SGT.FRANK WILLIAM
  FROM IRAQ. :dots:

[Psycrowtik03385]

Seems legit

[Silver Knight]

Hahahahaha

[Communist Panda]

Lol...message hm back and say,
"Oh my god..is that really you, Frank? Do you remember that time.." etc lol

[The Anarchist]

reply
"you were killed when a IED blew up your convoy, what is this!"