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[Dom]

I wake up everyday it?s a daydream
Everything in my life ain?t what it seems
I wake up just to go back to sleep
I act real shallow but I?m in too deep
And all I care about is sex and violence
A heavy bass line is my kind of silence
Everybody says I got to get a grip
But I let sanity give me the slip


Some people think I?m bonkers
But I just think I?m free
Man I?m just living my life
There's nothing crazy about me
Some people pay for thrills but I get mine for free
Man I?m just living my life
There's nothing crazy about me

Bonkers

I wake up everyday it?s a daydream
Everything in my life ain?t what it seems
I wake up just to go back to sleep
I act real shallow but I?m in too deep
And all I care about is sex and violence
A heavy bass line is my kind of silence
Everybody says I got to get a grip
But I let sanity give me the slip

Some people think I?m bonkers
But I just think I?m free
Man I?m just living my life
There's nothing crazy about me
Some people pay for thrills but I get mine for free
Man I?m just living my life
There's nothing crazy about me

Mmmmmmmm

I wake up everyday it?s a daydream
Everything in my life isn?t what it seems
I wake up just to go back to sleep
I act real shallow but I?m in too deep
And all I care about is sex and violence
A heavy bass line is my kind of silence
Everybody says I got to get a grip
But I let sanity give me the slip


Bon, bon, bon, bon, bon, bon, bon, bon

Some people think I?m bonkers
But I just think I?m free
Man I?m just living my life
There's nothing crazy about me
Some people pay for thrills but I get mine for free
Man I?m just living my life
There's nothing crazy about me

[Dom]

Confidence is a preference for the habitual voyeur of what is known as... (parklife!)
And morning soup can be avoided if you take a route straight chrough what is known as... (parklife!)
Johns got brewers droop, he gets intimidated by the dirty pigeons - they love a bit of it. (parklife!)
Whos that gut lord marching? you should cut down on your porklife, mate, get some exercise! (parklife!)

Chorus:
All the people
So many people
And they all go hand in hand
Hand in hand through their parklife

Know what I mean?

I get up when I want, except on wednesdays, when I get rudely wakened by the dustmen. (parklife!)
I put my trousers on, have a cup of tea, and I think about leaving the house. (parklife!)
I feed the pigeons, I sometimes feed the sparrows too.
It gives me a sense of enormous well-being. (parklife!)
And then Im happy for the rest of the day,
Safe in the knowledge there will always be a bit of my heart devoted to it.

Chorus

Parklife - parklife!
Parklife - parklife!
Its got nothing to do with your vorsprung durch technic, you now.
Parklife - parklife!
And its not about you joggers who go round and round and round...
Parklife - parklife!

Repeat chorus twice

[Dom]

Once upon a time
Not so long ago

Tommy used to work on the docks
Unions been on strike
Hes down on his luck...its tough, so tough
Gina works the diner all day
Working for her man, she brings home her pay
For love - for love

She says weve got to hold on to what weve got
cause it doesnt make a difference
If we make it or not
Weve got each other and thats a lot
For love - well give it a shot

Chorus:
Whooah, were half way there
Livin on a prayer
Take my hand and well make it - I swear
Livin on a prayer

Tommys got his six string in hock
Now hes holding in what he used
To make it talk - so tough, its tough
Gina dreams of running away
When she cries in the night
Tommy whispers baby its okay, someday

Weve got to hold on to what weve got
cause it doesnt make a difference
If we make it or not
Weve got each other and thats a lot
For love - well give it a shot

Chorus

Weve got to hold on ready or not
You live for the fight when its all that youve got

[Ravanger]

YOU WANT TO SUCKA MY COCKZZ..BRING IT ONZZ BITCH......FUCK BIGFOOT..>OHHHHH DICK BIG FAT DONKEY DICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCK

[rawrmon]

The Metal is better:(

[Dark Angel]

..::Jack Black (Narrator)::..
A long ass fuckin' time ago,
In a town called Kickapoo,
There lived a humble family
Religious through and through.
But hey there was a black sheep,
And he knew just what to do.
His name was young J.B.
And he refused to step in-line.
A vision he did see of
Fuckin' rockin' all the time.
He wrote a tasty jam
And all the planets did align.

..::Jack Black (Son)::..
Oh the dragons balls were blazin'
As I stepped into his cave.
Then I sliced his fuckin' cockles,
With a long and shiney blade!
'Twas I who fucked the dragon,
Fucka lie sing fuck a loo!
And if you try to fuck with me,
Then I shall fuck you too!
Gotta get it on in the party zone!
I gots to shoot a load in the party zone!
Gotta lick a toad in the party zone!
Gotta suck a chode in the party zone!

AHHHHHHH

..::Meat Loaf (Father)::..
You've disobeyed my orders son,
Why were you ever born?
Your brother's ten times better than you,
Jesus loves him more.
This music that you play for us
Comes from the depths of hell.
Rock and roll's the devil's work,
He wants you to rebel.
You'll become a mindless puppet;
Beelzebub will pull the strings!
Your heart will lose direction,
And chaos it will bring.
You'd better shut your mouth,
You better watch your tone!
You're grounded for a week with no telephone!
Don't wanna hear you cry,
Don't wanna hear you moan!
You gotta praise The Lord when you're in my home!

..::Jack Black (Son)::..
Dio can you hear me?
I am lost and so alone...
I'm askin' for your guidance,
Wont ya come down from your throne?
I need a tight compadre
Who will teach me how to rock.
My Father thinks you're evil,
But man, he can suck a cock.
Rock is not the devil's work,
It's magical and rad.
I'll never rock as long as I am
Stuck here with my Dad...

..::Ronnie James Dio (Dio poster)::..
I hear you brave young Jables,
You are hungry for the rock.
But to learn the ancient method,
Sacred doors you must unlock.
Escape your father's clutches,
And this oppressive neighborhood.
On a journey you must go,
To find the land of Hollywood!
In The City of Fallen Angels,
Where the ocean meets the sand,
You will form a strong alliance,
And the world's most awesome band!
To find your fame and fortune,
Through the valley you must walk.
You will face your inner demons.
Now go my son and rock!

..::Jack Black (Narrator)::..
So he bailed from fucking Kickapoo
With hunger in his heart.
And he journeyed far and wide
To find the secrets of his art.
But in the end he knew
That he would find his counterpart.
Rooooock!
Rah-ha-ha-ha-hock.
Raye-yayayayaye-ya ROCK!!








Aaah! Arghhh!

I do not need, (he does not need)
a microphone (a microphone)
My voice is fuckin, (fuckin)
Powerful!!

Aaah!! Arghhh!

Sorry
I did not mean, (he did not mean)
to blow your mind (to blow your mind)
But that should happen to it,
all the time!

Now take a look (take a look)
tell me what do you see? (tell me what do you see?)
We've got the Pick of Destiny!

AAAH! Arghhh!!




Beelzeboss (The Final Showdown)

[Beelz] I am complete!

[Both] Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!

[Beelz]
Yes you are fucked! Shit out of luck!
Now I'm complete and my cock you will suck!
This world will be mine, and you're first in line!
You brought me the pick and now you shall both die!

[JB]
Wait! Wait! Wait!
You muthafucka'!
We challenge you, to a rock-off!
Give us one chance to rock your socks off.

[Beelz] Fuck! fuck! Fuck!
The Demon Code prevents me,
From declining a rock-off challenge.
What are your terms? What is the ca-ha-hatch?

[JB] If we win, you must take your sorry ass back to hell.
And also you will have to pay our rent...

[Beelz] And what if *I* win?

[JB] Then you can take Kage back to hell...

[KG] What?
[JB] Trust me Kage, its the only way.
[KG] What are you talking about?

[JB] ...To be your little bitch.

[Beelz]
Fine!
Let the rock off, begin! Hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah!

I'm the devil I love metal!

Check this riff, it's fucking tasty!

I'm the Devil I can do what I want!
Whatever I 'got I'm 'gonna flaunt!
There's never been a rock-off that I've ever lost!

I can't wait to take Kage back to hell!
I'm gonna fill him with my hot demon gel!
I'll make him squeal like my scarlet pimpernel!

[JB] No! Come on Kage, bring the thundahh
[KG] There's just no way that we can win, that was a masterpiece.
[JB] Listen to me.
[KG] He rocks too hard because he's not a mortal man!
[JB] Goddamn-it Kage!
He 'gonna make you his sex slave, you're 'gonna gargle mayonnaise!-
[KG] No...
[JB] -Unless we bust a massive monster mamma-jam!
[KG] Dude, we've been through so much shit...
[JB] Deactivated lasers with my dick!
[BOTH] Now its time to blow this fucker down!

[JB] C'mon Kage, now it's time to blow doors down.
[KG] I hear you Jabels's, now it's time to blow doors down!
[JB] Light up the stage 'cause its time for a showdown!
[KG] We'll bend you over then we'll take it up brown town!

[BOTH] Now we've got to blow this fucker down!
[KG] He's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down.
[JB] C'mon Kage cuz it's time to blow doors down!
[KG] Oh, We'll pile drive ya, it's time for the smack down!

[JB] Hey Antichrist-a, Beelzeboss!
We know your weakness, our rocket sauce!
We rock the casbah, and blow your mind!
We will defeat you, for all mankind!

You hold the scepter,
We hold the key!
You are the devil,
We are the D!

We are the D![17x]
We are the D!!

[Beelz]
You guys are fuckin' lame. Come on Kage, You're comin with me!
Taste my lightning, fucker!

[JB] No!

[Beelz]
Ow! Fuck!
My Fuckin' horn!
Oh no!

[JB] From whence you came, you shall remain,
until you are, complete again!

[Beelz]
Nooooooo!
Fuck you Kage, and Fuck you Jables!
I'll get you, Tenacious D!

[Ravanger]

You copyedzzz da lyriocs from kickapoo song.....TENICOUS D is coolzz.I have some songs on my pc and ipod.

[Dark Angel]

You copyedzzz da lyriocs from kickapoo song.....TENICOUS D is coolzz.I have some songs on my pc and ipod.

Ofc i ir copy and i iz won! I kno how to speakz interwebz langwagoz nao! Thox to Longlost blakeh !

I ir won teh battle!

[Ravanger]

?????You do not talk with good mannnaaaa.I combine good talking.....With retardzz talking...So suck ma cockz.

[Dark Angel]

I ir not interested in menz az dey are not kewl....

[Ravanger]

Ill strangle you with my cock