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[mrd]

:Doom-Lost-Soul: FUCK YEAH :Doom-Lost-Soul:

Konstantin = Psychrowitz
Gatlin = Me
Rick = Carnage

Walter Tanasychuk [YELL]: AH THOSE FUCKING LIGHTS , MY HEAD!
*** Gatlin tries to get up but trips and falls face down
*** Walter Tanasychuk pushes gatlin out
*** Gatlin is shoved out and rolls out on to his back
Konstantin Tarasov: Hmmm?
Gatlin: Ughhhhhhhhhh
*** Gatlin throws up again
Molested Rubber Ducky: [OOC]: No refunds, ever
Konstantin Tarasov: What are you doing here...er...what's you- Gatlin?
Konstantin Tarasov: Too much to drink?
*** Rick Forn humps the air still drunk
*** Gatlin throws up
Gatlin: Yes....
Gatlin: A weebit to much Vodka
Konstantin Tarasov: Hmmm
*** Oleksander Yakiv Falls asleep.
Gatlin: Oh god, my head...
*** Rick Forn falls over dizzy
Konstantin Tarasov: Need a place to rest?
Gatlin: That would be...
Gatlin: Nice....
Walter Tanasychuk: Ug
Konstantin Tarasov: Hmm
Gatlin: Bunks full?
Walter Tanasychuk: Ug
Konstantin Tarasov: Yes...let me see if I can find somewhere else
Walter Tanasychuk: Take a bunk stalker
Konstantin Tarasov: Kind of you Walter
*** Gatlin tries to stand up but falls down
Konstantin Tarasov: Bunks free Gatlin
Konstantin Tarasov: here
*** Gatlin crawls into the building
*** Konstantin Tarasov supports gatlin
*** Frank Lazar Leans on the wall and watchs
*** Gatlin limps to the bunk, leaning on the Freedom Officer
Konstantin Tarasov: I gotcha
*** Rick Forn pulls out a sleeping bed
*** Gatlin falls onto the bed
Gatlin: Thanks mate....
*** Rick Forn puts it on the ground
Konstantin Tarasov: Anytime. Take 'er easy
*** Rick Forn falls down on it
Konstantin Tarasov: Ah, I suppose you can rest here too.
*** Gatlin lays his head down and slowly drifts into a deep, soothing, hang-over
Rick Forn: Ya...zzzzzzzzzzz
Gatlin: ZZZzzzzz
*** Rick Forn starts snoring
Gatlin: ZZZzzzz
Konstantin Tarasov: Goddamnit
Gatlin: ZZZzzzz
Rick Forn: zZZZZZzZzZzZZzZzZZZZzZZZzZZ!!11!1!
Gatlin: ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Gatlin:ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Konstantin Tarasov: We sure got some loud motherfuckers in there...
Rick Forn: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz
Gatlin [YELL] :ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Rick Forn [YELL]: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Rick Forn: HOYL SHIT
Rick Forn: WHAT THE FUCK
*** Oleksander Yakiv Wakes up.
*** Gatlin is still sleeping like a "mother fucker."
Konstantin Tarasov: *F* IF you see a mercenary in the Freedom base, take him out. He's anooying as fuck
Rick Forn [YELL]: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
*** Gatlin snores with the fury of a wild shark/bear/man/pig/whale
Konstantin Tarasov: Jesus H Christowitz...
*** Rick Forn snores like a leaf blower
*** Gatlin starts farting in his sleeping, expelling the alcohol.
*** Rick Forn pisses and farts
Konstantin Tarasov: Oh Jesus...gonna have to air that place out
Dragov Broske: Good sir
*** Gatlin pisses himself in his sleep
Dragov Broske: Do you know where Rick is?
*** Rick Forn makes one of the loudest farts ever
Konstantin Tarasov: Rick? He may be the Stalker in here but he's resting
*** Gatlin wakes up
*** Rick Forn smells the horrible gas
Rick Forn: Fuck whats that smell?
Gatlin [YELL]: WHAT THE FUCK SMELLS LIKE DICK PISS SHIT IN A WHALE CUNT?!
Dragov Broske: Let me in eh?
Gatlin [YELL]: Jesus christ! THEY ARE GASING US!
Konstantin Tarasov: There will be no killing in this base over a merc contract
Rick Forn: YA AND WH- did I piss my pants?
*** Gatlin jumps out
*** Gatlin breathes
Dragov Broske: MY money back then..
*** Rick Forn sees piss drip off my pants
Rick Forn: Fuck
Oleksander Yakiv: Wow..
Gatlin [YELL]: Did I piss myself?!
Rick Forn: You and me both
Oleksander Yakiv [YELL]: HE PISSED HIMSELF!
*** Gatlin shits himself in shock of him pissing himself
Rick Forn: An- HOLY FUCK WHATS THAT SMELL
Rick Forn: DEAR LORD
Dragov Broske: Sound like a deal Comrade.?
Oleksander Yakiv: Oh god he just shat him self.
*** Gatlin throws up from the horrible stench
Dragov Broske: Ok.
Frank Lazar: That is nice.
*** Konstantin Tarasov sniffs the air
*** Rick Forn barfs at the wretched smell
Konstantin Tarasov: Oh god
*** Frank Lazar Takes two steps back
*** Konstantin Tarasov hurls on the ground
Frank Lazar: God dam.
Frank Lazar: I wish I had a mask right now.
*** Oleksander Yakiv Puts on his gasmask
*** Gatlin lets all his body functions loose at once in a final shock of horror and passes out.
Dragov Broske: Hey mate
Dragov Broske: Wanna make 100 dollers
Rick Forn: Ughh one sec..
*** Gatlin wakes up....
Frank Lazar: Oh jesus.
*** Rick Forn hurls on the ground again
Gatlin [YELL]: I need some new clothes...
*** Rick Forn hurls on Gatlin
Dragov Broske: Stalker!
Dragov Broske: Want to make some money?
Gatlin: Bah! Fuck you Rick!
Frank Lazar: Poor bastard.
Dragov Broske: You
Rick Forn: What?
Dragov Broske: Follow me.
*** Gatlin stands up, the dick/piss/shit flowing down to his boots
Frank Lazar: Heh
Konstantin Tarasov: You alright Gatlin?
Gatlin: Oh god.....
Frank Lazar: I need work.
Frank Lazar: Jesus
Konstantin Tarasov: You smell like shit
Gatlin: Yeah...I think so...
Gatlin: Yeah, I realized...
Dragov Broske: You!
Dragov Broske: Want to make some money?
Frank Lazar: My nose.
Rick Forn: OH GOD MY MOUTH BURNS
Frank Lazar: It's burning
Gatlin: Ew...it is squishy...
*** Frank Lazar sighs
Oleksander Yakiv: Thank god for gasmasks..
Gatlin: I am going to change...thank god I always keep fresh suits on me
Frank Lazar: Lucky you.
*** Rick Forn sees small anounts of barf drip from his mouth
*** Gatlin strips his clothes off
*** Gatlin starts putting his clothes on
Dragov Broske [WHISPER]: Tell your Partner what im doing
*** Gatlin is holding a bag
*** Gatlin is now wearing clean clothes
*** Rick Forn switches his pants
Gatlin: I am going to burn this...
*** Konstantin Tarasov looks inside
Konstantin Tarasov: Oh...sweet jesus...
Gatlin [YELL]: I suggest blowing up that building....
*** Rick Forn half barfs on Gatlin
Gatlin [YELL]: Fuck you!
Konstantin Tarasov: Gonna have to hose that place out...and I mean Hose!

[Carnage]

Awesome

[Psycrowtik03385]

Epic

[mrd]

I vote Psycrotik for super admin!

[Silver Knight]

This is what makes me proud of been co-leader of such a brilliant community *wipes tear away*


WDW: Yeah, watch it biatch :stupid:

[MattyK]

This is what makes me proud of leading such a brilliant community *wipes tear away*

Hehe, remember my Indoctrination Rituals?

[Turnkey]

Aweeeesome, we need more good rpers

[Locke]

Kekekekeke

I was yelling at some merc in the beggining because the lights he turned on DIDNT help my headache

[Tunddruff]

lol i remember when there was a shit load of Freedom on and we had a Party and ate some bloodsucker ... I may have gotten drunk and stabbed my knife THREW my hand... Kon(Psychrowitz) was there...

[Kaboose]

Where is my name Im Dragov :O