A very, very, very important announcement.

[Bagelz]

The Barkeep begins to write a letter to all the S.T.A.L.K.E.Rs, stating his great journey, outside the world of Chernobyl.
The note is written in red ink.

Dear S.T.A.L.K.E.Rs, dutiers, Loners, Bandits, Freedomers, Military, and all people of the Zone....

As you know, the barkeep has always been a rather overweight, lazy gentleman, but not anymore! I have travelled outside of the zone, to a small city in Russia *which costed me a quarter of my savings*, and met with a very kind woman at a lipo-suction clinic. To keep this short, I pretty much had most of the fat sucked outta me, because I can't lose weight in the Zone properly without you fuckin fat cunts puttin me down. So, 80% of the body-fat was sucked outta me, the operation cost almost two hundred thousand roubles, which was almost 70% of my savings total so far. Not to mention the helicopter ride BACK INTO Chernobyl. But barkeep has begun new life... No longer shall he have a bad attitude towards customers, no longer shall he be a slob, a degenerate. And no longer can you insult barkeep.... 
The note ends here, and attached is a photo of the barkeep now

[Raidenator]

I'm trying hard not to picture Robotnik's head on that he-beast you posted above.

I'm failing.

[kirillarmas]

I don't think a barkeep can go from chubby to FUCKING PURE MUSCLE in the time your character has been gone. I may be wrong, if so, tell me what steroids you use??

[Bagelz]

OH GOD Kirill, your comment made me lol hard XD

Barkeep used no steroids, but the picture was kinda a joke.....for those of you who can't realise it. Still, your post made me lol epicly

Also theres an awful, robotnik edit.

[Hotstarr]

The only thing I like about your new look is your face.

[Dom]

LMAO.

[Tea]

lul

[RENCAMO]

WHAT THE FUCK. FATTYFATTYFATTY.
Also, congrats on losing the weight.

[sniperhunter]

How much money did you invest on Subway?
 - Jared would be proud.

[Leni]

OBEY ME ! FLUFFY PILLOWS O:

[Bagelz]

OBEY ME. Cook clean! OBEY ME! Fluff my fluffy pillows! OBEY ME.

[Hawk]

Lol?

[rawrmon]

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO WRITE AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH