Re: Quotes Thread !!!!!!

Started by Lent23, 02-02-2012

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Lent23

eshiy 'Spray' Vaelyom looks down at his feet, mumbling to himself as he clenched his fists. "I'm going to go for a walk Adam."
Leshiy 'Spray' Vaelyom says "I'll leave his fate in your hands."
Adam 'Sporadic' Dominika says "Understood, Bratan."
'Daisy' says "My knife is upstairs, Adam."
** Adam 'Sporadic' Dominika looks towards Daisy.
'Daisy' says "You might as well use that."
** Adam 'Sporadic' Dominika pulls it from his pouch.
** Adam 'Sporadic' Dominika unsheaths it, giving him the handle.
Adam 'Sporadic' Dominika says "What do you choose?"
Adam 'Sporadic' Dominika says "You're a bitch if you don't stab me."
** 'Daisy' grasps the handle of the knife, taking the sheath off, sliding his index and middle finger over the side of the knife
Adam 'Sporadic' Dominika says "You don't have the guts to hurt me."
** Adam 'Sporadic' Dominika takes off his chest peice on the SKAT.
** Akim Belotserkovsky quietly flicks the safety off his G36K, keeping it at his hip.
Adam 'Sporadic' Dominika says "Do it, Daisy. What do you choose?"
** 'Daisy' looks down at his knife for a second
Adam 'Sporadic' Dominika says "You're not man enough to hurt me."
** 'Daisy' twirls the knife around, then grips it tightly
** Adam 'Sporadic' Dominika keeps a stoic face. "Choose, Daisy.. CHOOSE DAMN IT!"
Adam 'Sporadic' Dominika yells "No guts to stab me."
** 'Daisy' lifts up the knife, leveling it with Adam's chest
Adam 'Sporadic' Dominika says "Oh, you wish to kill me?"
'Daisy' says "What do you think, Adam, do you think I have the guts to stab you right in front of Akim?"
Adam 'Sporadic' Dominika says "That's not my choice."
Adam 'Sporadic' Dominika says "That's yours."
'Daisy' says "That's not what I asked."
'Daisy' says "Do /you/ think that I'll stab you right now."
Adam 'Sporadic' Dominika says "I asked the question."
Adam 'Sporadic' Dominika says "This is your life."
Adam 'Sporadic' Dominika says "You have the tools to end anothers."
** 'Daisy' pauses for a moment, looking up at the hole in the roof
** Adam 'Sporadic' Dominika's eyes begin to turn even more blood shot. He keeps his sights on Daisy.
Adam 'Sporadic' Dominika says "Stab me like what the Dutiers did to you."
Adam 'Sporadic' Dominika says "Be a man."
Adam 'Sporadic' Dominika yells "Daisy! Look at me!"
Adam 'Sporadic' Dominika yells "The dutiers stabbed you, you pulled a pin on a grenade. Choose! Will you stab me?"
** 'Daisy' lunges the knife forward, just to Adam's left, skimming the side of his left arm's SKAT sleeve at the elbow, cutting
** him just slightly
** Adam 'Sporadic' Dominika grins maniacly.
Adam 'Sporadic' Dominika says "That's not what I said to do."
** 'Daisy' holds his arm in place, dropping the knife to the floor, retracting his arm back to his side
** Adam 'Sporadic' Dominika's eyes flare with intrigue, still having an ear-to-ear grin.
'Daisy' says "An answer to your question;"
'Daisy' says "No, I don't have the balls to stab a Freedomer."
Adam 'Sporadic' Dominika says "You just have enough to cut him."
** Akim Belotserkovsky lowers his G36.
'Daisy' says "It's the little things that count most."
** Adam 'Sporadic' Dominika nods slowly his face showing the insanity breaking loose.
Adam 'Sporadic' Dominika says "Good"
** Adam 'Sporadic' Dominika brings the foot back what he backed up with, using the torque to attempt to slam Daisy's face with his fist.
** 'Daisy' flies backwards, landing onto the couch from the force applied directly to his forehead
** Adam 'Sporadic' Dominika grabs his chest peice, his eyes still showing fury.
** Adam 'Sporadic' Dominika's grin fades back to a stoic expression.
Adam 'Sporadic' Dominika says "The saddest thing in here is that you had to think about it."
Adam 'Sporadic' Dominika says "Your fate is sealed."
"Mommy, when is Daddy coming home?"
"Here, Alex.. Daddy sent us a package.. The soldier told us that it.. might be a while until Daddy's done with his service. Don't worry, you'll see him soon, Alex.."
"He's always gone! I never get to see him!"

Spades_Neil

Quote from: StickyWicket on 31-03-2012
Quote from: Spades_Neil on 31-03-2012
Quote from: Gonztah on 31-03-2012
Nooope. It's from SRP.

People in SRP just pretend the retards don't exist, even though they populate about 75% of the playerbase--where as in FORP, the statistics are the same, but people feel the need to point it out.
But most of the people playing on FORP are SRP military and the admins.

So, you're saying that 75 percent of SRP military and FORP admins are retarded?

Well seeing how badly you failed right there at simple math, I suppose I could turn around and include you in this statistic.

malak

(Sorry Pink... had to :P)
10:18 PM - |SG.N-SEA| Snazzy: Cause personally, I got stuff that might interest them.
10:18 PM - |HGN-FOSV| Private Pink: ok
10:18 PM - |HGN-FOSV| Private Pink: Well toss it near Exile
10:19 PM - |SG.N-SEA| Snazzy: There both off
10:19 PM - |HGN-FOSV| Private Pink: well...
10:19 PM - |HGN-FOSV| Private Pink: Wait til theyre on.
10:19 PM - |HGN-FOSV| Private Pink: Hoip doip
10:19 PM - |SG.N-SEA| Snazzy: I have been waiting since like 6 pm :L
10:19 PM - |HGN-FOSV| Private Pink: Welll...
10:19 PM - |HGN-FOSV| Private Pink: Wait longer.
10:19 PM - |SG.N-SEA| Snazzy: uejghrgbsermngstr
10:19 PM - |HGN-FOSV| Private Pink: Exile's british.
10:19 PM - |HGN-FOSV| Private Pink: They take their sweet time.
10:20 PM - |SG.N-SEA| Snazzy: Would you like to see the HUD yourself? Like, in a game?
10:20 PM - |HGN-FOSV| Private Pink: Remember; The British must take a tea break every 15 minutes or else their organs shut down.
10:20 PM - |SG.N-SEA| Snazzy: XD
10:20 PM - |HGN-FOSV| Private Pink: :p
10:20 PM - |SG.N-SEA| Snazzy: Damn....
10:20 PM - |SG.N-SEA| Snazzy: QUOTES!
10:20 PM - |SG.N-SEA| Snazzy runs to the Quotes thread

malak

3:48 AM - |HGN-FOSV| Private Pink: oh yeah forgot
3:48 AM - |HGN-FOSV| Private Pink: I stashed that condom after I used it in a Mtn. Dew can before I threw it away...
3:49 AM - |HGN-FOSV| Private Pink: Didn't want the dog to fish it outta the trash and toss it on the floor somewhere...
3:49 AM - |SG.N-SEA| Snazzy ~ Busy: XD
3:49 AM - |HGN-FOSV| Private Pink: Fuck you're putting this on the quotes thread aren't you? >.<
3:50 AM - |SG.N-SEA| Snazzy ~ Busy: Maybe
3:50 AM - |HGN-FOSV| Private Pink: :l
3:50 AM - |SG.N-SEA| Snazzy ~ Busy: If you want i won't :L
3:50 AM - |HGN-FOSV| Private Pink: Lol
3:50 AM - |HGN-FOSV| Private Pink: No biggie...
3:50 AM - |HGN-FOSV| Private Pink: The damned thing was too tight...
3:50 AM - |HGN-FOSV| Private Pink: Cut off circulation alot :l
3:51 AM - |SG.N-SEA| Snazzy ~ Busy: XD
3:51 AM - |HGN-FOSV| Private Pink: Need to bump up to the next size >.<
3:51 AM - |SG.N-SEA| Snazzy ~ Busy: Dude again your tellingme info I really dont need to hear
3:51 AM - |HGN-FOSV| Private Pink: lol
3:51 AM - |HGN-FOSV| Private Pink: well night
3:51 AM - |SG.N-SEA| Snazzy ~ Busy: NEIN
3:52 AM - |SG.N-SEA| Snazzy ~ Busy kicks you off the bed
3:52 AM - |HGN-FOSV| Private Pink: Now enjoy as images of my schlong, bursting from that thin wrapper, flood through your dreams :3
3:52 AM - |SG.N-SEA| Snazzy ~ Busy: DX
3:52 AM - |HGN-FOSV| Private Pink: trollolololo
3:52 AM - |SG.N-SEA| Snazzy ~ Busy: And now I am scared

jaik

This is where it all began.[/color]...
Blake.H: And im also working on whipping him into shape
Blake.H: He's nice
Blake.H: He doesn't moan
Blake.H: The sheer obedience is enough to fuel my erection anyway

Plunger

Quote from: Yorty on 14-05-2012
If that's all that held your self worth together, good goddman going Brandon.

ThY

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jaik

#8
so i was raiding this commie group chat. was highly amusing.

http://steamcommunity.com/groups/FoSMgroup

just a little intro from their group page:

QuoteUSSR was first to introduce countrywide:
1. 8 hours working day.  :cross:
2. Free obligatory education.  :cross:
3. Free resorts for children.   :tick: siberia is especially pleasant during the winter
4. Cheap resorts for workers.  :tick: see above. it was free btw.
5. Equal rights for women.  ???
6. Equal rights for all nations.     :tick: estonia was never more independent than in the soviet union

so now let's meet the people who made this group. it can't get any worse than this. right?

Quote2:16 AM - breslau: ever heard of holodomor?
2:16 AM - ☭ Mario Marianovovic Makarov: Of course Lenin caused died of ukraineans
2:16 AM - ☭ Mario Marianovovic Makarov: they was white army!
2:16 AM - breslau: LMAO
2:16 AM - ☭ Mario Marianovovic Makarov: yes know
2:16 AM - ☭ Mario Marianovovic Makarov: and?
2:16 AM - breslau: http://i.imgur.com/Hdktum9.jpg
2:16 AM - SGT Dornan: im white
2:16 AM - breslau: the children in those pics
2:16 AM - breslau: were monarchists then?
2:16 AM - ☭ Mario Marianovovic Makarov: Dornan wah t you mean!
2:16 AM - breslau: okay buddy
2:17 AM - breslau: ROFL
2:17 AM - breslau: thats holodomor
2:17 AM - SGT Dornan: i live in usa
2:17 AM - SGT Dornan: i have white skin color
2:17 AM - breslau: when cannibalism was common as fuck
2:17 AM - ☭ Mario Marianovovic Makarov: Why you said you is white!
2:17 AM - SGT Dornan: i have scottish relations in me
2:17 AM - ☭ Mario Marianovovic Makarov: you understand who was white durring civil war?!?
2:17 AM - ☭ Mario Marianovovic Makarov: white army?
2:18 AM - ☭ Mario Marianovovic Makarov: you understand what it was?!?
2:18 AM - breslau: http://i.imgur.com/Hdktum9.jpg
2:18 AM - breslau: mario
2:18 AM - breslau: those children were part of the white army in 1933? [[ the white army was slaughtered by 1922 in the russian civil war ]]
2:18 AM - Steal the Painkillers: I have to go for maybe 2 and a half hours, good night if i'm not back comrades
2:18 AM - SGT Dornan: later comrade
2:18 AM - breslau: http://i.imgur.com/D9DjRwh.png
2:18 AM - ☭ Mario Marianovovic Makarov: good night
2:18 AM - breslau: ukrainian children
2:18 AM - Steal the Painkillers left chat.
2:18 AM - breslau: during holodomor
2:18 AM - breslau: white army?
2:19 AM - ☭ Mario Marianovovic Makarov: and do you know what cause holodomor?
2:19 AM - ☭ Mario Marianovovic Makarov: caused*
2:19 AM - breslau: the great economists of the soviet union
2:19 AM - breslau: who prioritized immediate militarization to enforce their rule
2:19 AM - ☭ Mario Marianovovic Makarov: btw
2:19 AM - ☭ Mario Marianovovic Makarov: what are you doying here!
2:19 AM - breslau: they sold off every single gram of grain
2:19 AM - ☭ Mario Marianovovic Makarov: you only hating!
2:19 AM - breslau: so that they could make tanks
2:20 AM - ☭ Mario Marianovovic Makarov: haha you maked me laugh
2:20 AM - ☭ Mario Marianovovic Makarov: tanks
2:20 AM - ☭ Mario Marianovovic Makarov: in 1922
2:20 AM - breslau: lol so now that i showed that ukrainians are right in destroying lenin's statue's you're mad?
2:20 AM - ☭ Mario Marianovovic Makarov: in soviet union
2:20 AM - breslau: holodomor happened in 1932-1933 though
2:20 AM - SGT Dornan: breslau what kind of a communist are you stalinist leninist korean communism chinese communism tell me
2:20 AM - ☭ Mario Marianovovic Makarov: ...
2:20 AM - ☭ Mario Marianovovic Makarov: he and stalinist?
2:20 AM - ☭ Mario Marianovovic Makarov: i think he is capitalist...
2:20 AM - SGT Dornan: kick him then
2:21 AM - ☭ Mario Marianovovic Makarov: nope
2:21 AM - ☭ Mario Marianovovic Makarov: we are democrats
2:21 AM - ☭ Mario Marianovovic Makarov: I ask him first
2:21 AM - breslau: kick me for proving you wrong
2:21 AM - breslau: lol
2:21 AM - breslau: ok
2:21 AM - ☭ Mario Marianovovic Makarov: breslau!
2:21 AM - ☭ Mario Marianovovic Makarov: you is ocmmunist?
2:21 AM - ☭ Mario Marianovovic Makarov: Tell us truth!
2:21 AM - breslau: im a socialist
2:21 AM - ☭ Mario Marianovovic Makarov: hey
2:21 AM - ☭ Mario Marianovovic Makarov: he is socialist
2:21 AM - ☭ Mario Marianovovic Makarov: what now
2:22 AM - SGT Dornan: keep up yourdiscussion
2:22 AM - ☭ Mario Marianovovic Makarov: Breslau!
2:22 AM - ☭ Mario Marianovovic Makarov: You like something from Soviet union?
2:22 AM - Tore: the anthem was pretty cool
2:22 AM - breslau: lol
2:22 AM - breslau: they didnt make the anthem
2:23 AM - breslau: they stole it
2:23 AM - ☭ Mario Marianovovic Makarov: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
2:23 AM - ☭ Mario Marianovovic Makarov: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
2:23 AM - breslau: the french made their first anthem
2:23 AM - SGT Dornan: .........
2:23 AM - You have been banned from the chat by ☭ Mario Marianovovic Makarov.
Blake.H: And im also working on whipping him into shape
Blake.H: He's nice
Blake.H: He doesn't moan
Blake.H: The sheer obedience is enough to fuel my erection anyway