HGN Medieval Ranks

Started by Silver Knight, 13-07-2010

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Silver Knight

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Quote from: PistolKid on 13-07-2010
I fight with honor for King Exile. I have a small castle, known as Fort Nutrulls. I dabble in the likes of weaponsmithing. I see over several fiefs in the area.

HOW GOES THE WAR?

Quite well, it is favorerable towards the kingdom of Crussaria with 19 to 12 lords, we are close to winning the war with the Swadians.

Quotebreslau: if i cant cheat i dont wanna play
breslau: period

Cutch

Sire, we have captured fourty swadian knights, ten Rohok sharpshooters, and one hundred Rohok footsmen. Shall we execute them in public to show the price of resisting THY KING AND GOD?

"Stop living life so that you can do a job with out pay"
-Blake/Last Exile

Ravanger

My lord I am afriad my fief's population is too drunken to pay taxes....

Cutch

I shall sex the female population into submission so they can convince their husbands to pay taxes or they won't make them sandviches.

"Stop living life so that you can do a job with out pay"
-Blake/Last Exile

deluxulous

My lord, the noble town of Lazytown has been infested with pirates! Shall we invade and slay these resistors?

Silver Knight

Quote from: Cutch on 14-07-2010
Sire, we have captured fourty swadian knights, ten Rohok sharpshooters, and one hundred Rohok footsmen. Shall we execute them in public to show the price of resisting THY KING AND GOD?

Ask a oath of loyalty from the Knights, if not Slaughter them all

Quote from: Ravanger on 14-07-2010
My lord I am afriad my fief's population is too drunken to pay taxes....

Flog several of them as an example to get them back on track.

Quote from: PistolKid on 14-07-2010
My lord, the noble town of Lazytown has been infested with pirates! Shall we invade and slay these resistors?

Kill all the pirates and bring the pink girl to my bed chambers, i am in need of a mistress this fine night.

Quotebreslau: if i cant cheat i dont wanna play
breslau: period

RG4ORDR

ARGH I BE PIRATE THAT PINK HAIRED BITCH IS MINE!
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Commissar Nitro

A swadian spy was discovered in your castle my lord my blade tasted his throat and his body hangs from the keep.
Cry Havoc And Let Slip The Dogs Of War.

RG4ORDR

*A pirate ship hits the Silver Coast line*
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Zstan

QuoteStableboy - Zstan



RG4ORDR

* An Army of Pirates get off the ships *
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Monkeyfisker

** Ninjas attack. **

Blake.H

**Longlostblake juggles black balls for his king**

ref_DevCon.smd: david star is the only heir of the ecologist throne
ref_DevCon.smd: house of blake
"Any of you fucking pricks move, and I'll execute every motherfucking last one of ya!"

Silver Knight


Quotebreslau: if i cant cheat i dont wanna play
breslau: period

Silver Knight


|HGN|Zstan -APB/Minecraft-an: ...
|HGN-Dir|Last.Exile - Mappin: =)
|HGN|Zstan -APB/Minecraft-an: fffffffff-
|HGN-Dir|Last.Exile - Mappin: :D

Quotebreslau: if i cant cheat i dont wanna play
breslau: period

Ping-Pong

Quote from: Welek on 15-07-2010
Father, I believe me and sister are getting married.

*Pulls out a fucking Wire*


Thursday, July 15, 2010
2:41 PM - Big Poppa Welek: Since we are Silvers bastard children.
2:41 PM - |HGN| Ping-Pong: We should fuck in front of him?
2:41 PM - Big Poppa Welek: I claim the throne when he dies. KEEPS.
2:41 PM - Big Poppa Welek: Oh and that would be nice to :D
2:42 PM - |HGN| Ping-Pong pumps the shotgun and blows off your head.
2:42 PM - Big Poppa Welek head grows back
2:42 PM - Big Poppa Welek: What
2:42 PM - |HGN| Ping-Pong: I was born first.
2:42 PM - |HGN| Ping-Pong shoots your dick off.
2:42 PM - Big Poppa Welek: I'll kill you, unless you-
2:42 PM - Big Poppa Welek dick grows back.
2:42 PM - Big Poppa Welek: Can you stop it?
2:42 PM - |HGN| Ping-Pong takes the pin out of the grenade and stuffs it in your mouth.
2:43 PM - Big Poppa Welek explodes, and grows back.
2:43 PM - Big Poppa Welek: Okay, I'm really getting tired of this.
2:43 PM - |HGN| Ping-Pong: How... Da fuck...
2:43 PM - |HGN| Ping-Pong: Ok, ok, I'll listen to you.
2:43 PM - Big Poppa Welek: So ya, as I was saying..
2:43 PM - Big Poppa Welek: Fuck infront of the king, and than I get the throne, you can be queen because we all know incest is wincest.
2:44 PM - Big Poppa Welek: Just sayin'
2:44 PM - |HGN| Ping-Pong: Fucking brilliant.
2:44 PM - |HGN| Ping-Pong loads her shotgun agian.
2:44 PM - Big Poppa Welek: Wut-
2:44 PM - |HGN| Ping-Pong shoots off her dick.
2:44 PM - |HGN| Ping-Pong: So, shall we?
2:44 PM - Big Poppa Welek: Okay I was worried for a second their.
2:45 PM - |HGN| Ping-Pong: COME ON.
2:45 PM - |HGN| Ping-Pong: WE MUST GO TO THE KING!
2:45 PM - Big Poppa Welek: WE MUST
2:45 PM - Big Poppa Welek: RIDE
2:45 PM - Big Poppa Welek appears on a horse and rides off
2:47 PM - |HGN| Ping-Pong totally grabs on the back.
2:47 PM - Big Poppa Welek rides
2:49 PM - Big Poppa Welek: Now to infront father of this break threw
2:49 PM - |HGN| Ping-Pong: HURRAH!
SRP Characters-
Andrick Nesterov - Outsider (No Trace, assumed dead)
Typhoon - Loner (No Trace, assumed dead)
Tolga Ostrovsky - Loner (With his brother)
Marko Drubich - Ecologist Elite (Whereabouts Unknown)

Welek

#41
Nevermind I forgot what a bastard child was ill get the grapes and wine sire.

Monkeyfisker

Am I not important enough to be added ;-;?

Ralazo

I'll fix your walls later Exile ;)

Ping-Pong

Quote from: Welek on 15-07-2010
Nevermind I forgot what a bastard child was ill get the grapes and wine sire.

YOU LYING BASTARD. *Kills you with a dagger, stabbing you in the heart*
SRP Characters-
Andrick Nesterov - Outsider (No Trace, assumed dead)
Typhoon - Loner (No Trace, assumed dead)
Tolga Ostrovsky - Loner (With his brother)
Marko Drubich - Ecologist Elite (Whereabouts Unknown)

Welek

Quote from: Ping-Pong on 15-07-2010
Quote from: Welek on 15-07-2010
Nevermind I forgot what a bastard child was ill get the grapes and wine sire.

IM BUSY FETCHING WINE AND GRAPES LEAVE ME ALONEEE
YOU LYING BASTARD. *Kills you with a dagger, stabbing you in the heart*

RG4ORDR

*the ninja and pirates ally up with he robots to create a pirate ninja robots*
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Celtic

So it looks like I'm some sort of retired knight.

Silver Knight

Quote from: Celtic on 15-07-2010
So it looks like I'm some sort of retired knight.

Na, Your in my Dungeon, you didn't like the party wine.


Quotebreslau: if i cant cheat i dont wanna play
breslau: period

Ravanger