Metro last light, first 60 minutes

Started by Knife_cz, 10-05-2013

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Knife_cz

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ar2xgFJo4QY#ws Just throwing it out here, somebody might be interested how the game actually looks n' stuff.


lolKieck

#1
Metro: Last Light will be bad. It should be renamed to Call of Metro: Black Light with it's totally dumbed-down story and NAZI JUGGERNAUT SOLDIERS. Oh, and Hitlerstache.
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Knife_cz

Quote from: lolKieck on 10-05-2013Metro: Last Light will be bad. It should be renamed to Call of Metro: Black Light with it's totally dumbed-down story and NAZI JUGGERNAUT SOLDIERS.
stahp ur repetiaeng urself br0
Just watch it. You might change your opinion.


nKe

40 minutes in and still following the scripted metro tunnel with boring chase scene and slow-mo jumps.
Not sure if Metro or Modern Metrowarfare 7: Last Light DLC's campaign

Knife_cz

Quote from: Nik3 on 10-05-201340 minutes in and still following the scripted metro tunnel with boring chase scene and slow-mo jumps. Not sure if Metro or Modern Metrowarfare 7: Last Light DLC's campaign
Implying the first Metro was anyhow different.
Maybe less guns yeah.


jaik

exactly as I predicted -- shit story, terrible characters and the setting was raped by the need for call of duty to appeal to kiddies.
Blake.H: And im also working on whipping him into shape
Blake.H: He's nice
Blake.H: He doesn't moan
Blake.H: The sheer obedience is enough to fuel my erection anyway

Otto

#6
Quote from: lolKieck on 10-05-2013


haha are they serious
what happened to this game

i hope they stick to the roots of the first one, it felt very half life 2ish

lolKieck

Quote from: Otto on 10-05-2013haha are they serious what happened to this game i hope they stick to the roots of the first one, it felt very half life 2ish
NAZI
JUGGERNAUT
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Knife_cz

Quote from: lolKieck on 11-05-2013
Quote from: Otto on 10-05-2013haha are they serious what happened to this game i hope they stick to the roots of the first one, it felt very half life 2ish
NAZI JUGGERNAUT
Well they needed some heavy units after all.
Also they deleted the video lol


jaik

#9
Quote from: knife_cz on 11-05-2013Well they needed some heavy units after all.

that totally is the best reason for anything wrong in this game knife.
the reich(who are all bald and evil, just like ANY national socialist) has exoskeleton soldiers which lore-wise isnt even explainable in any way, because tech of that kind doesn't improve in post-apoc conditions(it actually degrades) and besides, there's no demand for such a thing. metro tunnels are dark and narrow. armored exoskeletons are a terrible way to go. what makes it even more stupid is the heavy armor ontop of the exoskeletons, which means the alloys and servomotors must have been made from a metal stronger than the armor(which was most likely steel) and you cant really acquire that in the metro. and we also have to consider the need for large amounts of very high quality hydraulic fluid(which you wont find in moscow) and a very compact power supply of immeasurable energy density.
Blake.H: And im also working on whipping him into shape
Blake.H: He's nice
Blake.H: He doesn't moan
Blake.H: The sheer obedience is enough to fuel my erection anyway

Knife_cz

Quote from: Jake on 11-05-2013
Quote from: knife_cz on 11-05-2013Well they needed some heavy units after all.
that totally is the best reason for anything wrong in this game knife. the reich(who are all bald and evil, just like ANY national socialist) has exoskeleton soldiers which lore-wise isnt even explainable in any way, because tech of that kind doesn't improve in post-apoc conditions(it actually degrades) and besides, there's no demand for such a thing. metro tunnels are dark and narrow. armored exoskeletons are a terrible way to go. what makes it even more stupid is the heavy armor ontop of the exoskeletons, which means the alloys and servomotors must have been made from a metal stronger than the armor(which was most likely steel) and you cant really acquire that in the metro. and we also have to consider the need for large amounts of very high quality hydraulic fluid(which you wont find in moscow) and a very compact power supply of immeasurable energy density.
I thought that was just metal plates on them ya know


jaik

Quote from: knife_cz on 11-05-2013
Quote from: Jake on 11-05-2013
Quote from: knife_cz on 11-05-2013Well they needed some heavy units after all.
that totally is the best reason for anything wrong in this game knife. the reich(who are all bald and evil, just like ANY national socialist) has exoskeleton soldiers which lore-wise isnt even explainable in any way, because tech of that kind doesn't improve in post-apoc conditions(it actually degrades) and besides, there's no demand for such a thing. metro tunnels are dark and narrow. armored exoskeletons are a terrible way to go. what makes it even more stupid is the heavy armor ontop of the exoskeletons, which means the alloys and servomotors must have been made from a metal stronger than the armor(which was most likely steel) and you cant really acquire that in the metro. and we also have to consider the need for large amounts of very high quality hydraulic fluid(which you wont find in moscow) and a very compact power supply of immeasurable energy density.
I thought that was just metal plates on them ya know
because thin metal plates aren't easily penetrated by 5.45 and if they were heavy, they wouldn't be able to move.
Blake.H: And im also working on whipping him into shape
Blake.H: He's nice
Blake.H: He doesn't moan
Blake.H: The sheer obedience is enough to fuel my erection anyway

TheAndyShandy

The conclusion I can draw from this is that it was a bad idea to give Glukhovsky total creative control of plot aspects, which is what he'd have you believe if you listen to him in those interviews.
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Knife_cz

Well lets see how bad/good the game will be when it will be released, just..remind yourselves of the ME3 which was supposed to be good, yet so many shits ruined the game including the ending, and decisions making no effect.


lolKieck

The only thing I'm wondering about is how can extremist russian nationalists have german accents?
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jaik

Quote from: lolKieck on 12-05-2013The only thing I'm wondering about is how can extremist russian nationalists have german accents?
if they had no german accents then they wouldn't look/feel evil.
Blake.H: And im also working on whipping him into shape
Blake.H: He's nice
Blake.H: He doesn't moan
Blake.H: The sheer obedience is enough to fuel my erection anyway

Knife_cz

Quote from: Jake on 12-05-2013
Quote from: lolKieck on 12-05-2013The only thing I'm wondering about is how can extremist russian nationalists have german accents?
if they had no german accents then they wouldn't look/feel evil.
I thought they all fake them to be more germanish


Otto

#17
from what I've gathered from multiple reviews it's actually really good and the reasons for which people give that it's bad are all nitpicks/meaningless nerdy bs
("there's almost no interaction with the game world.")   who fucking cares

Although I have to admit that Hitler thing is pretty gay.

jaik

Quote from: Otto on 13-05-2013from what I've gathered from multiple reviews it's actually really good and the reasons for which people give that it's bad are all nitpicks/meaningless nerdy bs ("there's almost no interaction with the game world.") who fucking cares Although I have to admit that Hitler thing is pretty gay.

heh i wish i remembered the time when reviewing was fair(hint: it wasnt)

Blake.H: And im also working on whipping him into shape
Blake.H: He's nice
Blake.H: He doesn't moan
Blake.H: The sheer obedience is enough to fuel my erection anyway

Otto

#19
another thing I really don't understand is how they're somehow grouping "linear" with bad.  I mean I like that, it's like reading a book almost
it's fucking stupid they're making you pre-order for a harder difficulty mode though

and yeah I've learned to not trust ign at all, even gamespot is more reliable than them

Maxi96203

Quote from: Jake on 13-05-2013
Quote from: Otto on 13-05-2013from what I've gathered from multiple reviews it's actually really good and the reasons for which people give that it's bad are all nitpicks/meaningless nerdy bs ("there's almost no interaction with the game world.") who fucking cares Although I have to admit that Hitler thing is pretty gay.

heh i wish i remembered the time when reviewing was fair(hint: it wasnt)



implying the slavs had enough roobles to pay off reviewers.
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TheAndyShandy

Quoteimplying the slavs had enough roobles to pay off reviewers.

I'm pretty sure that it's Deep Silver that would be doing the paying off, in which case it's a Germany-based company.
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lolKieck

Quote from: TheAndyShandy on 14-05-2013
Quoteimplying the slavs had enough roobles to pay off reviewers.
I'm pretty sure that it's Deep Silver that would be doing the paying off, in which case it's a Germany-based company.
You mean the Fourth Reich?
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Lucky Pig

Quote from: lolKieck on 14-05-2013
Quote from: TheAndyShandy on 14-05-2013
Quoteimplying the slavs had enough roobles to pay off reviewers.
I'm pretty sure that it's Deep Silver that would be doing the paying off, in which case it's a Germany-based company.
You mean the Fourth Reich?

QUIET YOU SLAV!

Frostee

Its going to be shit you all said.

Its going to suck you all said.