So yeah I had this silly idea since nobody seems to be playing these 'Fast threads games' anymore. I belive it can be pretty good/original game, if you just think about the the srp, and what used to be like...urghhh 'normal' there.
So let me explain how to play:
Basically, what if Stalker games were using the 'main' perks and gameplay from srp? Ill give some examples.
0. When you die you respawn later, only with your suit and money (Unless they tied you, silly me).
1. Every stalker in Zone could chat with you.
2. Female lesbian stalkers / Military experiments stalkers coming to Zone.
3. Only 8 people in each faction at once, since they have 'cap'.
4. Nearly every Stalker would like to rob you.
5. You'd need creator's auth to get Exosuit/SKAT/SEVA.
6. Sometime you would see a jumping stalker on one place.
7. Rarely you'd see stalkers lying on the floor, yelling 'Can I IRP instead of death?'
8. You'd be called 'stalker' in the ranking, in the PDA. Since you bought only 20€ version.
9. When you shoot someone it a sign pops out right next to him - damage report.
10. When you kill someone, suddenly his friends pop out of nowhere, knowing exactly where you are. (Uhuhu what could have caused this?)
11. Every melee hit to head is instant KO.
12. Nearly every factioner is pretty angry-looking.
13. When you enter DUTY you are always searched.
14. You can be bloodsucker if you bought the Limited Edition!
15. Freedom is was the only active faction/duty doesn't appear in any of the games.
16) if you display any kind of suspicious behaviour, you will be killed for being a bandit.
17) knowing admins will get you any kind of gear or positions
18) complaining, no matter how constructive, about the game is going to earn you a reputation damage.
19) being an admin gives you access to the cheat self-reward menu.
20) The Matrix (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oHOv9p9dHQ#) (Admin gameplay)
21) Everyone is 7ft super strong fearless 1337 ninjas with super skills.
22) freedom has reached the first stages of parkinson's , often having random head spasms and constantly nodding at you
23) Traders never give jobs. Money appears in your pockets magically instead.
24) Everyone speaks English but by some unknown force they belive that they are actually speaking Russian/Ukranian.
25) Mutants are taking gear off dead stalkers for unknown reasons.
26) Every medkit has infinite amount of morphine/bandages and bloodpacks.
27) A sniper has to tell you that he shot you.
28) Bodies are disappearing, even inside buildings by unknown force.
29. Every Stalker has a similar back story of murdered parents.
30. Every person in the zone has once been in Monolith and escaped it's grasp.
31. Every stalker is capable of smuggling illegal things through the Duty checkpoint
32. Exos can stop assault rifle bullets point blank range
33. Everyone who enters the Zone has a makarov and ammo in their pockets magically
34) Ecologists are not actual doctors or scientist and are not in the zone to study it but are instead evil mad deranged scientist who wish to perform nazi like torture experiments. Oh and to use the artifacts for sexual pleasure.
35) Being forced to miss people when they're right next to you.
37) Hitting a target is dependant on rolling dice.
38) The Makarov might as well be a melee weapon due to it's inaccuracy
39) Military soldiers on checkpoint can no longer be bribed to get throught. They shoot you on sight instead.
b) Even if you are hired by Military, and you are 'milimerc' you still have a chance to be shot on sight.
c) Sometime there are no soldiers at the checkpoint, and if you walk inside their checkpoint / or further inside their base - a wild Hind appears.
40) Emission? /charfallover
41) Change char then change char again to avoid fights and avoid gear loss.
42) Bloodsuckers are more common than zombies
43) Traders have an unlimited stock that they hold inside of their hands
44) Faction leaders fight and wear heavy armor
45) Freedom is more liked than Duty
45) Duty is more centered around themselves than helping Stalkers
47) a) Stalkers are women (TnB)
b) Stalkers are really teenage boys
48) It doesn't matter how good you are, you will never get respect unless you're an admin, in which case people just kiss your ass
49) You have to be an admin to get anything
50) If you are not an admin, you can't have any suits
51) a) Your life means nothing
b) The life of your faction members means nothing
53) If you somehow get captured by Military, they will most likely torture you like sadists instead of putting a bullet inside your head.
54) A new important perk in the game : you can have companions.
54) b) Your companions are actually bandits planning to rob you later. Then each other. They will kill you regardless though.
55) If you attempt you join a faction you must go through a considerable amount of paperwork.
56) Throwing money at Silver will result in magically obtained Grozas and Exo suits.
57) You will never see anyone because no-one is ever on.
58. If you're using makarov you might as well use your bare hands because people can suddenly take several 9x18 rounds to the torso, also a crowbar does even more damage than a makarov for some reason.
59. Somehow even if you are hit your light kevlar vest will stop that AK round and you won't feel any pain or even stumble.
60. Occasionally every stalker gets together to drive around the Zone for the magical gods to give them gear.
61. Even small amounts of radiation kill you in under five minutes.
62. Factions don't actually fight because they might lose their gear. Military is an exception because they have infinite hinds.
63) Sewers and undergrounds are a walk in the park due to inactivity of mutants.
64) From time to time you meet a stalker named 'sdsadsadsa dsfkfsefesfef'
65) INA7HAN can't read/count
66) You can breath under water.
67) If you wear a Trenchcoat, you are automatically bandit. If you wear merc suit - you are mercenary. Therefore if you wear Freedom suit in SoC, you will get shot by DUTY : ( ).
68) slaves happen, and everyone tries to be a white knight. -everyone- (except military they liked slave operations for some reason)
69) All females are whores
70) Freedom and Duty have the same amount of suits and protection, for example, the same amount of Exoskeletons, even though Freedom is terrorism and Duty is rich zone police
71) Exoskeleton frame somehow makes your old suit almost bulletproof.
72) If you don't own 3-4 other games loosly related to the game you will get ERRORS and purple and black checked textures
74) Every once in a while everyone stops and their minds telepathically argue about stupid fucking shit, during this time people usually hop around and spin randomly.
75) After dying and respawning, you need to pretent that you got no idea how you died.
76) a) (Old SRP) Even if you are not a mercenary, you want a mercenary suit because of how immensely cheap they are and how little they cost.
b) (New SRP) Even if you are not a mercenary, you want a mercenary suit because of how immensely powerful they are and how much they cost.
77) Occasionally a strong gust of wind comes in from the north and blows over comrade chorei
A) No matter where comrade Chorei is, underground, inside. No matter what he'll be knocked over anyway
78) Nightvision is completly useless at night.
79) When it gets dark outside, you will go blind, regardless of any light sources.
80) Everyone will tell you "Get out of here STALKER" even if you're supposed to be there or were invited for any reason.
81) Sometimes you will see someone standing still for hours on end doing nothing. (Money farming)
82) If you tried to rob a barkeep pre-2009, you would likely find yourself with a 12 inch sausage shoved up your ass.
83) Sometimes if you pointed your flashlight in the air you could see strange shadows that resembled stalkers usually in exoskeletons.
84) Monolith will often stare menacingly at you instead of attacking immediately.
-Since someone had alot of time (yes it was Gonztah, how did you know?) we will put these in the first post, so you do not have to scroll down that much. Continue on page three lol.
- And so on, I belive you can make some funny ones : ( ).
Edit: Jesus, the title is supposed to be 'What if S.T.A.L.K.E.R games were more like SRP?' not 'What is S.T.A.L.K.E.R games were more like SRP?' Hope nobody noticed before I could fix it :o - Edit2: It was copied from pastebin.com , that's why the letters have..such color.
Smells like a GVC post.
EDIT
Unless you are making a game out of this.
15. Freedom is was the only active faction/duty doesn't appear in any of the games.
EDIT
Is to Was
16) if you display any kind of suspicious behaviour, you will be killed for being a bandit.
17) knowing admins will get you any kind of gear or positions
18) complaining, no matter how constructive, about the game is going to earn you a reputation damage.
19) being an admin gives you access to the cheat self-reward menu.
20) Admin Gameplay (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oHOv9p9dHQ#)
21) Everyone is 7ft super strong fearless 1337 ninjas with super skills.
Quote from: lolKieck on 27-09-2012
20) Admin Gameplay (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oHOv9p9dHQ#)
lol
22) freedom has reached the first stages of parkinson's , often having random head spasms and constantly nodding at you
23) Traders never give jobs. Money appears in your pockets magically instead.
Quote from: Tom on 27-09-2012
23) Traders never give jobs. Money appears in your pockets magically instead.
LOL, hilarious one.
24) Everyone speaks English but by some unknown force they belive that they are actually speaking Russian/Ukranian.
25) Mutants are taking gear off dead stalkers for unknown reasons.
26) Every medkit has infinite amount of morphine/bandages and bloodpacks.
27) A sniper has to tell you that he shot you.
28) Bodies are disappearing, even inside buildings by unknown force.
Ï can't get rid off the feeling that I am missing something, something that should have been posted already.
(Credit to Miller for 26/27, he is '2lazy2write' :3)
29. Every Stalker has a similar back story of murdered parents.
30. Every person in the zone has once been in Monolith and escaped it's grasp.
31. Every stalker is capable of smuggling illegal things through the Duty checkpoint
32. Exos can stop assault rifle bullets point blank range
33. Everyone who enters the Zone has a makarov and ammo in their pockets magically
34) Ecologists are not actual doctors or scientist and are not in the zone to study it but are instead evil mad deranged scientist who wish to perform nazi like torture experiments. Oh and to use the artifacts for sexual pleasure.
35) Being forced to miss people when they're right next to you.
Quote from: HitMan5523 on 27-09-2012
35) Being forced to miss people when they're right next to you.
36) Backflips
Quote from: Tom on 27-09-2012
34) Ecologists are not actual doctors or scientist and are not in the zone to study it but are instead evil mad deranged scientist who wish to perform nazi like torture experiments. Oh and to use the artifacts for sexual pleasure.
OH GOD! I actually remember Blake showing an artifact up a Bandits ass.
Quote from: Lucky Piig on 27-09-2012
Quote from: Tom on 27-09-2012
34) Ecologists are not actual doctors or scientist and are not in the zone to study it but are instead evil mad deranged scientist who wish to perform nazi like torture experiments. Oh and to use the artifacts for sexual pleasure.
OH GOD! I actually remember Blake showing an artifact up a Bandits ass.
One of many successful experiments in the field of "Blake Science"
37) Hitting a target is dependant on rolling dice.
38) The Makarov might as well be a melee weapon due to it's inaccuracy
39) Military soldiers on checkpoint can no longer be bribed to get throught. They shoot you on sight instead.
b) Even if you are hired by Military, and you are 'milimerc' you still have a chance to be shot on sight.
c) Sometime there are no soldiers at the checkpoint, and if you walk inside their checkpoint / or further inside their base - a wild Hind appears.
40) Emission? /charfallover
41) Change char then change char again to avoid fights and avoid gear loss.
42) Bloodsuckers are more common than zombies
43) Traders have an unlimited stock that they hold inside of their hands
44) Faction leaders fight and wear heavy armor
45) Freedom is more liked than Duty
45) Duty is more centered around themselves than helping Stalkers
46) Duty is teenage boys
47) a) Stalkers are women (TnB)
b) Stalkers are really teenage boys
48) It doesn't matter how good you are, you will never get respect unless you're an admin, in which case people just kiss your ass
49) You have to be an admin to get anything
50) If you are not an admin, you can't have any suits
51) a) Your life means nothing
b) The life of your faction members means nothing
52) Fuck
Quote from: knife_cz on 28-09-2012
39) Military soldiers on checkpoint can no longer be bribed to get throught. They shoot you on sight instead.
b) Even if you are hired by Military, and you are 'milimerc' you still have a chance to be shot on sight.
c) Sometime there are no soldiers at the checkpoint, and if you walk inside their checkpoint / or further inside their base - a wild Hind appears.
Should be more like "If you approach the checkpoint or encounter military you have a high chance of being tortured" I remeber the days when it was like that.
53) If you somehow get captured by Military, they will most likely torture you like sadists instead of putting a bullet inside your head.
I remember how they burnt me alive once. It was on...urghhh Redemption I belive. Heh.
54) A new important perk in the game : you can have companions.
Quote from: knife_cz on 28-09-2012
53) If you somehow get captured by Military, they will most likely torture you like sadists instead of putting a bullet inside your head.
I remember how they burnt me alive once. It was on...urghhh Redemption I belive. Heh.
54) A new important perk in the game : you can have companions.
I recall how they beat the shit out of me and dropped me off a roof of a warehouse.
54) b) Your companions are actually bandits planning to rob you later. Then each other. They will kill you regardless though.
55) If you attempt you join a faction you must go through a considerable amount of paperwork.
56) Throwing money at Silver will result in magically obtained Grozas and Exo suits.
57) You will never see anyone because no-one is ever on.
58. If you're using makarov you might as well use your bare hands because people can suddenly take several 9x18 rounds to the torso, also a crowbar does even more damage than a makarov for some reason.
59. Somehow even if you are hit your light kevlar vest will stop that AK round and you won't feel any pain or even stumble.
60. Occasionally every stalker gets together to drive around the Zone for the magical gods to give them gear.
61. Even small amounts of radiation kill you in under five minutes.
62. Factions don't actually fight because they might lose their gear. Military is an exception because they have infinite hinds.
59) Sewers and undergrounds are a walk in the park due to inactivity of mutants.
64) From time to time you meet a stalker named 'sdsadsadsa dsfkfsefesfef'
(Counting INA7HAN's post as 63)
Quote from: knife_cz on 29-09-2012
64) From time to time you meet a stalker named 'sdsadsadsa dsfkfsefesfef'
(Counting INA7HAN's post as 63)
65) INA7HAN can't read/count
Quote from: ㅎㅎLocke on 28-09-2012
55) If you attempt you join a faction you must go through a considerable amount of paperwork.
randomly appearing locke out of the
blue grave
66) You can breath under water.
67) If you were Trenchcoat, you are automatically bandit. If you wear merc suit - you are mercenary. Therefore if you wear Freedom suit in SoC, you will get shot by DUTY : ( ).
68) slaves happen, and everyone tries to be a white knight. -everyone- (except military they liked slave operations for some reason)
69) All females are whores (TnB)
Why the fuck is this the most active thread in HGN? Oh wait...
Quote from: Frostee on 29-09-2012
Why the fuck is this the most active thread in HGN? Oh wait...
Because it becomes publicly acceptable to bash HGN SRP on the HGN forums
70) Freedom and Duty have the same amount of suits and protection, for example, the same amount of Exoskeletons, even though Freedom is terrorism and Duty is rich zone police
71) Exoskeleton frame somehow makes your old suit almost bulletproof.
72) If you don't own 3-4 other games loosly related to the game you will get ERRORS and purple and black checked textures
Quote from: Lent23 on 29-09-2012
Quote from: Frostee on 29-09-2012
Why the fuck is this the most active thread in HGN? Oh wait...
Because it becomes publicly acceptable to bash HGN SRP on the HGN forums
70) Freedom and Duty have the same amount of suits and protection, for example, the same amount of Exoskeletons, even though Freedom is terrorism and Duty is rich zone police
you forgot freedom has paycheck farmers
oh and stalkers help freedom fight duty
also dont locke this thread please
i see what you did there
Quote from: lolKieck on 29-09-2012
Quote from: Lent23 on 29-09-2012
Quote from: Frostee on 29-09-2012
Why the fuck is this the most active thread in HGN? Oh wait...
Because it becomes publicly acceptable to bash HGN SRP on the HGN forums
70) Freedom and Duty have the same amount of suits and protection, for example, the same amount of Exoskeletons, even though Freedom is terrorism and Duty is rich zone police
you forgot freedom has paycheck farmers
oh and stalkers help freedom fight duty
also dont locke this thread please
You forgot Duty hasn't existed for a good year.
Quote from: SGT-Spartans on 29-09-2012
Quote from: lolKieck on 29-09-2012
Quote from: Lent23 on 29-09-2012
Quote from: Frostee on 29-09-2012
Why the fuck is this the most active thread in HGN? Oh wait...
Because it becomes publicly acceptable to bash HGN SRP on the HGN forums
70) Freedom and Duty have the same amount of suits and protection, for example, the same amount of Exoskeletons, even though Freedom is terrorism and Duty is rich zone police
you forgot freedom has paycheck farmers
oh and stalkers help freedom fight duty
also dont locke this thread please
You forgot Duty hasn't existed for a good year.
Jeez its not bashing the HGN server, its just for fun - and it is interesting to see what people come up with, what they remind of from our srp server. It is a 'forum game' for a reason.
And, hey just try to imagine how STALKER games would look with the srp perks :D .
Quote from: INA7HAN on 29-09-2012
69) All females are whores (TnB)
This is HGN, not TnB. Don't talk about their server.
____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
73) You can no longer obtain Faction suits from faction traders.
74) Every once in a while everyone stops and their minds telepathically argue about stupid fucking shit, during this time people usually hop around and spin randomly.
75) After dying and respawning, you need to pretent that you got no idea how you died.
76) a) (Old SRP) Even if you are not a mercenary, you want a mercenary suit because of how immensely cheap they are and how little they cost.
b) (New SRP) Even if you are not a mercenary, you want a mercenary suit because of how immensely powerful they are and how much they cost.
Quote from: Lent23 on 30-09-2012
b) (New SRP) Even if you are not a mercenary, you want a mercenary suit because of how immensely powerful they are and how much they cost.
No.
Trench Coat for the same price (5000) gave around 17% protection when mercenary suit for the same price gave around 8%.
Quote from: Lent23 on 30-09-2012
76) a) (Old SRP) Even if you are not a mercenary, you want a mercenary suit because of how it gives protection while stalker suit does not.
b) (New SRP) Even if you are not a mercenary, you want a mercenary suit because of how immensely cheap they are and how little they cost.
newbie
I'll fix this for you
Quote from: lolKieck on 30-09-2012
Quote from: Lent23 on 30-09-2012
76) a) (Old SRP) Even if you are not a mercenary, you want a mercenary suit because of how it gives protection while stalker suit does not.
b) (New SRP) Even if you are not a mercenary, you want a mercenary suit because of how immensely cheap they are and how little they cost.
newbie
I'll fix this for you
In current SRP, Mercenary suits (Even Recon) are more protective and cost more than the STALKER Sunrise Suits.S'cuse me whilst I...
Recon Mercenary Suit - 30% - 9 KG - Estimated sale price of 24,000 RU
Sunrise Suit - 30% - 7 KG - Estimated sale price of 18,000 RU
... There.
What am I, stupid? The mercenary equipment overload is something I wanted to avoid, hence their distribution only to the higher-tier trading levels and price/weight jump in comparison to other options.
Quote from: Lent23 on 30-09-2012
Quote from: lolKieck on 30-09-2012
Quote from: Lent23 on 30-09-2012
76) a) (Old SRP) Even if you are not a mercenary, you want a mercenary suit because of how it gives protection while stalker suit does not.
b) (New SRP) Even if you are not a mercenary, you want a mercenary suit because of how immensely cheap they are and how little they cost.
newbie
I'll fix this for you
In current SRP, Mercenary suits (Even Recon) are more protective and cost more than the STALKER Sunrise Suits.
when I started to play SRP Sunrise suits didnt even give any armor
77) Occasionally a strong gust of wind comes in from the north and blows over comrade chorei
Quote from: Tom on 30-09-2012
77) Occasionally a strong gust of wind comes in from the north and blows over comrade chorei
A) No matter where comrade Chorei is, underground, inside. No matter what he'll be knocked over anyway
Quote from: Gonztah on 30-09-2012
Quote from: Tom on 30-09-2012
77) Occasionally a strong gust of wind comes in from the north and blows over comrade chorei
A) No matter where comrade Chorei is, underground, inside. No matter what he'll be knocked over anyway
B) And everyone telepathically laughs at him
Fuck you guys.
78) Nightvision is completly useless at night.
Quote from: knife_cz on 02-10-2012
78) Nightvision turns everything obnoxiously green and you go blind from the green, and its completly useless at night.
Fixed
Quote from: Tom on 02-10-2012
Quote from: knife_cz on 02-10-2012
78) Nightvision turns everything obnoxiously green and you go blind from the green, and its completly useless at night.
Fixed
As I said COMPLETLY useless.
But anyway, the first time when I bought them (Or found them lying around?) back on cakescript..oh god. I was so disappointed.
79) When it gets dark outside, you will go blind, regardless of any light sources.
Standing under a ceiling or inside of a building remedy the temporary blindness.
80) Everyone will tell you "Get out of here STALKER" even if you're supposed to be there or were invited for any reason.
81) Sometimes you will see someone standing still for hours on end doing nothing. (Money farming)
Quote from: INA7HAN on 03-10-2012
81) Sometimes you will see someone standing still for hours on end doing nothing. (Money farming)
If you decide to kill these people on your own, you may end up in limbo for a few hours.
82) If you tried to rob a barkeep pre-2009, you would likely find yourself with a 12 inch sausage shoved up your ass.
(This is a shoutout to MRD and Bagelz)
Quote from: ㅎㅎLocke on 04-10-2012
(This is a shoutout to MRD and Bagelz)
they're dead
rip in peace.
83) Sometimes if you pointed your flashlight in the air you could see strange shadows that resembled stalkers usually in exoskeletons.
84) Monolith will often stare menacingly at you instead of attacking immediately.
-snip-
Aight this thread is really good. Reviving for giving a good chuckle despite its age
Quote from: lolKieck on 30-09-2012
Quote from: Lent23 on 30-09-2012
Quote from: lolKieck on 30-09-2012
Quote from: Lent23 on 30-09-2012
76) a) (Old SRP) Even if you are not a mercenary, you want a mercenary suit because of how it gives protection while stalker suit does not.
b) (New SRP) Even if you are not a mercenary, you want a mercenary suit because of how immensely cheap they are and how little they cost.
newbie
I'll fix this for you
In current SRP, Mercenary suits (Even Recon) are more protective and cost more than the STALKER Sunrise Suits.
when I started to play SRP Sunrise suits didnt even give any armor
when i started to play srp sunrise suits didn't even exist