So, one person inserts anything into a vending machine, and the next person decides what comes out. Then that person inserts something else into it.
Example: I insert a coin.
-next person-
You get advanced prostate cancer.
I insert a cat.
et cetera.
I'll start.
I insert an awesomeface.
You get diabetes
I insert a Major Fluffy.
You get a pissed off black man.
I insert 4chan.
You get a flamewar
I insert My Soul
You get back Hell.
I insert pie.
I get pie to eat xD
I insert Murloc Spys who are sapping the vending machine
You get back a pissed Murloc Pyro who kills you
I insert Steam
You get space kitty that eatz your face
I insert Waffelz
You get a pissed off bird (o.O)
I insert a president
You recieve bad economy
I insert vending machine
You get a nail in the face.
i insert my penis *i know where this will go...*
You recieve Nothing, but fire and impaled penis
I insert HGN
You get E-Drama.
I insert Gandalf saying "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!".
You get a Balrog.
I insert a Paper.
You get a tree.
I insert Gollum
You get Gimli.
I insert a Pizza.
You get KFC.
I insert a gay book.
You get a gay friend.
I insert a dog.
you get a gay cat
i insert Alex Mercer
You get your balls chopped off by Alex Mercer.
I insert a Jonas Brother CD Album.
**The Jonas Brother's CD pops back out decapitating you.
You get a headless you!
I insert Strelok.
You get Strelok's blood cause he can't fit.
I insert my computer.
You get a lot copied CD games.
I insert my keyboard.
You get a key back.
I insert Awasomness.
I get DarkAngels Charackter Sakura Akeike
i put in a Rose
You get a pepsi.
I put in a car.
You get tractor
I insert A geek
You get a hot girl
I insert my face
You turn into the opposite sex.
I insert one dollar.
You get a Coke
I insert Russia
Russia inserts you
I insert 5 dolla
You get Subway
I insert lock picking skills
You get locking skills.
I insert A freedumb
You get weed
I insert a postwhore
You get Radek, (mohahaha)
I insert Radek O.o
You get a postwhore
I insert a postwhore
INFINITE LOOP LOL
No..
I insert a vending machine
You get 3 boring films
I insert /b/
You get a disease infested needle to the dick.
I insert the machine itself >:3
You get a coin.
I insert a lobster.
You get a crab.
I insert the coin.
You get back every single thing that that has ever come in to the machine.
I insert Klp4's Head.
You get banned from HGN
I insert my hand.
You get a cheeseburger with a nice milkshake!
I insert an alien.
You recieve superstition
I insert homework
You get completed work
I insert a wish!
You get a decapitated penis.
I insert your mothers thong
You get a drunk murloc.
I insert a flipper.
You get "Death From The Tide".
I insert a drunk murloc.
You get a dead murloc.
I insert pie!
A cloud of cancer comes from the slot and floats into your mouth.
I insert my dick ( then pull it out )
Your dick gets chopped off
I insert a unicorn!
You get a unicorn, only to realise it´s a gay unicorn here to rape you. You cannot run.
I insert AIDS.
Then you get aids.
I insert Tay Zonday!
You get an angry Mister Yadnoz Yat
I insert A Jellyfish.
You Get a Chinese Keyboard.
I Insert a Swedish Crown. (Swedish Money)
You get Awsomeness
I insert more Awsomeness.
You get more Swedish Crowns.
I insert Counter Strike 1.6.
You get The Sims 3
I insert a pirate!
You get a Pirate ship!(but he takes your vallet as he goes in)
I insert a Hammer.
You get a nail lodged in your forehead.
I insert some cum.
You get Cum back into your Face
I Insert a Tyranid
You get...
Ehh...
You get A bigger Tyranid.
I insert A spycrab.
You get a bottle containing a flame.
I insert an insertion
You get back a simple: "DENIED!"
I insert Caramelldansen.
You get an angry fucking swede.. Aka me.
(That thing is spreading! Stop it dear god!)
I insert A minigun!
You get a nerf minigun with no darts and no spring
I insert a dollar ( GOD GUYS ITS NOT WORKING CAUSE UR PUTTING STUPID STUFF IN IT)
You recieve nothing
I insert my donated blood.
You get Carameldansen
I Inster over 9000 $
You get a scouter.
I insert Goku.
You get a little monkey.
I insert Assassinator.
You get assassinated
I insert Duke Nukem.
You get A pet pig.
I insert A pound coin.
"The damn thing doesn't take dollars either.."
"EPIC IDEA"
***Headcrabs runs off, and returns with A live TNT.
***Headcrabs immediately puts the TNT up the chute.
"Lets see what goodies this little baby has..."
You recieve a note on the bomb saying DEFUSED, GAMEOVER
I insert alot of paper
You half of that paper.
I insert balls of steel.
You lose them and they spew out in your face as molten metal.
I insert MAG disc.
You get CoD
I insert a fat trader
You get a sick fuck,fat basterd, trader.
I insert pepsi.
you get back a dollar
i insert my penis
You get aids...
I insert another vending machine.
You get a duck.
I insert George Bush
You get George Bush Jr.
I insert George Bush Jr.
You get George Bush
I insert Cheetos (Flamin' Hot)
you get them spit back out.
I insert a million pesos
You get Mexico.
I insert Mexico.
You get a pink sombrero with flowers.
I insert a mexican saying "Si, fly."
you reiveive cancer.
i insert a dollar
You get a milkshake
I insert a insert
You get a vending machine game
I insert disney and cocain
you get penetrated by a fat man. *inserted*
i insert a dog
You get a cat.
I insert over 9000.
you recieve under 9000
i insert your mom
You recieve your dad.
I insert a banhammer.
Then you ban hammer'd the machine.
I insert UnBan hammer
You recive a MAGnum.
I insert Dead Murlocs.
You get ownage.
I insert Radek's dead body.
You get out an angry Radek that kills you.
I insert Weapons
There is a fire, and all bullets shoot out, killing you.
I insert 1 dollar.
you receive 50 cents
i insert a condom
You get a package.'
I insert Dragons!
You get two ducks
I insert a pencil
You get it sharpened
i insert a dog
You get a mangled dog inside a vending machine and his chopped off tail comes out.
I insert a cat.
You get a cheeseburger.
I insert a president
You get George W. Bush
I insert cum.
You get your mom (Sorry i just had to)
I insert Posts.
You recieve flames and more posts.
I insert a ticking timebomb
Granted, you recieve an explosion when it blows up.
I insert an explosion.
You get nothing
I insert myself.
You get death.
I insert an achievement.
You get Garry.
I insert A Sword.
You get a shield.
I insert a murloc.
Quote from: Assassinator1097 on 14-10-2009
You get a shield.
I insert a murloc.
You get a canceled WoW subscription.
I insert anti-matter.
You recieve a 500,000 bill for radiation poisoning.
I insert my dick.
you get a stub
i insert a dollar
You get a can, which hits your balls and penis, making you Eunuch.
I insert a lolcat.
you get a litter of kittydogs.
I insert my penis.
You Recieve a Vagina?
I insert time itself
you get down syndrome
I insert the country of australia
You get a pissed sniper "Jarating" you until dying from internal cutting, massive bleeding, infection and smell.
I insert Doomburguer
It's gets stuck half way and all you get is "burger".
I insert a hotdog.
You get a Dog.
I insert Stars.
You get a son. (Son as in a person, not a star)
I insert the earth.
You get.. Rubble..
I insert The universe.
You get my dick
I insert a strange smelling brown liquid
You get diarrea.
I insert my maths teacher
You get an English teacher.
I insert thirty dollars.
You get nothing!
I insert myself!
You get death.
I insert Carnage.
You get a hot dog
I insert my english teacher and the one that assasinator dispensed me
You get a science teacher.
I insert a principle.
I hate my science teacher DAMN.
You get more school and less vacations
I insert Churro 'cause he didn't insert anything.
I cant go in.
You get fail.
I insert your murlocs
you get a face full of fail
i insert a asian
You get a sweat shop.
I insert $1.
It gets stuck inside.
I insert WIN!
you get back all your fail, you souldnt of got rid of you tiny bit of win, cause u mostly got fail
i insert a egg roll
You get a pingas roll.
I insert a umbrella lol
You get a virus.
I insert S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
You get an angry military soldier
I insert dramatic chipmunk
you get lots of views, but only trolls and bad ratings
i inset your mom
FAIL! you didnt insert, you get raped by spartans
I insert a hamster
what are you talking about?
you get back a turtle.
i insert a wedge of cheese
you edited your last post.........
You get cheese bits
I insert money
you get back nothing.
i insert your mom again
You get a shit on the face
I i insert your uncle
you get back 2 i's
i insert my foot.
You get banned for postwhoring.
I insert a A.K.A.C.-Device.
(Anti Keyfoot And Churro5 Device)
Eeer, you get the babies of Churro and Keyfoot?
I insert Black Sun (The artifact)
You get no comment.
I pute in Locke.
You get a picklock
I insert a Toe.
You get a mutated hybrid of Tunddruff, Energy Drink products and a vending machine mixed together.
(https://forums.hypergamer.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi530.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fdd345%2FFragger21%2Fsubway_variant_nolights0005.jpg&hash=19dd14d45dba2631c3c85c98eccd5eead246c4e2)
I instert penis
Your dick gets sliced off, Damn..
I insert a Nuke
Quote from: Poxkillerd on 25-10-2009
Your dick gets sliced off, Damn..
I insert a Nuke
It's a dud.
I insert Pox's dick.
It get stuck and you get nothing.
I insert a CD
you get back a song
i insert dark angels want
You get annoyance.
I insert a RPG.
you get a crying baby
i insert a tit
You recieve a phonebook
I insert a remote
You get a T.V.
I insert a monitor.
You get a screen!
I insert Fail
You get win.
I insert a tube of toothpaste.
You get a toothbrush.
I insert floss.
You get bits of food.
I insert Spiders
You get bits of spiders.
I insert scorpions.
You get bees
I insert murlock!
You get epicness.
I insert Dark Angel.
You get Fallen Earth
i insert a comical joke
You get the end of the world
I insert Lawyers
You get BloodSuckers
Insert Bacon
(kinda revived it i know:P)
You get a pig.
I insert Goose.
You get an egg.
I insert an old crappy laptop
You get a new desktop.
I insert Dark Angel´s avatar.
You get a Gordon Freeman
I insert you.
You recieve me
I insert phone
You get Shitty reception
Insert HD TV
You get screen lag, and cannot play rock band :'(
I insert my own death certificate
You get hundreds of mourner's from HGN
Insert mento's
You get...
The Mentos Thief 2 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAatBXvWwik&feature=related#normal)
I insert Fallout 3
You receive disappointment
I insert educati0n!
You receive useless brain.
I insert lolcats !
You get funny pictures.
I insert Advice Dog.
You get an advice how to get murloc pet and costume.
I insert a snork.
You get a hunter.
I insert Left 4 Dead 2.
Your body gets switched with Rochelle and you die instantly in Versus mode ending your poor miserable life for ever, well at least until the next round.
I insert an apple.
You get a pear.
I insert Blake's avatar.
You recieve a disfigured fat guy smiling creepily at you.
I insert my alarm clock.
You get snooze.
I insert spy.
You get french accent and a balaclava and the phrase "Gentleman?"
I insert Pyro
You get a gasmask and an axe for kids.
I insert Ezio from AC2.
You get awesomesauce.
I insert Altair.
You get 2x Altair
I insert my depression
You get our happiness.
I insert Dark Angel.
You get Evil Lesbian
Insert Chinese people
You recieve war and Korean hatred.
I insert Water
You get cocaine
I insert Dark's nothing.
You get Murlocks
I insert hentai
You get mentlegen.
I insert A dragon.
You get's lots and lots of fire.
I insert wow.
You get a cup of hot water and a used tampon. TEA TIME ANYONE!?
*Inserts coin*
You get A soda.
*Inserts vending machine itself into the machine*
You get a toilet
I insert Time
You get a TIME PARADOX!
I insert headcrabs..
I burst out and zombify you.
I insert an Ubercharge.
A heavy's chaingun pops out and shoots you in the face!
In former Soviet Russia, coin inserts you!
You get A me.
Because it spat me back out.
I insert a bucket of paint.
You get paint splatter around your entire house
I insert a trophy.
You get mauled by a grizzly
I insert lesbian porn...
You get a slap from a Catholic nun.
I insert internet.
you get a virus
I insert Somalia
Soviet Russia gets you.
I insert ZOMBAHS!
you get riden by a jocket
Insert Garry Newman
You get a bugged SRP.
I insert LUL.
You get a ceiling cat
I insert Steam..
You get Compresses Steam (Water)
I insert Silver's Father (Gold Paladin)
You get his:
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I insert nothing
You get (https://forums.hypergamer.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fscrapetv.com%2FNews%2FNews%2520Pages%2FPolitics%2FImages%2Fto-do-list-nothing.jpg&hash=bf6df302b733173d3a36ad07f1bfd62ef146fb54)
Insert Sharpie marker
You get high.
Rosie O'Donnel
You get Fat old ladie with Downs syndorme
Insert Shitty speakers
You get this.. (sorry for the small image)
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I insert Ozzy Osbourne...
You get a crazy old man who can't talk, but can scream "AIE AIE AIE!"
I insert 100 Lockpicks.
You end up with 100 broken lockpicks
I insert Dick Cheney..
You get Cheney Dick.
I insert a bukkit.
You get a bucket.
I insert the Holy Grail filled with Chuck Norris's blood.
You get a kitty
Insert M82 Barrett Anti-Talk Rifle.
You get a bulet for it.
I insert a gas mask.
You get gassed.
I insert the Universe
You get Omniverse.
I insert STALKER universe.
You get Fallout Universe
I insert Omniverse.
You get black holes
I insert Cookie Monster.
You get a crack addict.
I insert Fluffy.
You get more Fluffy.
I insert Pillsbury.
You get a soldier's rocket up the ass!
i insert a demoman's only eye in...
You get a eye bomb its an explosive eye horray
Insert Santa Claus (The fat old man that breaks into your house and leaves presents for little children in the middle of night while eating their cookies and drinking their milk)
You get pedobear
I insert HGN.
You get NGH.
I insert a wish.
You get a curse.
I insert shoes.
Get a hobo
Insert red
You get pink.
I insert Wish Grantuh.
You get a ghey wish.
I insert me.
You get a soda can.
I insert an Ecologist.
You get Egg head
Insert Cinamin bun.
You get covered in white stuffs
I insert Rings
You get Rangs.
I insert Chewbacca.
You get your head chomped off by it.
I insert Wolves.
You get shot to hell.
I insert CoD4.
You get Medal of Honor: Frontline.
I insert Caterpillars.
You get Slimy Dildos
I Insert a Jolly Rancher
You get a sucker
I insert a fake quarter
You get the cop's
I insert a Ruble
You get a penny.
I insert LULZ.
A snake comes from behind you and slides up your arse.
Oh, and you get a rofl.
I insert the vending machine into the vending machine then a calculator that has 5 divided by zero ready to be worked out.
The Vending Machine asplode.
I insert a Sapper
You get a spy!
I insert anime freaks
You get a used condom...
I insert a bullet.
You get a dildo.
I insert Plutonium.
You get a mutated Darkangel xD
I insert my self
You get yourself.
I insert a rat.
You get a mouse.
I insert a snork.
You get clawed in the face
I insert Yaoi.
You get Yuri
I insert Fluffy.
You get unFluffy.
I insert lulz. Again.
You get Epic Fail.
I insert Half-Life 2 Pronz.
You get a screwed up computer
I insert an army of starfish
get herpes in a jar
Insert assorted lengths of yarn.
You get a Makarov.
I insert my old socks.
You get chemical warfare
Insert MW2
You get CoD4:MW
I insert Goose.
You get Goosey.
I insert Yaoi.
You get Hentai
I insert Banners
You get rage quit
I insert Crussaria RP.
You get the First Order.
I insert Corpse Brigade.
You get roadkill
I insert K-Nifes
You get a knife.
I insert Willy Wanka.
You get his secret chocolate made out of humans (EPIC MOVIE)
I insert S.T.A.L.K.E.R Mutant Hunter book
You get S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Human Hunter book.
I insert a high-five. WAZZAP !
You got a low-five. PAZZAW
I insert the Zone.
You go blind.
I shove in my big........fat.......hairy......juicy.......................................toe.
The machine cuts it off and your penis shrinks down to 1/4th of an inch.
I insert my vending machine.
the game
Insert Child Porn.
IP gets tracked and you are raided by S.W.A.T., after apprehension you spend sixty years in jail and lose all of your stuff when you get out.
I insert my gumball machine.
you get back a japanese underwear dispensing machine
i insert a naked asian man
you get pee flavored coke
i insert three fiddy
you get the lockness monster
i insert squaids
You get aids!
I inser my proxy server.
You get back anal mayhem
i insert your mom
You get a troll.
I insert a troll.
You get his mom!
I insert Little Elf
You get Silverknight
I insert an ecologist application.
You get an Ecologist.
I insert some icing before shouting out that i lost my icing then screaming out yabba alot.
You get sawed in half.
I insert Azathoth.
you get back htohtaza
i insert your penis
You get Failure
I insert Gunz.... GUNZ!
i get back a laggy game
i insert a mermaid
You get a manmaid
I insert the Zone.
you get zombified
i insert your penis
You get your penis.
I insert RED
You get pink!
I insert a lipstick.
You get Bloodsucker with lipstick :O
I insert a shoe
You get a glove.
I insert my face.
You get a very very ugly face upside down.
I insert Radek's fear.
You get a smile.
I insert sadness.
You get chillness....
I insert sleeping pills!
You get that Afroamerican which likes peelz in L4D.
I insert the achievement maker.
You get an achievement!
I insert gravity.
You get an apple up your head!
I insert minges
You get a noob.
I insert Valve's Completed Game Pack.
You get every game you already had, again, this time not really sure what you wanted to do with them, you gave them to me so I can give them to someone else
I insert my avatar
You get Distracted.
I insert an egg.
You get a snake!
I insert myself!
You get NOTHING!
Iw insert a lake with a dear thing moving his leg up and down for no reason.
You get a frozen bottle with me (!) in it.
I insert my socks (OMG).
You get keys to a new car...! ... Now wheres the car?
I insert God
You get Hell.
I insert |HGN-Dir| Last Exile.
You get |HGN-Dir| Little Elf
I insert miso.
What the hell is miso.
Anyway, you get sushi.
I insert a castle.
You got a mud cottage.
I insert insert.
You get un-insert!
I insert all the tr0ll kids !
You get inserted in with em.
I insert an earlobe.
You get eyeball
I insert Bad Aftertaste
You get horrible aftertaste
I insert a bomb.
You get scraps of a building.
I whole cocacola bottle.
You get anal scarring.
I insert a meter of silk fabric.
You get a sheep.
I insert Skyrim.
you get aids
i dont insert
you get a permanent community-wide ba-- oh.
I insert pistolkid.
You get Plunger.
I insert Ravanger.
You get manhandled.
I insert the cure for cancer.
You get a terminal cancer
I insert my penis
You get AIDs
I insert 10,000 pennies, one at a time
You get a chest-full of change.
I insert a jellybean.
Congratulations, you jammed up the machine. You get a bill for the repair costs.
I shove a filthy, used hypodermic needle into the coin slot.
You get a colour image of what your life will be in ten years, including but not limited to long-term use of dirty hypodermic needles.
I insert Frosty. (Also the machine can't break, but if it could, his fat ass would break it.)
You get a little child, who has seen better days.
I insert Yorty
You receive a hardened Chechen criminal.
I insert a bowtie.
You recieve a fancy tuxedo, ready for a black-tie event.
I insert the Russian constitution.
http://www.youtube.com/v/vZ4fllJTG-w&autoplay=1
Quote from: Ragolution on 03-12-2011
http://www.youtube.com/v/vZ4fllJTG-w&autoplay=1
i insert a ragolution
i receive a ragfag
Quote from: Mr. Pink on 03-12-2011
You recieve a fancy tuxedo, ready for a black-tie event.
I insert the Russian constitution.
You receive a derailed thread.
Quote from: Spades_Neil on 06-12-2011
Quote from: Mr. Pink on 03-12-2011
You recieve a fancy tuxedo, ready for a black-tie event.
I insert the Russian constitution.
You receive a derailed thread.
I insert what I just said
you get spiderman
I insert a my fine potion from skyrim: A.I.D.S
Quote from: Spades_Neil on 06-12-2011
Quote from: Mr. Pink on 03-12-2011
You recieve a fancy tuxedo, ready for a black-tie event.
I insert the Russian constitution.
You receive a derailed thread.
/me shrugs.
It fits...
Quote from: bohi on 06-12-2011
Quote from: Spades_Neil on 06-12-2011
You receive a derailed thread.
I insert what I just said
you get spiderman
I insert a my fine potion from skyrim: A.I.D.S
You get poisoned.
I insert an enchanted Flaming Claymore.
You get lol Courier in the middle of dragon battle
I insert hurr-durr
You recieve Herp-Derp.
I insert KingArthur's penis.
You receive KingArthur's sword... Oh, wait a minute.
I insert the corpse of some poor bitch who tried to walk up to the Enclave's doorstep to sell girlscout cookies.
You get a box of bloody, month old girl scout cookies.
I insert G-Man!
You receieve a Gay Man.
I insert lollipops.
You receive a pedophile!
I insert ossumfaec
You recieve somethingawful.
I insert a blender full of babies.
You receive a strawberry smoothie... oh wait...
I insert a S.T.A.L.K.E.R. and an Enclave Soldier.
You recieve "Get out of here, S.T.A.L.K.E.R."
I insert a bowl of horseradish at a college party.
You get a broken bowl with a beer smell.
I insert AIR!
You receive nothing. In fact it takes all of your air instead.
I insert Kim Jong Il's corpse.
you receive a communist occupied world
or something like that
modern games cant produce decent canon(homefront)
anymore
e
fuck
i insert disappointment
You recieve SRP.
I insert North Korea and South Korea unifying, then allying with China and invading the U.S.
You get a shitty 1970s movie about American patriotism and killing communists.
I insert zee captain
You get a personified letter "Z" wearing a captain's badge. Wait what?
I insert an unban topic!
You receive The Ban Game (http://www.forums.hypergamer.net/fast-threads/you-are-banned-%28hgn-forum-game%29/).
I insert 200 caps.
You get a Nuka Cola! +9 Radiation.
I insert lols
Quote from: Blaze232 on 21-12-2011
You get a Nuka Cola! +9 Radiation.
Rip off. >_>
Continue thread.
You recive 200 bottles.
I insert garrysmod and MW3
You get a better looking Garrysmod, but it's filled with screaming and whining six year old kids. That call you a hacker and noob for killing them repeatedly. Then they threaten you with a ban and suing for making them cry.
I insert Neil's throbbing manhood
You recieve me saying "I don't like where this is going..."
I insert Caso's barbed schlong.