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Title: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Ari on 16-09-2009
So, one person inserts anything into a vending machine, and the next person decides what comes out. Then that person inserts something else into it.

Example: I insert a coin.
-next person-
You get advanced prostate cancer.

I insert a cat.

et cetera.


I'll start.

I insert an awesomeface.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Nevrox on 16-09-2009
You get diabetes

I insert a Major Fluffy.
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Post by: Ari on 16-09-2009
You get a pissed off black man.

I insert 4chan.
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Post by: Zero on 16-09-2009
You get a flamewar

I insert My Soul
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Post by: Nevrox on 16-09-2009
You get back Hell.

I insert pie.
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Post by: Bl★ck Star on 17-09-2009
I get pie to eat xD

I insert Murloc Spys who are sapping the vending machine
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Post by: Radek on 17-09-2009
You get back a pissed Murloc Pyro who kills you

I insert Steam
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Post by: Delta232 on 17-09-2009
You get space kitty that eatz your face

I insert Waffelz
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Post by: klp4 on 18-09-2009
You get a pissed off bird (o.O)

I insert a president
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Post by: Zero on 18-09-2009
You recieve bad economy

I insert vending machine
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Post by: keyfoot on 18-09-2009
You get a nail in the face.

i insert my penis *i know where this will go...*
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Post by: Zero on 18-09-2009
You recieve Nothing, but fire and impaled penis

I insert HGN
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Post by: Akira on 18-09-2009
You get E-Drama.

I insert Gandalf saying "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!".
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Post by: Charlie on 19-09-2009
You get a Balrog.

I insert a Paper.
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Post by: klp4 on 19-09-2009
You get a tree.

I insert Gollum
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Post by: Charlie on 19-09-2009
You get  Gimli.

I insert a Pizza.
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Post by: OrangeReal on 19-09-2009
You get KFC.

I insert a gay book.
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Post by: Charlie on 19-09-2009
You get a gay friend.

I insert a dog.
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Post by: Bl★ck Star on 19-09-2009
you get a gay cat

i insert Alex Mercer
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Post by: OrangeReal on 19-09-2009
You get your balls chopped off by Alex Mercer.

I insert a Jonas Brother CD Album.
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Post by: OxTox on 19-09-2009
**The Jonas Brother's CD pops back out decapitating you.

You get a headless you!

I insert Strelok.
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Post by: OrangeReal on 19-09-2009
You get Strelok's blood cause he can't fit.

I insert my computer.
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Post by: Charlie on 20-09-2009
You get a lot copied CD games.

I insert my keyboard.
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Post by: Radek on 20-09-2009
You get a key back.
I insert Awasomness.
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Post by: Bl★ck Star on 20-09-2009
I get DarkAngels Charackter Sakura Akeike

i put in a Rose
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Post by: klp4 on 20-09-2009
You get a pepsi.

I put in a car.
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Post by: PimpMasterJ on 20-09-2009
You get tractor

I insert A geek
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Post by: SpAcY on 20-09-2009
You get a hot girl

I insert my face
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Post by: OrangeReal on 20-09-2009
You turn into the opposite sex.

I insert one dollar.
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Post by: Radek on 20-09-2009
You get a Coke

I insert Russia
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Post by: SpAcY on 20-09-2009
Russia inserts you

I insert 5 dolla
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Post by: OrangeReal on 20-09-2009
You get Subway

I insert lock picking skills
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Post by: Radek on 21-09-2009
You get locking skills.

I insert A freedumb
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Post by: Akira on 21-09-2009
You get weed

I insert a postwhore
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Post by: klp4 on 21-09-2009
You get Radek, (mohahaha)

I insert Radek O.o
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Post by: Akira on 21-09-2009
You get a postwhore

I insert a postwhore

INFINITE LOOP LOL

No..

I insert a vending machine
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: KillSlim on 21-09-2009
You get 3 boring films

I insert /b/
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Post by: Wannabe Taco on 22-09-2009
You get a disease infested needle to the dick.

I insert the machine itself >:3
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Post by: klp4 on 22-09-2009
You get a coin.

I insert a lobster.
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Post by: Wannabe Taco on 22-09-2009
You get a crab.

I insert the coin.
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Post by: Radek on 22-09-2009
You get back every single thing that that has ever come in to the machine.

I insert Klp4's Head.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: OrangeReal on 24-09-2009
You get banned from HGN

I insert my hand.
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Post by: klp4 on 24-09-2009
You get a cheeseburger with a nice milkshake!

I insert an alien.
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Post by: Zero on 24-09-2009
You recieve superstition

I insert homework
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Post by: OrangeReal on 24-09-2009
You get completed work

I insert a wish!
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Post by: Wannabe Taco on 24-09-2009
You get a decapitated penis.

I insert your mothers thong
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: klp4 on 25-09-2009
You get a drunk murloc.

I insert a flipper.
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Post by: Assassinator on 25-09-2009
You get "Death From The Tide".

I insert a drunk murloc.
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Post by: OrangeReal on 25-09-2009
You get a dead murloc.

I insert pie!
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Post by: Wannabe Taco on 25-09-2009
A cloud of cancer comes from the slot and floats into your mouth.

I insert my dick ( then pull it out )
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: OrangeReal on 25-09-2009
Your dick gets chopped off

I insert a unicorn!
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Post by: Simme/Panda on 26-09-2009
You get a unicorn, only to realise it´s a gay unicorn here to rape you. You cannot run.


I insert AIDS.
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Post by: OrangeReal on 26-09-2009
Then you get aids.

I insert Tay Zonday!
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Post by: Nikolaz72 on 26-09-2009
You get an angry Mister Yadnoz Yat

I insert A Jellyfish.
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Post by: Simme/Panda on 26-09-2009
You Get a Chinese Keyboard.

I Insert a Swedish Crown. (Swedish Money)
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Radek on 26-09-2009
You get Awsomeness

I insert more Awsomeness.
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Post by: Simme/Panda on 27-09-2009
You get more Swedish Crowns.

I insert Counter Strike 1.6.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: klp4 on 27-09-2009
You get The Sims 3

I insert a pirate!
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Post by: Radek on 27-09-2009
You get a Pirate ship!(but he takes your vallet as he goes in)

I insert a Hammer.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Wannabe Taco on 27-09-2009
You get a nail lodged in your forehead.

I insert some cum.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Bl★ck Star on 27-09-2009
You get Cum back into your Face

I Insert a Tyranid
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Dragon on 27-09-2009
You get...
Ehh...
You get A bigger Tyranid.

I insert A spycrab.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Wannabe Taco on 28-09-2009
You get a bottle containing a flame.

I insert an insertion
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Post by: Simme/Panda on 28-09-2009
You get back a simple: "DENIED!"

I insert Caramelldansen.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Radek on 29-09-2009
You get an angry fucking swede.. Aka me.
(That thing is spreading! Stop it dear god!)

I insert A minigun!
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Renegade on 29-09-2009
You get a nerf minigun with no darts and no spring

I insert a dollar ( GOD GUYS ITS NOT WORKING CAUSE UR PUTTING STUPID STUFF IN IT)
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Zero on 29-09-2009
You recieve nothing

I insert my donated blood.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Bl★ck Star on 30-09-2009
You get Carameldansen

I Inster over 9000 $
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Assassinator on 30-09-2009
You get a scouter.

I insert Goku.
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Post by: klp4 on 30-09-2009
You get a little monkey.

I insert Assassinator.
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Post by: OrangeReal on 30-09-2009
You get assassinated

I insert Duke Nukem.
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Post by: Dragon on 30-09-2009
You get A pet pig.

I insert A pound coin.
"The damn thing doesn't take dollars either.."
"EPIC IDEA"

***Headcrabs runs off, and returns with A live TNT.

***Headcrabs immediately puts the TNT up the chute.

"Lets see what goodies this little baby has..."
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Post by: Zero on 30-09-2009
You recieve a note on the bomb saying DEFUSED, GAMEOVER

I insert alot of paper
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Post by: OrangeReal on 05-10-2009
You half of that paper.

I insert balls of steel.
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Post by: Assassinator on 05-10-2009
You lose them and they spew out in your face as molten metal.

I insert MAG disc.
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Post by: klp4 on 05-10-2009
You get CoD

I insert a fat trader
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Post by: OrangeReal on 05-10-2009
You get a sick fuck,fat basterd, trader.

I insert pepsi.
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Post by: keyfoot on 05-10-2009
you get back a dollar

i insert my penis
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Post by: Aznpunk77 on 05-10-2009
 You get aids...

I insert another vending machine.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: klp4 on 06-10-2009
You get a duck.

I insert George Bush
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Post by: Assassinator on 06-10-2009
You get George Bush Jr.

I insert George Bush Jr.
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Post by: OrangeReal on 06-10-2009
You get George Bush

I insert Cheetos (Flamin' Hot)
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Post by: keyfoot on 07-10-2009
you get them spit back out.

I insert a million pesos
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Post by: Assassinator on 07-10-2009
You get Mexico.

I insert Mexico.
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Post by: Akira on 07-10-2009
You get a pink sombrero with flowers.

I insert a mexican saying "Si, fly."
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: keyfoot on 08-10-2009
you reiveive cancer.
i insert a dollar
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: klp4 on 08-10-2009
You get a milkshake

I insert a insert
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Zero on 09-10-2009
You get a vending machine game

I insert disney and cocain
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Post by: keyfoot on 09-10-2009
you get penetrated by a fat man. *inserted*

i insert a dog
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Post by: Assassinator on 09-10-2009
You get a cat.

I insert over 9000.
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Post by: keyfoot on 09-10-2009
you recieve under 9000

i insert your mom
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Post by: Zero on 09-10-2009
You recieve your dad.

I insert a banhammer.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: OrangeReal on 09-10-2009
Then you ban hammer'd the machine.

I insert UnBan hammer
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Radek on 09-10-2009
You recive a MAGnum.

I insert Dead Murlocs.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Assassinator on 09-10-2009
You get ownage.

I insert Radek's dead body.
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Post by: Radek on 10-10-2009
You get out an angry Radek that kills you.
I insert Weapons
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Post by: lolKieck on 10-10-2009
There is a fire, and all bullets shoot out, killing you.
I insert 1 dollar.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: keyfoot on 10-10-2009
you receive 50 cents

i insert a condom
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Radek on 11-10-2009
You get a package.'

I insert Dragons!
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: klp4 on 11-10-2009
You get two ducks


I insert a pencil
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Post by: keyfoot on 11-10-2009
You get it sharpened

i insert a dog
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Post by: Assassinator on 12-10-2009
You get a mangled dog inside a vending machine and his chopped off tail comes out.

I insert a cat.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: klp4 on 12-10-2009
You get a cheeseburger.


I insert a president
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Post by: OrangeReal on 12-10-2009
You get George W. Bush

I insert cum.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Radek on 13-10-2009
You get your mom (Sorry i just had to)

I insert Posts.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Zero on 13-10-2009
You recieve flames and more posts.

I insert a ticking timebomb
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Post by: Assassinator on 13-10-2009
Granted, you recieve an explosion when it blows up.

I insert an explosion.
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Post by: Dark Angel on 14-10-2009
You get nothing


I insert myself.
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Post by: Assassinator on 14-10-2009
You get death.

I insert an achievement.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Radek on 14-10-2009
You get Garry.

I insert A Sword.
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Post by: Assassinator on 14-10-2009
You get a shield.

I insert a murloc.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Plunger on 14-10-2009
Quote from: Assassinator1097 on 14-10-2009
You get a shield.

I insert a murloc.
You get a canceled WoW subscription.

I insert anti-matter.
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Post by: Zero on 14-10-2009
You recieve a 500,000 bill for radiation poisoning.
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Post by: lolKieck on 15-10-2009
I insert my dick.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: keyfoot on 16-10-2009
you get a stub

i insert a dollar
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Post by: lolKieck on 16-10-2009
You get a can, which hits your balls and penis, making you Eunuch.
I insert a lolcat.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: scoutfreak on 16-10-2009
you get a litter of kittydogs.

I insert my penis.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Zero on 16-10-2009
You Recieve a Vagina?

I insert time itself
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Mangoman on 16-10-2009
you get down syndrome
I insert the country of australia
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Post by: churro5 on 17-10-2009
You get a pissed sniper "Jarating" you until dying from internal cutting, massive bleeding, infection and smell.

I insert Doomburguer
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Post by: Assassinator on 17-10-2009
It's gets stuck half way and all you get is "burger".

I insert a hotdog.
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Post by: Radek on 17-10-2009
You get a Dog.

I insert Stars.
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Post by: Assassinator on 17-10-2009
You get a son.   (Son as in a person, not a star)

I insert the earth.
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Post by: Radek on 17-10-2009
You get.. Rubble..

I insert The universe.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Blake.H on 18-10-2009
You get my dick

I insert a strange smelling brown liquid
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Post by: churro5 on 18-10-2009
You get diarrea.

I insert my maths teacher
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Assassinator on 18-10-2009
You get an English teacher.

I insert thirty dollars.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Dark Angel on 19-10-2009
You get nothing!


I insert myself!
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Assassinator on 19-10-2009
You get death.

I insert Carnage.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: churro5 on 19-10-2009
You get a hot dog

I insert my english teacher and the one that assasinator dispensed me
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Assassinator on 19-10-2009
You get a science teacher.

I insert a principle.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: churro5 on 19-10-2009
I hate my science teacher DAMN.

You get more school and less vacations
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Assassinator on 19-10-2009
I insert Churro 'cause he didn't insert anything.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: churro5 on 19-10-2009
I cant go in.

You get fail.

I insert your murlocs
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: keyfoot on 20-10-2009
you get a face full of fail

i insert a asian
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: scoutfreak on 21-10-2009
You get a sweat shop.

I insert $1.
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Post by: churro5 on 22-10-2009
It gets stuck inside.

I insert WIN!
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: keyfoot on 22-10-2009
you get back all your fail, you souldnt of got rid of you tiny bit of win, cause u mostly got fail

i insert a egg roll
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: churro5 on 22-10-2009
You get a pingas roll.

I insert a umbrella lol
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: scoutfreak on 22-10-2009
You get a virus.

I insert S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: churro5 on 23-10-2009
You get an angry military soldier

I insert dramatic chipmunk
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: keyfoot on 23-10-2009
you get lots of views, but only trolls and bad ratings

i inset your mom
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: churro5 on 23-10-2009
FAIL! you didnt insert, you get raped by spartans

I insert a hamster
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: keyfoot on 23-10-2009
what are you talking about?

you get back a turtle.

i insert a wedge of cheese
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: churro5 on 23-10-2009
you edited your last post.........

You get cheese bits

I insert money
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: keyfoot on 23-10-2009
you get back nothing.

i insert your mom again
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: churro5 on 23-10-2009
You get a shit on the face

I i insert your uncle
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: keyfoot on 23-10-2009
you get back 2 i's

i insert my foot.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Akira on 23-10-2009
You get banned for postwhoring.

I insert a A.K.A.C.-Device.

(Anti Keyfoot And Churro5 Device)
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Post by: Zarrick on 23-10-2009
Eeer, you get the babies of Churro and Keyfoot?

I insert Black Sun (The artifact)
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: scoutfreak on 24-10-2009
You get no comment.

I pute in Locke.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Fluffy on 24-10-2009
You get a picklock

I insert a Toe.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Tea on 24-10-2009
You get a mutated hybrid of Tunddruff, Energy Drink products and a vending machine mixed together.

(https://forums.hypergamer.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi530.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fdd345%2FFragger21%2Fsubway_variant_nolights0005.jpg&hash=19dd14d45dba2631c3c85c98eccd5eead246c4e2)

I instert penis
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Pawx on 25-10-2009
Your dick gets sliced off, Damn..

I insert a Nuke
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Plunger on 25-10-2009
Quote from: Poxkillerd on 25-10-2009
Your dick gets sliced off, Damn..

I insert a Nuke
It's a dud.

I insert Pox's dick.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Dark Angel on 25-10-2009
It get stuck and you get nothing.

I insert a CD
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: keyfoot on 26-10-2009
you get back a song

i insert dark angels want
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Assassinator on 26-10-2009
You get annoyance.

I insert a RPG.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: keyfoot on 26-10-2009
you get a crying baby

i insert a tit
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Zero on 30-10-2009
You recieve a phonebook

I insert a remote
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Assassinator on 30-10-2009
You get a T.V.

I insert a monitor.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Radek on 30-10-2009
You get a screen!

I insert Fail
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Raxx on 30-10-2009
You get win.

I insert a tube of toothpaste.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Assassinator on 30-10-2009
You get a toothbrush.

I insert floss.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Radek on 30-10-2009
You get bits of food.

I insert Spiders
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Assassinator on 31-10-2009
You get bits of spiders.

I insert scorpions.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Dark Angel on 31-10-2009
You get bees

I insert murlock!
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Assassinator on 31-10-2009
You get epicness.

I insert Dark Angel.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: scoutfreak on 31-10-2009
You get Fallen Earth


i insert a comical joke
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Post by: Zero on 02-11-2009
You get the end of the world

I insert Lawyers
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Goose on 17-11-2009
You get BloodSuckers

Insert Bacon

(kinda revived it i know:P)
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Assassinator on 18-11-2009
You get a pig.

I insert Goose.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Dark Angel on 18-11-2009
You get an egg.

I insert an old crappy laptop
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Assassinator on 18-11-2009
You get a new desktop.

I insert Dark Angel´s avatar.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: OrangeReal on 18-11-2009
You get a Gordon Freeman

I insert you.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Zero on 19-11-2009
You recieve me

I insert phone
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Goose on 19-11-2009
You get Shitty reception

Insert HD TV
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Locke on 19-11-2009
You get screen lag, and cannot play rock band :'(

I insert my own death certificate
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Goose on 19-11-2009
You get hundreds of mourner's from HGN

Insert mento's

Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Fluffy on 19-11-2009
You get...

The Mentos Thief 2 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAatBXvWwik&feature=related#normal)

I insert Fallout 3
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Zero on 20-11-2009
You receive disappointment

I insert educati0n!
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: lolKieck on 27-11-2009
You receive useless brain.

I insert lolcats !
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Assassinator on 27-11-2009
You get funny pictures.

I insert Advice Dog.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: lolKieck on 28-11-2009
You get an advice how to get murloc pet and costume.

I insert a snork.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Assassinator on 28-11-2009
You get a hunter.

I insert Left 4 Dead 2.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Blake.H on 29-11-2009
Your body gets switched with Rochelle and you die instantly in Versus mode ending your poor miserable life for ever, well at least until the next round.

I insert an apple.

Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Assassinator on 29-11-2009
You get a pear.

I insert Blake's avatar.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Zero on 29-11-2009
You recieve a disfigured fat guy smiling creepily at you.

I insert my alarm clock.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Assassinator on 29-11-2009
You get snooze.

I insert spy.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Zero on 01-12-2009
You get french accent and a balaclava and the phrase "Gentleman?"

I insert Pyro
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: lolKieck on 01-12-2009
You get a gasmask and an axe for kids.

I insert Ezio from AC2.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Assassinator on 01-12-2009
You get awesomesauce.

I insert Altair.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Dark Angel on 01-12-2009
You get 2x Altair

I insert my depression
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Assassinator on 01-12-2009
You get our happiness.

I insert Dark Angel.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Goose on 03-12-2009
You get Evil Lesbian

Insert Chinese people
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Zero on 03-12-2009
You recieve war and Korean hatred.

I insert Water
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Dark Angel on 03-12-2009
You get cocaine
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Assassinator on 04-12-2009
I insert Dark's nothing.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Rhyom Guther on 04-12-2009
You get Murlocks

I insert hentai
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Dragon on 05-12-2009
You get mentlegen.

I insert A dragon.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Radek on 05-12-2009
You get's lots and lots of fire.

I insert wow.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Strelok Holmes on 06-12-2009
You get a cup of hot water and a used tampon. TEA TIME ANYONE!?

*Inserts coin*
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Dragon on 06-12-2009
You get A soda.
*Inserts vending machine itself into the machine*
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Zero on 06-12-2009
You get a toilet

I insert Time
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Strelok Holmes on 06-12-2009
You get a TIME PARADOX!

I insert headcrabs..
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Dragon on 06-12-2009
I burst out and zombify you.

I insert an Ubercharge.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Strelok Holmes on 06-12-2009
A heavy's chaingun pops out and shoots you in the face!

In former Soviet Russia, coin inserts you!
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Dragon on 06-12-2009

You get A me.
Because it spat me back out.

I insert a bucket of paint.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Fluffy on 06-12-2009
You get paint splatter around your entire house

I insert a trophy.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Strelok Holmes on 06-12-2009
You get mauled by a grizzly

I insert lesbian porn...
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: deluxulous on 06-12-2009
You get a slap from a Catholic nun.

I insert internet.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Mangoman on 07-12-2009
you get a virus

I insert Somalia
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Fluffy on 07-12-2009
Soviet Russia gets you.

I insert ZOMBAHS!
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Tunddruff on 08-12-2009
you get riden by a jocket


Insert Garry Newman
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: lolKieck on 08-12-2009
You get a bugged SRP.

I insert LUL.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Strelok Holmes on 08-12-2009
You get a ceiling cat

I insert Steam..
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Tunddruff on 08-12-2009
You get Compresses Steam (Water)

I insert Silver's Father (Gold Paladin)
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Alex on 08-12-2009
You get his:


(https://forums.hypergamer.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi260.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fii16%2Fonali67%2Fugly_guyshead.jpg&hash=05bb37680004abd97c7bb91331a3eae686056585)


I insert nothing
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Goose on 08-12-2009
You get (https://forums.hypergamer.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fscrapetv.com%2FNews%2FNews%2520Pages%2FPolitics%2FImages%2Fto-do-list-nothing.jpg&hash=bf6df302b733173d3a36ad07f1bfd62ef146fb54)

Insert Sharpie marker
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Alex on 08-12-2009
You get high.

Rosie O'Donnel
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Goose on 08-12-2009
You get Fat old ladie with Downs syndorme

Insert Shitty speakers
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Strelok Holmes on 08-12-2009
You get this.. (sorry for the small image)

(https://forums.hypergamer.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ft2.gstatic.com%2Fimages%3Fq%3Dtbn%3AFsbWRNFThqSWdM%3Ahttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.jonco48.com%2Fblog%2Frap_small.jpg&hash=bebdaff765618ebb9e062e383e0e9c2e4f7e3d3e)

I insert Ozzy Osbourne...
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Fluffy on 08-12-2009
You get a crazy old man who can't talk, but can scream "AIE AIE AIE!"

I insert 100 Lockpicks.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Strelok Holmes on 09-12-2009
You end up with 100 broken lockpicks

I insert Dick Cheney..
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: lolKieck on 10-12-2009
You get Cheney Dick.

I insert a bukkit.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Alex on 10-12-2009
You get a bucket.


I insert the Holy Grail filled with Chuck Norris's blood.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Tunddruff on 11-12-2009
You get a kitty

Insert M82 Barrett Anti-Talk Rifle.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: lolKieck on 11-12-2009
You get a bulet for it.

I insert a gas mask.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Alex on 11-12-2009
You get gassed.

I insert the Universe
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: lolKieck on 12-12-2009
You get Omniverse.

I insert STALKER universe.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Alex on 12-12-2009
You get Fallout Universe

I insert Omniverse.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Fluffy on 12-12-2009
You get black holes

I insert Cookie Monster.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Alex on 12-12-2009
You get a crack addict.

I insert Fluffy.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Fluffy on 12-12-2009
You get more Fluffy.

I insert Pillsbury.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Strelok Holmes on 12-12-2009
You get a soldier's rocket up the ass!

i insert a demoman's only eye in...
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Goose on 13-12-2009
You get a eye bomb its an explosive eye horray

Insert Santa Claus (The fat old man that breaks into your house and leaves presents for little children in the middle of night while eating their cookies and drinking their milk)
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Alex on 13-12-2009
You get pedobear

I insert HGN.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: lolKieck on 13-12-2009
You get NGH.

I insert a wish.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Fluffy on 14-12-2009
You get a curse.

I insert shoes.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Tunddruff on 14-12-2009
Get a hobo

Insert red
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: lolKieck on 15-12-2009
You get pink.

I insert Wish Grantuh.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: OrangeReal on 15-12-2009
You get a ghey wish.

I insert me.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: lolKieck on 15-12-2009
You get a soda can.

I insert an Ecologist.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Goose on 16-12-2009
You get Egg head

Insert Cinamin bun.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Fluffy on 16-12-2009
You get covered in white stuffs

I insert Rings
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: lolKieck on 17-12-2009
You get Rangs.

I insert Chewbacca.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Fluffy on 18-12-2009
You get your head chomped off by it.

I insert Wolves.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: lolKieck on 19-12-2009
You get shot to hell.

I insert CoD4.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Fluffy on 20-12-2009
You get Medal of Honor: Frontline.

I insert Caterpillars.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Moss on 21-12-2009
You get Slimy Dildos


I Insert a Jolly Rancher
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: GenX on 22-12-2009
You get a sucker


I insert a fake quarter
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Spawnmax on 27-12-2009
You get the cop's

I insert a Ruble
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: lolKieck on 02-01-2010
You get a penny.

I insert LULZ.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Dragon on 03-01-2010
A snake comes from behind you and slides up your arse.
Oh, and you get a rofl.

I insert the vending machine into the vending machine then a calculator that has 5 divided by zero ready to be worked out.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Bl★ck Star on 03-01-2010
The Vending Machine asplode.

I insert a Sapper
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Dark Angel on 03-01-2010
You get a spy!

I insert anime freaks
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Strelok Holmes on 03-01-2010
You get a used condom...

I insert a bullet.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Cobra on 03-01-2010
You get a dildo.

I insert Plutonium.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Bl★ck Star on 04-01-2010
You get a mutated Darkangel xD

I insert my self
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: lolKieck on 04-01-2010
You get yourself.

I insert a rat.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Dragon on 04-01-2010

You get a mouse.

I insert a snork.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Fluffy on 04-01-2010
You get clawed in the face

I insert Yaoi.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Dark Angel on 06-01-2010
You get Yuri

I insert Fluffy.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: lolKieck on 06-01-2010
You get unFluffy.

I insert lulz. Again.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Fluffy on 06-01-2010
You get Epic Fail.

I insert Half-Life 2 Pronz.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: IceFire on 07-01-2010
You get a screwed up computer

I insert an army of starfish
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Tunddruff on 08-01-2010
get herpes in a jar

Insert assorted lengths of yarn.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: lolKieck on 12-01-2010
You get a Makarov.

I insert my old socks.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Goose on 12-01-2010
You get chemical warfare

Insert MW2
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: lolKieck on 12-01-2010
You get CoD4:MW

I insert Goose.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Szenti on 12-01-2010
You get Goosey.

I insert Yaoi.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Fluffy on 12-01-2010
You get Hentai

I insert Banners
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Strelok Holmes on 12-01-2010
You get rage quit

I insert Crussaria RP.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Assassinator on 13-01-2010
You get the First Order.

I insert Corpse Brigade.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Fluffy on 13-01-2010
You get roadkill

I insert K-Nifes
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: OrangeReal on 02-02-2010
You get a knife.

I insert Willy Wanka.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Dark Angel on 02-02-2010
You get his secret chocolate made out of humans (EPIC MOVIE)

I insert S.T.A.L.K.E.R Mutant Hunter book
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: lolKieck on 02-02-2010
You get S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Human Hunter book.

I insert a high-five. WAZZAP !
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: OrangeReal on 03-02-2010
You got a low-five. PAZZAW

I insert the Zone.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Alex on 04-02-2010
You go blind.

I shove in my big........fat.......hairy......juicy.......................................toe.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Aviator on 04-02-2010
The machine cuts it off and your penis shrinks down to 1/4th of an inch.

I insert my vending machine.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Tunddruff on 05-02-2010
the game

Insert Child Porn.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Aviator on 05-02-2010
IP gets tracked and you are raided by S.W.A.T., after apprehension you spend sixty years in jail and lose all of your stuff when you get out.

I insert my gumball machine.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: keyfoot on 05-02-2010
you get back a japanese underwear dispensing machine

i insert a naked asian man
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Aviator on 05-02-2010
you get pee flavored coke

i insert three fiddy
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: keyfoot on 06-02-2010
you get the lockness monster

i insert squaids
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Dark Angel on 06-02-2010
You get aids!

I inser my proxy server.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: keyfoot on 06-02-2010
You get back anal mayhem

i insert your mom
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: OrangeReal on 08-02-2010
You get a troll.

I insert a troll.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Dark Angel on 08-02-2010
You get his mom!

I insert Little Elf
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: jaik on 08-02-2010
You get Silverknight

I insert an ecologist application.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Dragon on 08-02-2010
You get an Ecologist.

I insert some icing before shouting out that i lost my icing then screaming out yabba alot.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Zstan on 08-02-2010
You get sawed in half.

I insert Azathoth.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: keyfoot on 08-02-2010
you get back htohtaza

i insert your penis
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Fluffy on 13-02-2010
You get Failure

I insert Gunz.... GUNZ!
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: keyfoot on 13-02-2010
i get back a laggy game

i insert a mermaid
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: OrangeReal on 15-02-2010
You get a manmaid

I insert the Zone.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: keyfoot on 19-02-2010
you get zombified

i insert your penis
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: OrangeReal on 19-02-2010
You get your penis.

I insert RED
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Dark Angel on 21-02-2010
You get pink!

I insert a lipstick.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Zero on 22-02-2010
You get Bloodsucker with lipstick :O

I insert a shoe
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: OrangeReal on 22-02-2010
You get a glove.

I insert my face.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: lolKieck on 22-02-2010
You get a very very ugly face upside down.

I insert Radek's fear.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: OrangeReal on 22-02-2010
You get a smile.

I insert sadness.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Dark Angel on 22-02-2010
You get chillness....

I insert sleeping pills!
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: lolKieck on 24-02-2010
You get that Afroamerican which likes peelz in L4D.

I insert the achievement maker.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Dragon on 26-02-2010

You get an achievement!

I insert gravity.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Dark Angel on 26-02-2010
You get an apple up your head!

I insert minges
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: OrangeReal on 26-02-2010
You get a noob.

I insert Valve's Completed Game Pack.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Zero on 26-02-2010
You get every game you already had, again, this time not really sure what you wanted to do with them, you gave them to me so I can give them to someone else

I insert my avatar
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Dragon on 27-02-2010

You get Distracted.

I insert an egg.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Dark Angel on 27-02-2010
You get a snake!

I insert myself!
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: OrangeReal on 28-02-2010
You get NOTHING!

Iw insert a lake with a dear thing moving his leg up and down for no reason.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: sebala on 28-02-2010
You get a frozen bottle with me (!) in it.

I insert my socks (OMG).
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Zero on 28-02-2010
You get keys to a new car...! ... Now wheres the car?

I insert God
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: OrangeReal on 01-03-2010
You get Hell.

I insert |HGN-Dir| Last Exile.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Dark Angel on 01-03-2010
You get |HGN-Dir| Little Elf

I insert miso.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: lolKieck on 01-03-2010
What the hell is miso.
Anyway, you get sushi.

I insert a castle.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: OrangeReal on 01-03-2010
You got a mud cottage.

I insert insert.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Dark Angel on 02-03-2010
You get un-insert!

I insert all the tr0ll kids !
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Celtic on 02-03-2010
You get inserted in with em.

I insert an earlobe.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Zero on 02-03-2010
You get eyeball

I insert Bad Aftertaste
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Bucky on 06-05-2010
You get horrible aftertaste

I insert a bomb.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Predu on 08-05-2010
You get scraps of a building.

I whole cocacola bottle.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Ari on 29-11-2011
You get anal scarring.

I insert a meter of silk fabric.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Frostee on 29-11-2011
You get a sheep.

I insert Skyrim.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Turkey on 29-11-2011
you get aids

i dont insert
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Ari on 29-11-2011
you get a permanent community-wide ba-- oh.

I insert pistolkid.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Frostee on 29-11-2011
You get Plunger.

I insert Ravanger.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Corocan on 29-11-2011
You get manhandled.

I insert the cure for cancer.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: KingArthur on 29-11-2011
You get a terminal cancer

I insert my penis
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Mr. Pink on 29-11-2011
You get AIDs

I insert 10,000 pennies, one at a time
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Corocan on 29-11-2011
You get a chest-full of change.


I insert a jellybean.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Mr. Pink on 30-11-2011
Congratulations, you jammed up the machine. You get a bill for the repair costs.

I shove a filthy, used hypodermic needle into the coin slot.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Ari on 30-11-2011
You get a colour image of what your life will be in ten years, including but not limited to long-term use of dirty hypodermic needles.

I insert Frosty. (Also the machine can't break, but if it could, his fat ass would break it.)
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Frostee on 30-11-2011
You get a little child, who has seen better days.

I insert Yorty
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Ari on 03-12-2011
You receive a hardened Chechen criminal.

I insert a bowtie.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Mr. Pink on 03-12-2011
You recieve a fancy tuxedo, ready for a black-tie event.

I insert the Russian constitution.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Ragolution on 03-12-2011
http://www.youtube.com/v/vZ4fllJTG-w&autoplay=1
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: jaik on 04-12-2011
Quote from: Ragolution on 03-12-2011
http://www.youtube.com/v/vZ4fllJTG-w&autoplay=1

i insert a ragolution

i receive a ragfag
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Spades_Neil on 06-12-2011
Quote from: Mr. Pink on 03-12-2011
You recieve a fancy tuxedo, ready for a black-tie event.

I insert the Russian constitution.

You receive a derailed thread.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: bohi on 06-12-2011
Quote from: Spades_Neil on 06-12-2011
Quote from: Mr. Pink on 03-12-2011
You recieve a fancy tuxedo, ready for a black-tie event.

I insert the Russian constitution.

You receive a derailed thread.

I insert what I just said



you get spiderman


I insert a my fine potion from skyrim: A.I.D.S
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Mr. Pink on 06-12-2011
Quote from: Spades_Neil on 06-12-2011
Quote from: Mr. Pink on 03-12-2011
You recieve a fancy tuxedo, ready for a black-tie event.

I insert the Russian constitution.

You receive a derailed thread.

/me shrugs.
It fits...
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: ZainMenloe on 15-12-2011
Quote from: bohi on 06-12-2011
Quote from: Spades_Neil on 06-12-2011

You receive a derailed thread.

I insert what I just said



you get spiderman


I insert a my fine potion from skyrim: A.I.D.S

You get poisoned.

I insert an enchanted Flaming Claymore.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Blaze232 on 16-12-2011
You get lol Courier in the middle of dragon battle

I insert hurr-durr
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Mr. Pink on 16-12-2011
You recieve Herp-Derp.

I insert KingArthur's penis.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Spades_Neil on 16-12-2011
You receive KingArthur's sword... Oh, wait a minute.

I insert the corpse of some poor bitch who tried to walk up to the Enclave's doorstep to sell girlscout cookies.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: ZainMenloe on 17-12-2011
You get a box of bloody, month old girl scout cookies.

I insert G-Man!
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Gonztah on 17-12-2011
You receieve a Gay Man.

I insert lollipops.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Blaze232 on 17-12-2011
You receive a pedophile!

I insert ossumfaec
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Mr. Pink on 18-12-2011
You recieve somethingawful.

I insert a blender full of babies.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Spades_Neil on 18-12-2011
You receive a strawberry smoothie... oh wait...

I insert a S.T.A.L.K.E.R. and an Enclave Soldier.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Mr. Pink on 18-12-2011
You recieve "Get out of here, S.T.A.L.K.E.R."

I insert a bowl of horseradish at a college party.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: ZainMenloe on 18-12-2011
You get a broken bowl with a beer smell.

I insert AIR!
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Spades_Neil on 18-12-2011
You receive nothing. In fact it takes all of your air instead.

I insert Kim Jong Il's corpse.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: jaik on 18-12-2011
you receive a communist occupied world
or something like that
modern games cant produce decent canon(homefront)
anymore
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fuck

i insert disappointment
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Mr. Pink on 19-12-2011
You recieve SRP.

I insert North Korea and South Korea unifying, then allying with China and invading the U.S.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: meetdadoom on 19-12-2011
You get a shitty 1970s movie about American patriotism and killing communists.

I insert zee captain
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Blaze232 on 21-12-2011
You get a personified letter "Z" wearing a captain's badge.  Wait what?

I insert an unban topic!
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Spades_Neil on 21-12-2011
You receive The Ban Game (http://www.forums.hypergamer.net/fast-threads/you-are-banned-%28hgn-forum-game%29/).

I insert 200 caps.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Blaze232 on 21-12-2011
You get a Nuka Cola! +9 Radiation.


I insert lols
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Spades_Neil on 21-12-2011
Quote from: Blaze232 on 21-12-2011
You get a Nuka Cola! +9 Radiation.

Rip off. >_>

Continue thread.
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Knife_cz on 21-12-2011
You recive 200 bottles.

I insert garrysmod and MW3
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Caso on 21-12-2011
You get a better looking Garrysmod, but it's filled with screaming and whining six year old kids. That call you a hacker and noob for killing them repeatedly. Then they threaten you with a ban and suing for making them cry.

I insert Neil's throbbing manhood
Title: Re: The Vending machine game!
Post by: Mr. Pink on 22-12-2011
You recieve me saying "I don't like where this is going..."

I insert Caso's barbed schlong.