The Vending machine game!

Started by Ari, 16-09-2009

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OrangeReal

Your dick gets chopped off

I insert a unicorn!
SRP
Arthur 'Night' Hutchinson - ALIVE
Anne 'Savior' Gerris - ALIVE
Coroner - ALIVE
'Crazed' - ALIVE

Simme/Panda

You get a unicorn, only to realise it´s a gay unicorn here to rape you. You cannot run.


I insert AIDS.

OrangeReal

Then you get aids.

I insert Tay Zonday!
SRP
Arthur 'Night' Hutchinson - ALIVE
Anne 'Savior' Gerris - ALIVE
Coroner - ALIVE
'Crazed' - ALIVE

Nikolaz72

You get an angry Mister Yadnoz Yat

I insert A Jellyfish.
Text Cyric the Archmage.

Simme/Panda

You Get a Chinese Keyboard.

I Insert a Swedish Crown. (Swedish Money)

Radek

You get Awsomeness

I insert more Awsomeness.
Tom About Mili interigation
|HGN-STSR| Tom: "Ill keep an eye out for OMEGA! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!!"      "Damn right you will!" *Pours vodka on you and lights you on fire*    "IN HELL!"

Simme/Panda

You get more Swedish Crowns.

I insert Counter Strike 1.6.

klp4

You get The Sims 3

I insert a pirate!
"I know who I am! I'm a dude playing a dude diquised as another dude!"

The myth says that Radek has two arms, the myth also says that the devil has two arms. Coincidence? I think not.


Radek

You get a Pirate ship!(but he takes your vallet as he goes in)

I insert a Hammer.
Tom About Mili interigation
|HGN-STSR| Tom: "Ill keep an eye out for OMEGA! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!!"      "Damn right you will!" *Pours vodka on you and lights you on fire*    "IN HELL!"

Wannabe Taco

You get a nail lodged in your forehead.

I insert some cum.

Bl★ck Star

You get Cum back into your Face

I Insert a Tyranid


Dragon

You get...
Ehh...
You get A bigger Tyranid.

I insert A spycrab.
"Is it just me, or have peoples' hands been growing out of their asses lately?"

Wannabe Taco

You get a bottle containing a flame.

I insert an insertion

Simme/Panda

You get back a simple: "DENIED!"

I insert Caramelldansen.

Radek

You get an angry fucking swede.. Aka me.
(That thing is spreading! Stop it dear god!)

I insert A minigun!
Tom About Mili interigation
|HGN-STSR| Tom: "Ill keep an eye out for OMEGA! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!!"      "Damn right you will!" *Pours vodka on you and lights you on fire*    "IN HELL!"

Renegade

You get a nerf minigun with no darts and no spring

I insert a dollar ( GOD GUYS ITS NOT WORKING CAUSE UR PUTTING STUPID STUFF IN IT)

Zero

You recieve nothing

I insert my donated blood.


Bl★ck Star

You get Carameldansen

I Inster over 9000 $


Assassinator

You get a scouter.

I insert Goku.

klp4

You get a little monkey.

I insert Assassinator.
"I know who I am! I'm a dude playing a dude diquised as another dude!"

The myth says that Radek has two arms, the myth also says that the devil has two arms. Coincidence? I think not.


OrangeReal

You get assassinated

I insert Duke Nukem.
SRP
Arthur 'Night' Hutchinson - ALIVE
Anne 'Savior' Gerris - ALIVE
Coroner - ALIVE
'Crazed' - ALIVE

Dragon

You get A pet pig.

I insert A pound coin.
"The damn thing doesn't take dollars either.."
"EPIC IDEA"

***Headcrabs runs off, and returns with A live TNT.

***Headcrabs immediately puts the TNT up the chute.

"Lets see what goodies this little baby has..."
"Is it just me, or have peoples' hands been growing out of their asses lately?"

Zero

You recieve a note on the bomb saying DEFUSED, GAMEOVER

I insert alot of paper


OrangeReal

You half of that paper.

I insert balls of steel.
SRP
Arthur 'Night' Hutchinson - ALIVE
Anne 'Savior' Gerris - ALIVE
Coroner - ALIVE
'Crazed' - ALIVE

Assassinator

You lose them and they spew out in your face as molten metal.

I insert MAG disc.