The Vending machine game!

Started by Ari, 16-09-2009

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Mr. Pink

You recieve somethingawful.

I insert a blender full of babies.
I wish for a pinball machine full of Cannabis.


Spades_Neil

You receive a strawberry smoothie... oh wait...

I insert a S.T.A.L.K.E.R. and an Enclave Soldier.

Mr. Pink

You recieve "Get out of here, S.T.A.L.K.E.R."

I insert a bowl of horseradish at a college party.
I wish for a pinball machine full of Cannabis.


ZainMenloe

You get a broken bowl with a beer smell.

I insert AIR!

Spades_Neil

You receive nothing. In fact it takes all of your air instead.

I insert Kim Jong Il's corpse.

jaik

you receive a communist occupied world
or something like that
modern games cant produce decent canon(homefront)
anymore
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fuck

i insert disappointment
Blake.H: And im also working on whipping him into shape
Blake.H: He's nice
Blake.H: He doesn't moan
Blake.H: The sheer obedience is enough to fuel my erection anyway

Mr. Pink

You recieve SRP.

I insert North Korea and South Korea unifying, then allying with China and invading the U.S.
I wish for a pinball machine full of Cannabis.


meetdadoom

You get a shitty 1970s movie about American patriotism and killing communists.

I insert zee captain

[flash=500,30]http://www.youtube.com/v/9UousVNJaIM[/flash]

Blaze232

You get a personified letter "Z" wearing a captain's badge.  Wait what?

I insert an unban topic!

Spades_Neil

You receive The Ban Game.

I insert 200 caps.

Blaze232

You get a Nuka Cola! +9 Radiation.


I insert lols

Spades_Neil

Quote from: Blaze232 on 21-12-2011
You get a Nuka Cola! +9 Radiation.

Rip off. >_>

Continue thread.

Knife_cz

You recive 200 bottles.

I insert garrysmod and MW3


Caso

You get a better looking Garrysmod, but it's filled with screaming and whining six year old kids. That call you a hacker and noob for killing them repeatedly. Then they threaten you with a ban and suing for making them cry.

I insert Neil's throbbing manhood
I used to be an adventure like you, but then the shadow started chasing me through a castle filled with monsters.


Mr. Pink

You recieve me saying "I don't like where this is going..."

I insert Caso's barbed schlong.
I wish for a pinball machine full of Cannabis.